Saturday, September 30, 2017

Push It All Aside - Alisha's Attic

Push It All Aside - Alisha's AtticPush It All Aside - Alisha's AtticAnother X-rated remix, this time for Alisha's Attic and their song Push It All Aside. On the original single front cover artwork we can see the two band members (called Alisha and Attic?) sitting with their backs against a cupboard on a wooden floor, but what is being pushed aside? On the remix some babe has decided to push it all aside and show us her own attic. Thinking about it, it's not at all clear that she is pushing it aside all by herself, she could have handy assistance. Aside from that, it's definitely all pushed. Pink!

I Want Candy - Bow Wow Wow

I Want Candy - Bow Wow WowI Want Candy - Bow Wow WowBow Wow Wow are back once again with their pseudo-Halloween hit, I Want Candy (with their begging bowls out). The rather scary looking lead singer and her spooky head-dress would definitely fit in at this time of year as, at least the way she has chosen to be depicted on the original front cover artwork. On the remix we find a babe who also likes candy, but who seems to want to wear it rather than collect it door-to-door to eat later. Bikini!

Friday, September 29, 2017

My All - Mariah Carey

My All - Mariah CareyMy All - Mariah CareyMariah Carey is singing about My All, or her all, to put it in the correct grammatical arrangement. What her all is, though, is not clear as the original single front cover artwork only tells us that she is capable of standing close to a guy with long hair. The remi-xxx (or x-rated remix) shows a babe who seems to be indicating, through the judicious pulling aside of her panties, just what her all is. There not much left that her all could be, given that aside from her panties, she is only wearing high heel shoes. Total!

Monday, September 25, 2017

Walking Wounded - Everything But The Girl

Walking Wounded - Everything But The GirlWalking Wounded - Everything But The GirlWalking Wounded was both an album and a single for Everything But The Girl. Unfortunately, the original cover artwork for both failed to address the question of who was walking, and in what way they had been wounded. On the remix we find a mature babe who is walking along outdoors. She is only wearing a pair of very high heels, though she has a pink dress slung over her shoulder. Is she wounded? She looks as if she may have been planning something which failed to materialize which has left her feeling a little disappointed, and not just a little wounded with it. Sword!

Sunday, September 24, 2017

Seduced And Abandoned - Hue And Cry

Seduced And Abandoned - Hue And CrySeduced And Abandoned - Hue And CryThe original cover artwork for Seduced And Abandoned by Hue And Cry offers little to no guidance on who has been seduced, and why they have been abandoned. Thankfully AllBum.Art is here to help. On the remix we find a babe who seems to have been seduced into removing some of her clothes whilst standing in a truck stop. She has then been left all alone, and abandoned, without, it would seem, anyone to help her get dressed again. Lost!

Saturday, September 23, 2017

(Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Bay - Otis Redding

(Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Bay - Otis Redding(Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Bay - Otis ReddingLet's go and join Otis Redding who is (Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Bay looking quite the lonely one. At least on the original single front cover artwork he is looking rather bereft of friends. On the remix a babe is sitting on the dock of the bay and though she is also lacking company, it might be expected that this situation is largely temporary given her state of attire. Swimming!

Friday, September 22, 2017

You Think You're A Man - Divine

You Think You're A Man - DivineYou Think You're A Man - DivineYou Think You're A Man do you? Well Divine says so, so it must be true. The original single front cover artwork strongly indicates that the person pictured is indeed a man, in woman's clothing. On the remix is a man who is largely missing any clothing other than a pair of heels, but leads to much more confusion over the question of whether you think he's a man, or only a boy. Reveal!

Thursday, September 21, 2017

Something Deep Inside - Billie Piper

Something Deep Inside - Billie PiperSomething Deep Inside - Billie PiperBillie Piper has Something Deep Inside. This may well be true, but the picture on the original single front cover artwork makes no suggestion as to what it might be. The remix makes this explicitly clear. A bust babe appears to have inserted something deep inside, so much so that she is having to hold it in place to stop it falling out. So that has cleared that matter up and fixed the rather fuzzy original cover with something crystal (or rubber). Push!

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Always Right Behind You - Zutons

Always Right Behind You - ZutonsAlways Right Behind You - ZutonsNothing says Always Right Behind You like a large letter Z. At least that is what The Zutons must have been told by their marketing company when they asked them what to put on the original single front cover artwork. If they had asked us here at AllBum.Art we might have suggested a picture in which someone was standing behind someone else. To illustrate what we mean, we have provided a remix of the cover in which a young dude is standing behind a mature babe. Always!

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Where Have You Been Tonight - Shed Seven

Where Have You Been Tonight - Shed SevenWhere Have You Been Tonight - Shed SevenThe question at hand today is Where Have You Been Tonight, and the question is being asked by Shed Seven. The answer, according to the original single front cover artwork is down a slightly dimly lit underground tunnel of some kind. Not the most inspiring place to have been. On the remix a babe is showing us where she has been tonight, which is standing in the middle of a road flashing her naked body at passers by. We'll take the tunnel any day, but the babe on the road any night. Sunset!

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