Friday, September 30, 2016

I (Who Have Nothing) - Shirley Bassey

I (Who Have Nothing) - Shirley BasseyI (Who Have Nothing) - Shirley BasseyShirley Bassey sings about someone for who the phrase I (Who Have Nothing) is apparently applicable. On the original cover artwork we find Ms Bassey but she seems to have quite a lot - a dress, some jewelry, an expensive hairdo. On the remix we find a babe who also seems to have an expensive hairdo, but who otherwise has nothing, including, it would appear, any bosom to speak of. Flatly!

Thursday, September 29, 2016

The Red The White The Black The Blue - Hope Of The States

The Red The White The Black The Blue - Hope Of The StatesThe Red The White The Black The Blue - Hope Of The StatesOne thing we can say about the original front cover artwork for the single from Hope Of The States is that it does contain the various colors that the title of their song The Red The White The Black The Blue sings about, but in a confused American/British flag fusion kind of way. On the remix we find four babes, each wearing a pair of panties in the appropriate color scheme. The chances of such a random color line-up suggests the band may have even seen this picture before they named their single. Deja Vu!

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Pull Shapes - The Pipettes

Pull Shapes - The PipettesPull Shapes - The PipettesThe Pipettes want to Pull Shapes, or at least that is what the song is called. On the original single front cover artwork, we find the band holding onto the logo for the band's name and though you could kind of call that pulling shapes in a 'vogue' kind of way, there's not much pulling going on. On the remix there are also three babes but they are making a far bigger effort to pull some crazy shapes with the added bonus that they are doing it in the nude. Posers!

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Higher - The Saturdays Featuring Flo Rida

Higher - The Saturdays Featuring Flo RidaHigher - The Saturdays Featuring Flo RidaHigher, is where The Saturdays Featuring Flo Rida are telling us to go. The main thing that is higher on the original single cover artwork is the heels on the two babes in the middle and the babe second from right who seems to have jumped into the air. On the remix we find a babe swinging on, now what do you call them, oh yes, a swing. The breeze seems to have blown most of her clothes off, though she does seem to have gotten quite high. Uplifting!

Monday, September 26, 2016

Welcome Home - Peters & Lee

Welcome Home - Peters & LeeWelcome Home - Peters & LeeThis song by Peters & Lee is meant to greet us with a Welcome Home. On the original single front cover artwork the two band members are hugging and although this is quite welcoming, there's no home. On the remix, a woman is standing by the front door of her house waiting to welcome home her man in a most welcoming fashion, which is to say naked other than some stockings. Greetings!

Sunday, September 25, 2016

Finally Found - Honeyz

Finally Found - HoneyzFinally Found - HoneyzThe Honeyz have Finally Found something or other, but from the original single front cover artwork, the only thing they seem to have found is a tailor who has made suits that are too low cut for them. On the remix we find a dude who has finally found the source of his babe's pleasure. The look on her face says it all… 'idiot man, of course that's where it is'. Enlightened!

Saturday, September 24, 2016

Whisky In The Jar - Thin Lizzy

Whisky In The Jar - Thin LizzyWhisky In The Jar - Thin LizzyYesterday we remixed a single by Philip Lynott the guitarist and lead singer of Thin Lizzy and today it is the turn of the band themselves and their song Whisky In The Jar (note there is no 'e' in Whisky as they are obviously drinking Scotch, not Irish Whiskey, which is odd given the heritage of the band). Anyway, on the original cover we find the band members staring out at us from under their 70's mustaches and frizzy hair cuts. On the remix (one of our rare 'XXX-Rated Remixes') we find a babe who has put a bottle of whiskey in her jar (well that's one name for it anyway). Slurp!

Friday, September 23, 2016

Yellow Pearl - Philip Lynott

Yellow Pearl - Philip LynottYellow Pearl - Philip LynottFamously the lead singer with Thin Lizzy, Yellow Pearl is a solo outing for Philip Lynott. On the original single cover artwork we find Mr Lynott looking all rock and roll with his electric guitar, his cowboy boots and his fuzzy mop of a haircut. On the remix we find a babe who is a pearl of a girl, wearing yellow boots. A yellow pearl, as the contraction goes. Recline!

Thursday, September 22, 2016

Last One Standing - Girl Thing

Last One Standing - Girl ThingLast One Standing - Girl ThingThere is a puzzle to be solved here. Girl Thing claim that there should be a Last One Standing, but on the original cover artwork of their single, two are squatting down and three are jumping in the air. None of them are standing, not even a last one. On the remix we find a lone babe standing on her own. She is definitely the last one standing. The new question, is where have all the others gone? Vanished!

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Ain't Your Mama - Jennifer Lopez

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Not only a triple-play, but another remix that falls into our category of X-rated remixes. On the original single cover artwork, we find Jennifer Lopez holding a hat. How we are supposed to know that this indicated that she is not your mama is unclear, other than the fact that the title of the song Ain't Your Mama is emblazoned across the front of the single. On the first remix we find two babes, standing across from each other in similar poses and though it is not 100% certain that they are parentally related, the babe on the right is prenatally related, if you get our meaning. On the second remix, we find two very similar looking babes who could also be related, but who seem to be undertaking activities that most family members don't often do. Fingers!