Thursday, July 11, 2019

In Search Of The Crack - The Crack

In Search Of The Crack - The CrackIn Search Of The Crack - The CrackThe Crack are, apparently, In Search Of The Crack. Finding themselves is it now then? Well anyway, the original album cover artwork shows a drawing of the band members standing by the doorway of a place called the Ill Eagle, in which a showgirl is standing. Is that the crack that they are seeking? On the remix, two babes are searching for each other's cracks, though given how much fuzz is covering up their cracks, they may have a bit of a job on their (or in their) hands. Craic!

Wednesday, July 10, 2019

Metal Tit - Dethkorpz

Metal Tit - DethkorpzMetal Tit - DethkorpzOh, now, come on. Surely Dethkorpz could have really gone to town with the original album cover artwork for Metal Tit. The freakin' album is called Metal Tit, for tit's sake. Instead they show a 7-year old's drawing of a tank with bowling balls for wheels. On the remix there is a babe who is showing us how she squeezes her tit and is wearing a metal bikini. It's not perfect but it's a hell of a lot closer than the original offering and at least has some metal close to a tit. Tank!

Tuesday, July 9, 2019

Stilettos - Oli Outside Featuring Jackie Platinum

Stilettos - Oli Outside Featuring Jackie PlatinumStilettos - Oli Outside Featuring Jackie PlatinumSo the original cover artwork for Stilettos by Oli Outside Featuring Jackie Platinum does, indeed, show what appears to be a babe in a long coat wearing boots with stiletto heels, so in that sense the title of the song has been illustrated. But the picture is rather blurred, almost drunken in its outlook. On the remix are two babes, both wearing naught but their stilettos, one pink, one purple (the stilettos that is, not the babes). Less fuzz, more clarity. Paint!

Monday, July 8, 2019

Fair And Warner - Steve Allen Presents Sandy Warner

Fair And Warner - Steve Allen Presents Sandy WarnerFair And Warner - Steve Allen Presents Sandy WarnerInteresting, in an uninteresting kind of way, isn't it? When Steve Allen Presents Sandy Warner, and calls the album Fair And Warner, what wasn't it thinking about, about thinking fairly about the word fair. Is 'fair', as the original album front cover artwork suggests, just a babe in high heels on a chair? Is the remix any fairer, given there is still a babe, a chair, and some high heels, but now she is outdoors, and other than her espadrilles, she is fairly nude. The fairer sex maybe? Erk!

Sunday, July 7, 2019

Let Me Touch Him - The Ministers Quartet

Let Me Touch Him - The Ministers QuartetLet Me Touch Him - The Ministers QuartetWhere do we begin when starting with the original album cover for Let Me Touch Him by The Ministers Quartet? On the positive side, there are four band members so that makes them a quartet. And it's possible that they are ministers, but other than their boring choice of attire, that's not obvious. But who are they wanting to touch? On the remix we find four mature babes (so a quartet) who all seem to be jostling to touch the guy in the photo. Two of them have him in their hands and two don't, at least not when the photo was taken. Will he touch them, that is a good question. Would you?

Saturday, July 6, 2019

Organ Fascination - Dave Stephens

Organ Fascination - Dave StephensOrgan Fascination - Dave StephensIt would be very easy to have replaced the original front cover artwork for Organ Fascination by Dave Stephens with a picture of a babe who was fascinated by a particular male organ. However, we decided not to go in that particular direction and instead the remix shows a babe who likes to play on her organ, her electric organ that is. Perhaps this is still not clear, just take a look and everything will become apparent. Fascinating!

Friday, July 5, 2019

Just In Case - Jaheim

Just In Case - JaheimJust In Case - JaheimIt's good that Jaheim has organized things so that if there is a problem he will be there Just In Case. There is is on the original single front cover artwork with his bandana and silver chain. Do you feel comforted by this? Or would you prefer to be with the babes on the remix who are carrying what looks like a case of beer. What is just in the case might be beer, what is just outside the case are two naked babes on a sunny beach. You can choose.

Thursday, July 4, 2019

American Life - Madonna

American Life - MadonnaAmerican Life - MadonnaAmerican Life is both a single and an album by no other than Madonna. On the original cover artwork, we are informed that American life is best represented by a rebel look with splashes of red paint. On the remix, an alternative view of American life is presented, that of a sexy babe in a derelict building clinging for all her life onto the star spangled banner. You can choose which version of American life you would prefer to decorate your mp3 collection. Independence!

Wednesday, July 3, 2019

Let's Make A Baby - Billy Paul

Let's Make A Baby - Billy PaulLet's Make A Baby - Billy PaulWho would like to respond to Billy Paul when he says Let's Make A Baby? Well, let's consider the original single front cover artwork to help answer that question. What you see is Mr Paul leaning on his arm, in his typical 1970s get-up. Alternatively you could be drawn to the baby-making activities of the babe and dude on the remix who are making a baby in the traditional way, rather than just lying about with a hairy chest and sunglasses on. Sleazy!

Tuesday, July 2, 2019

Leave Right Now - Will Young

Leave Right Now - Will YoungLeave Right Now - Will YoungWhen Will Young sings a song called Leave Right Now, it might be expected that on the original single front cover artwork there would be something that might wish you to leave, and do it now, rather than his enstubbled face. On the remix is a babe who appears to be undressing. She could very much be regarded as being ugly and not just a little bit hairy. You can stay around to see what happens next if you want, but we shall take up Mr Young's advice and leave. Right now!

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