Sunday, May 31, 2015

My White Bicycle - Tomorrow

My White Bicycle - TomorrowMy White Bicycle - TomorrowWe will give Tomorrow some credit for the cover of their single My White Bicycle. Why would we do this? Well for the simple reason that it has a picture of a bicycle on it, and although the cover is in black and white, thereby obscuring the actual color of the aforementioned bike, it could well be white. The remix also has a white bicycle and all we have added as a naked babe riding it. Well, not entirely naked, she has socks and boots on. Ding!

Saturday, May 30, 2015

Jesus Use Me - The Faith Tones

Jesus Use Me - The Faith TonesJesus Use Me - The Faith TonesWe were alerted to the cover of the album Jesus Use Me by The Faith Tones, by Colin Fetting of Montgomery, AL. Apparently, it is regarded as one of the worst album covers of all time and so Colin thought we ought to have a go a remixing it. The original cover is, well, just awful. The remix shows a religious looking babe, and the look in her eyes suggests that she would happily be used by Jesus, if he were around. We're not sure that Jesus would want to use her in the way she is offering though. Sacrilege!

Friday, May 29, 2015

Rosie - Don Partridge

Rosie - Don PartridgeRosie - Don PartridgeIt's always nice to welcome a new guest contributor. Phil Darnall of England sent us this remix of Rosie by Don Partridge. Phil tells us that the ‘bird’ (partridge pun there) in the remix is a woman called Rosemarie that he used to date and who was into many kinks so being

shackled between two trees in a church style pose whilst being flayed with sprigs of rosemary in a paddock is right up her lane.

Phil tells us that his friend Martin rose to the occasion of helping with the remix. We aren’t sure if Martin was the photographer, the unseen herb flayer, the pose consultant, the shackler or just rose in some other undefined way, but thanks for the remix all the same Phil. Spicy!

A Question Of Lust - Depeche Mode

A Question Of Lust - Depeche ModeA Question Of Lust - Depeche ModeWhat is A Question Of Lust? Well, it's obviously a single by Depeche Mode, but can the original cover artwork for the single help us to answer the question? Maybe it can, and the answer seems to be about kissing in a sensuous way but without allowing your lips to touch. The remix really doesn't do anything else to help with answering the question of lust, but does have a very lusty babe on it. Ditto!

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Road To Nowhere - Talking Heads

Road To Nowhere - Talking HeadsRoad To Nowhere - Talking HeadsWe're on a Road To Nowhere, or at least we were according to New York songstrels Talking Heads. The difficult is, that, according to the original cover, the road, buildings and anything else in the neighborhood have been ripped up by some kind of tornado and thrown randomly into the air. The remix, on the other hand, shows a babe standing on a road. Whether it goes anywhere, or nowhere, is not clear, but that is perhaps less of a worry. Cyclone!

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Sunlight - DJ Sammy

Sunlight - DJ SammySunlight - DJ SammyIt might just be our warped minds, but on the original cover of Sunlight by DJ Sammy, it appears the Mr Sammy himself is squatting down and holding his head as if he has a headache. Is the sun too bright for his eyes? Whatever the reason, replacing him with something more sunny is definitely in order, and what better than a babe who is standing in some sunlight which is highlighting her figure very well indeed. Bright!

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Angel - Giuseppe Ottaviani Featuring Faith

Angel - Giuseppe Ottaviani Featuring FaithAngel - Giuseppe Ottaviani Featuring FaithRegular visitors to AllBum.Art will be aware that we have a particular fetish for angels. This, the chance to remix the cover of Angel by Giuseppe Ottaviani Featuring Faith was too much of an opportunity to turn down. On the original cover artwork - no angel. On the remixed cover artwork - one angel. It's that simple. Though some might argue that the angel on the remix is more of a fairy, but such nuances are far beyond our ability to differentiate, or care. Sorted!

Monday, May 25, 2015

Jeepster - T-Rex

Jeepster - T-RexJeepster - T-RexThis is where we at AllBum.Art have to make an apology. We found this great picture of a naked babe posing in front of a Hummer and used it to remix the cover of Jeepster by T-Rex. We know that Jeepster and Hummer are not the same thing, but they are very similar. We are hoping you will forgive us and just enjoy the babe, the vehicle, and the remix. Terrain!

Sunday, May 24, 2015

Hello - Lionel Richie

Hello - Lionel RichieHello - Lionel RichieAnother AllBum.Art remix for Mr Lionel Richie. This time it's a user submitted entry from Dale Ancona of Rexburg, ID. Dale tells us:

It seems to me that Mr Richie needs his ears checked with his incessant caterwauling of 'hello'. So I thought he should be on the phone to a nurse who can syringe his darn ears out.

We see where you're coming from Dale and are more than happy to publish your contribution. Pardon?

Saturday, May 23, 2015

Knockin' On Heaven's Door - Bob Dylan

Knockin' On Heaven's Door - Bob DylanKnockin' On Heaven's Door - Bob DylanBob Dylan has us Knockin' On Heaven's Door in this remix of the cover of his 1973 single. Now far be it for us to in any way denigrate the efforts of such an iconic singer, but we want to know what we will find, should we go a-knocking on the door to Eden. The remix offers a glimpse to what might lie beyond. At least that is what we would hope to find in heaven if the big fella upstairs were to let us in. Knock, knock!