Saturday, April 30, 2016

Don't Cha - The Pussycat Dolls Featuring Buster Rhymes

Don't Cha - The Pussycat Dolls Featuring Buster RhymesDon't Cha - The Pussycat Dolls Featuring Buster RhymesWho doesn't know the refrain from this The Pussycat Dolls song? Don't Cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? On the original single front cover artwork the band members are looking pretty hot posing on their pink off-roader. On the remix is a single pussycat doll, complete with all the necessary accoutrements such as ears, tail and milk bowl. You can only ponder at what is holding the tail firmly in place in her butt. Plug?

Friday, April 29, 2016

Untouched - The Veronicas

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Whilst we are in the mood for a triple-play on a hairy theme, here's a remix for Untouched by The Veronicas. On the original single front cover artwork are nothing more than the band members in shorts and beefy boots. On the first remix we find two alternative babes, who are evidently untouched in the pantie department. On the second remix, is a similarly untouched babe, but being touched by another babe, so does that mean she is untouched or not. You can decide that. Barbery!

Thursday, April 28, 2016

Unpretty - TLC

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A triple-play from TLC and their song Unpretty. On the original cover you will see the three band members, who, as far as can be told, aren't specifically unpretty. On the first front artwork remix, is a scene that much more falls into the category of unpretty, or hairy, or hirsute, depending on your point of view. If you move your point of view about 3 feet further away, you would have the second remix, which surely few would argue doesn't qualify for unpretty with a gold star. Away!

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Pornograffitti - Extreme

Pornograffitti - ExtremePornograffitti - ExtremeFar be it from us to tell Extreme how to spell, but if they were aiming to merge two words together to make the title of their album Pornograffitti, then they went a bit wrong, as graffiti has only got one 't' not two. The original album front cover artwork shows what appears to be a smoking lad with a spray paint can. On the remix we find a babe looking decidedly porno in her pink heels and with her panties pulled down, and would you know it, she is kneeling in front of some graffiti (note, only one 't'). Bee!

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me - The Bellamy Brothers

If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me - The Bellamy BrothersIf I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me - The Bellamy BrothersProbably one of the longest song titles on AllBum.Art, The Bellamy Brothers bring us If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me. On the original cover artwork for the single, you will find the brothers, and what looks like a tree. Are they tree huggers, is that the body they want to be held against? On the remix we see a different scenario, two creepy looking men ogling a busty topless babe and you can see in their faces that they would like her to hold her body against them. Proximity!

Monday, April 25, 2016

Peaches - The Stranglers

Peaches - The StranglersPeaches - The StranglersSitting on the beaches, looking at The Peaches, is what The Stranglers sing and we give them at least some kudos for illustrating what they mean by peaches, by having displayed an actual peach on the front cover artwork of their single. On the remix, the whole picture has just been made a little more obvious and three peaches are visible and these peaches are on beaches, or at least on one beach. Curly!

Sunday, April 24, 2016

I Go To Sleep - The Pretenders

I Go To Sleep - The PretendersI Go To Sleep - The PretendersIt is not clear which of The Pretenders is feeling tired based on the original single front cover for I Go To Sleep. None of the band members pictured look very soporific and nor are they dressed for bed. On the remix we find a babe who is also, it could be argued, not dressed for bed and nor does she look exhausted, but she is lying on one so that probably makes up for it. Snooze!

Saturday, April 23, 2016

The Sex Is In The Heel - Cyndi Lauper

The Sex Is In The Heel - Cyndi LauperThe Sex Is In The Heel - Cyndi LauperTaken from the Broadway show Kinky Boots, The Sex Is In The Heel is what Cyndi Lauper tells us. This is clearly demonstrated by her leaning back in a red leather chair, wearing a red dress and red shoes, and holding a red toffee apple. It's all obvious really. On the remix, a babe seems to be trying to have sex with a heel, which is clearly just wrong. She should listen to Ms Lauper's advice before she does herself an injury. Stiletto!

Friday, April 22, 2016

Girls Just Want To Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper

Girls Just Want To Have Fun - Cyndi LauperGirls Just Want To Have Fun - Cyndi LauperCould anything be easier to digest than the notion that Girls Just Want To Have Fun? Cyndi Lauper illustrates this on the original front cover artwork of her single by standing in four different poses next to an umbrella. Surely that's Girl Just Wants To Have Fun, not Girls..? On the remix we find two girls who are having a great deal of fun, as you can tell from the smiles on their faces and the piercings in various places. Grasp!

Thursday, April 21, 2016

Change - The Lightning Seeds

Change - The Lightning SeedsChange - The Lightning SeedsIt seems like a simple enough song title to be able to create a cover for, but The Lightning Seeds seem to have failed on their single Change. On the original front cover you can see Mr Strawberry head (being the same as Mr Potato Head, just using a strawberry instead of a potato). On the remix a mature babe is changing out of her dress, and wouldn't you know it, there has been what, in the trade, is often called a slip-up. Nipslip!