Thursday, June 10, 2021

Danger High Voltage - Electric Six

Danger High Voltage - Electric SixDanger High Voltage - Electric SixDanger, Danger Will Robinson. Oops, not not that one. Try Danger, Danger High Voltage, for that is what Electric Six are warning us about. The original single and album cover does this through the extensive use of the color orange, including a moody orange glitter-ball. The remixed artwork does this through placing a topless babe next to a danger sign at an electricity sub-station. Which has the highest danger factor is for you to decide. Tangerine!

Tuesday, April 27, 2021

Reflection - The Shadows

Reflection - The ShadowsReflection - The ShadowsWhat were The Shadows thinking about when they put the artwork together for the front cover of their album Reflection? Oddly, it is an electric guitar whose facade has been distorted by the waves of what appears to be a swimming pool. But it's not a reflection, is it? It's a distortion. On the remix is a babe wearing little other than her lingerie, whose body is being reflected in a mirror. There's a reflection of her, not a distortion. But there's no shadow, so it's not a perfect solution. La La Land.

Tuesday, February 2, 2021

Hooked - Great White

Hooked - Great WhiteHooked - Great WhiteIn some ways it is difficult to improve upon the original album front cover artwork for Hooked by Great White, which shows what appears to be a naked babe, clasping onto a fishing hook of some girth. She has certainly been hooked. The remix changes very little. A babe is still hooked, but this time as she leans astride a pommelhorse rather than being out at sea. And the hook is not a fishing hook this time, nor is it Captain Hook, or Doctor Hook. It's a kind of a crook, that is to say by hook, or by crook. Look, we never said this web-site was intellectual. Book!

Thursday, December 17, 2020

Top Of The Stairs - Skee-Lo

Top Of The Stairs - Skee-LoTop Of The Stairs - Skee-LoWhen Skee-Lo had recorded his album (and single of the same name) Top Of The Stairs, he must have been exhausted. So much so that for the original front cover artwork, all he could manage was a picture of himself with no stairs to climb. On the remix is a babe who is trying to make her way to the top of the stairs, but seems to be more concerned with taking off her panties whilst sitting on the stairs. Maybe that is why Skee-Lo is in no rush to make it all the way to the top. Descent!

Friday, December 4, 2020

Only Four You - Mary Jane Girls

Only Four You - Mary Jane GirlsOnly Four You - Mary Jane GirlsThe Mary Jane Girls are All Four You and on the original album cover artwork all four of them are visible and are posing for you. Thumbs up here for their effort. On the remix are four different babes who are not only for you, but are showing their love four you by making a heart shape with their arms and their hands. Oh, and they're doing it whilst naked, what could express their love for four you too. Beach!

Tuesday, October 27, 2020

Cemetery Shoes - Johnny Dowd

Cemetery Shoes - Johnny DowdCemetery Shoes - Johnny DowdWhat, you may be asking yourself, are Cemetery Shoes? Let us turn to the infinite wisdom of Johnny Dowd for an answer this question. If the original album front cover artwork is to be believed, it seems to be something to do with sweeping up leaves in a graveyard with an electric guitar. An alternative view is that of the remixed cover which shows a babe standing in a cemetery in a pair of high heeled shoes and her lingerie. Oh, and with an umbrella for good measure. Those kind of shoes, that is what. Misty!

Tuesday, September 1, 2020

Storm - Vanessa Mae

Storm - Vanessa MaeStorm - Vanessa MaeWhen Vanessa Mae was thinking about what could go on the original cover artwork for both her single and album, both titled Storm, she obviously thought that a picture of her with some red lighting was somehow evocative of bad weather. On the remix is a babe who is actually enduring stormy weather out at sea. She had better be careful as she is naked (at least from the waist upwards) which is not the right clothing for when the weather is inclement. Umbrella!

Saturday, June 13, 2020

Camouflage - Rod Stewart

Camouflage - Rod StewartCamouflage - Rod StewartAnother singer who sings about Camouflage is Rod Stewart. The original album front cover artwork shows Mr Stewart looking very 1980s with his bouffant hair and his ear piercing. He isn't very well hidden though. On the remix is a babe who was wearing camouflage, but seems to have decided that by unbuttoning it, she might somehow be less visible if she took it off. Given her shiny lipstick is shining like the landing lights on a 747, this seems to be an odd decision. Cherry!

Thursday, June 11, 2020

No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems - Kenny Chesney

No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems - Kenny ChesneyNo Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems - Kenny ChesneyWith the name of a song and an album by Kenny Chesney which goes No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems, then the original front cover artwork misses the boat by a county mile as Mr Chesney can clearly be seen on it wearing a shirt. Or a T-shirt at least. On the remix is a babe who is not definitely not wearing a shirt. Whether she is wearing shoes we don't know, because her legs are cut out of the picture. No problems there, are there, then? Torso!

Friday, June 5, 2020

Head Over Heels - Paula Abdul

Head Over Heels - Paula AbdulHead Over Heels - Paula AbdulHead Over Heels is the most common name for a single or album here at AllBum.Art. Today it is the turn of Paula Abdul's album of that name. The original cover artwork shows Ms Abdul climbing up some scaffolding. She is lying down and her head is marginally above her heels (not that she is wearing what most people would call heels, them being very flat). On the remix is a babe lying down on a carpet and she is wearing what people would call heels, one of which is above her head, and the other underneath it. Nor is she noticeably fat. Balanced!

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