Friday, May 31, 2019

Those Shoes - Eagles

Those Shoes - EaglesThose Shoes - EaglesAnother remix for the Eagles, in the form of Those Shoes. The original cover artwork shows the band members looking rather annoyed at something, but there are no signs of any shoes. The remix shows a babe lying on a bed wearing very little other than a pair of shoes. Was this what the band members were looking at? If so, why were they so annoyed looking? Nothing makes any sense any more. Earrings!

Thursday, May 30, 2019

Give Me The Night - Fausto Papetti

Give Me The Night - Fausto PapettiGive Me The Night - Fausto PapettiThose crazy Europeans and their kinky album covers. Here, Fausto Papetti shows us how if you Give Me The Night, in return you can expect a naked babe wearing high heels to blow bubbles around on the original cover artwork. There's not much we, here at AllBum.Art could improve upon, but we like to try. The remix shows an equally naked babe in high heels, but she hasn't got any bubbles to blow. Maybe this is the first time the remix is less good than the original?

Wednesday, May 29, 2019

Cherry Pie - Warrant

Cherry Pie - WarrantCherry Pie - WarrantA pie, being carried by a busty waitress in roller skates. How do we know it is a Cherry Pie? Because Warrant inform us by picturing s a big cherry at the top of the original album cover artwork. On the remix little has changed, other than that the waitress has dropped the pie, and with it, all her clothes appear to have fallen off too. At least she kept her roller skates on. No good as a waitress though, dropping pies everywhere. Butterfingers!

Tuesday, May 28, 2019

Stiletto - Lita Ford

Stiletto - Lita FordStiletto - Lita FordIt's obvious isn't it? To make a great album cover all you need to do is incorporate the band or singer, and something connected with the title. On the front cover of Lita Ford's album Stiletto, you would expect to find a picture of Ms Ford, and something stiletto. Ms Ford is there, but no stiletto. The remix also fails in this respect, as it has two stiletto's, but Ms Ford's head has been cut off. Decapitate!

Monday, May 27, 2019

Horses And High Heels - Marianne Faithfull

Horses And High Heels - Marianne FaithfullHorses And High Heels - Marianne FaithfullWhen Marianne Faithfull starts singing about Horses And High Heels, you know you are in for a doozy of an album cover. On the original artwork there is a horse, and next to it some red high heels, so full marks for that. Why both are on a beach and no-one is wearing the high heels is somewhat unknown. On the remix we find a babe wearing high heels, sitting on a horse. It couldn't get any simpler. Fishnet!

Sunday, May 26, 2019

Walking All Over My Love - Judy Cheeks

Walking All Over My Love - Judy CheeksWalking All Over My Love - Judy CheeksJudy Cheeks is Walking All Over My Love with Fascination. To illustrate this, the original front cover artwork of her single shows Ms Cheeks in a sparkly dress and it also appears that one of her fingers has the ability to sparkle too. On the remix, a babe is simply walking away. She may be walking away from love, as she appears to have left all her clothes behind, except for her shoes that is. Stroll!

Saturday, May 25, 2019

Metal Fighter - Mass

Metal Fighter - MassMetal Fighter - MassHere's an interesting album cover from Mass. The original artwork shows a gothic looking babe wearing stiletto heel boots standing on top of an alien. Perhaps the metal is in the whip she is holding in her hand. On the remix, the alien has taken back control and the babe seems to have been dominated. To be honest, none of it makes much sense, but it will look nice on your mp3 player!

Friday, May 24, 2019

Awfully Deep - Roots Manuva

Awfully Deep - Roots ManuvaAwfully Deep - Roots ManuvaWhat aspect of the original front cover artwork for Awfully Deep by Roots Manuva is Awfully Deep? Is it that the courtroom scene pictured, was in a room that is fifteen stories underground. Or is it that the scene is metaphorically deep in some psychological way? Meh. The remix simply shows a babe swimming underwater without a bikini or any breathing equipment. This is just as deep. Plunge!

Thursday, May 23, 2019

Queen Of Chinatown - Amanda Lear

Queen Of Chinatown - Amanda LearQueen Of Chinatown - Amanda LearIt is uncertain on what basis Amanda Lear proclaims herself Queen Of Chinatown. If the front cover artwork is to be believed, all that is necessary is to sit cross-legged on the floor in red boots and a black body suit. The remix does away with the boots, replacing them with yellow stilettos, and the black body suit is gone as well but the cross-leggedness remains. Princess!

Wednesday, May 22, 2019

Higher Than Hope - Daryl Braithwaite

Higher Than Hope - Daryl BraithwaiteHigher Than Hope - Daryl BraithwaiteThe remix for Higher Than Hope by Daryl Braithwaite bears a striking resemblance to that of High by The Cure from two days ago. First let us consider the original single front cover artwork which just shows Mr Briathwaite standing around with his hands in his pockets. The remix shows a babe whose heels are definitely higher than hope. She is sure to fall over if she tries to stand up. Point!