Friday, March 31, 2017

Summertime - New Kids On The Block

Summertime - New Kids On The BlockSummertime - New Kids On The BlockYes, it's the end of March, but does that mean that we can't do a remix of a summer sizzler? The New Kids On The Block, on the cover of their single Summertime suggest only that it might be summer by the fact that some of them are wearing t-shirts with slightly short sleeves. On the remix we find some beach babes wearing very short sleeves indeed, in fact some of them are wearing nothing at all. Now that's definitely something that only occurs in the summertime. Seasonal!

Thursday, March 30, 2017

Working Girl - Cheri

Working Girl - CheriWorking Girl - CheriWe are not completely sure what Cheri were thinking when they put together the original cover artwork for their single Working Girl. As far as we are aware, a working girl could refer to two possibilities: one - a girl performing a job, such as working in an office, or two - a lady of the night. We don't think the original artwork explains which of these are supposed to be right. The remix probably doesn't help, except that the babe could in fact conform to both definitions. Secretariat!

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Heartache No. 9 - Delegation

Heartache No. 9 - DelegationHeartache No. 9 - DelegationDelegation sing of Heartache No. 9 (Number Nine). But their original cover artwork only tells us that this heartache may have been caused be excess consumption of water, that has been poured out of a wine bottle into a cocktail glass. Odd. On the remix we find 9 babes, any one of which could cause significant heartache. So which number is your favorite? Is is laydee number 3, or is it heavenly number 7? Decisions, decisions!

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

My Boots - Lights

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Another triple play remix from us good folk at AllBum.Art in the form of My Boots by Lights. On the original cover we find the artist but no sign of any boots (then again, she is Canadian). On the first remix we find a babe proudly showing us her pink boots, but who doesn't necessarily seem to realize that her bikini isn't doing much to cover the areas it is meant to. On the second remix we find a babe sitting on a park bench, showing us her camouflage boots. Maybe she thinks that by wearing camouflage we won't notice that otherwise she is naked. Hide and Seek!

Monday, March 27, 2017

Out Of The Woods - Taylor Swift

Out Of The Woods - Taylor SwiftOut Of The Woods - Taylor SwiftWhen Taylor Swift tells us that she is Out Of The Woods, we immediately ask ourselves questions such as why and where. On the original cover artwork some of these questions are answered as we find a girl (presumably Ms Swift) standing at the edge of a misty, spooky looking forest. On the remix we find three babes who are not out of the woods yet but are unsuccessfully hiding behind a tree. We know they are trying to hide as most of the clothes seem to be missing. Poor girls!

Sunday, March 26, 2017

Uninvited - Freemasons

Uninvited - FreemasonsUninvited - FreemasonsThe Freemasons Featuring Bailey Tzuke have Uninvited us, but we're not sure what from. Presumably some form of social media where you uninvite instead of unfriend. The original cover provides us with a fine picture of the featured Ms Tzuke, but no indication of who are what is uninvited. The remix on the other hand shows us exactly who uninvited who. We find a load of babes having their picture taken, and some dude in the background photobombing them. Get him uninvited girls, and as us instead. Friends!

Saturday, March 25, 2017

Wishing Well - Free

Wishing Well - FreeWishing Well - FreeAnother of these 1970s single covers where the band have shown nothing more of interest than the band itself. On the original cover artwork for Wishing Well by Free, there is no well, and nothing to wish for. On the remix we find a babe who is sitting by a wishing well. How do we know it is a wishing well? Simple really, because the last time we through a dime in a wishing well, the babe in the picture was exactly the kind of outcome we had wished for. Dreamy!

Friday, March 24, 2017

Java Jive - The Manhattan Transfer

Java Jive - The Manhattan TransferJava Jive - The Manhattan TransferWhilst we are on the subject of coffee, here is another beany remix. On the original single cover artwork for Java Jive by The Manhattan Transfer, we find the band members looking dapper in their 1930s inspired outfits. But where's the coffee people? It's on the remix where we find a babe enjoying a cup of dark roast java in her local coffee emporium. An emporium, it would seem, where the drinking of coffee does not have to be accompanied by the wearing of clothes. Slurp!

Thursday, March 23, 2017

Black Coffee - Humble Pie

Black Coffee - Humble PieBlack Coffee - Humble PieThe weird thing is that coffee isn't actually black, it's more of a kind of dark brown color. Even white coffee is still brown. Nevertheless, Humble Pie decided to name their single Black Coffee. The original single cover artwork shows nothing more than the band playing. Maybe they are playing black coffee, but there is nothing to indicate this. On the remix we find a babe who has buried herself in coffee beans. Why is unknown, but the result is very fetching. Decaffeinate!

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Little Red Boots - Lindi Ortega

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Another triple-play from AllBum.Art, this time Little Red Boots from Lindi Ortega. We give Ms Ortega nearly full points for the original album (and single) cover artwork as it shows the singer wearing red boots, thus our remixes are largely redundant (but fun nonetheless). In the first we find a babe wearing her red boots and not much else. In the second remix we find a plump old bird seemingly proud of red boots which she is showing off, to the detriment of her other clothing. Maroon!