Sunday, November 30, 2014

In The City - The Jam

In The City - The JamIn The City - The JamIn The City is where The Jam apparently are. That being said, the original front cover artwork for their album and single of the same name, shows us only that they are standing in front of a tiled wall. This could be in the city, or could easily be somewhere else. On the remix we find a babe who is definitely in the city, as you can tell by all the skyscrapers that are next to the roof of the building she is standing on. Hat!

Last Train To London - Electric Light Orchestra

Last Train To London - Electric Light OrchestraLast Train To London - Electric Light OrchestraContinuing the train theme (for not particular reason), we find ourselves on the Last Train To London courtesy of the Electric Light Orchestra, a.k.a. ELO (to use an acronym or two). What do ELO expect to find on the last train? It seems that the answer is a 'simon says…' type space-ship. We, at AllBum.Art think that a naked babe in a railroad yard is much more likely. Well, in the world we inhabit it would be. Steaming!

Saturday, November 29, 2014

Love Train - O'Jays

Love Train - O'JaysLove Train - O'JaysPeople all over the world, join the Love Train, or so instructed the O'Jays back in 1973. The original cover of their song did nothing to encourage such an activity though, unless your idea of a love train, is one where the O'Jays sing non-stop for the whole journey. Ours is a little different. On the remix we see a whole new reason for boarding the love train that is nothing to do with musical renditions of disco songs. Toot toot!

I Need A Dollar - Aloe Blacc

I Need A Dollar - Aloe BlaccI Need A Dollar - Aloe BlaccAloe Blacc must have spent all his money on the suit and tie he is wearing on the original artwork for the front cover of his single. Why do we know this, because he tells us that I Need A Dollar. On the remix is a babe who already has quite a few dollars, but it looks as if she may need a few more, as she hasn't been able to afford to buy all of the dress she is wearing, as there is a large gaping hole in the front of it. It looks like there are plenty of offers of a dollar going her way though so she should be able to buy a new dress soon. Bra!

Friday, November 28, 2014

Hands To Heaven - Breathe

Hands To Heaven - BreatheHands To Heaven - BreatheLift your Hands To Heaven, that seems to be the general idea of this song by Breathe. Though if it is the original front cover artwork of the single that is to be used as a guide, it's more about putting your hands on the side of your head. On the remix is a babe illustrating how it should be done, with her hands raised squarely towards heaven. Shame she forgot to get fully dressed when demonstrating this. Vertical!

Thursday, November 27, 2014

You Give Love A Bad Name - Bon Jovi

You Give Love A Bad Name - Bon JoviYou Give Love A Bad Name - Bon JoviWho gives love a bad name? You Give Love A Bad Name, at least according to Bon Jovi you do. The pouting face of the band on the front cover of the single are flaunting that message at you. On the remix we find a teacher, who gives love a very bad name, which, if the writing on the blackboard is to be believed, is Mrs Squelchiblubber. That name is very fitting for her, and would definitely be considered a very bad name for love. Silver!

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Graffiti Soul - Simple Minds

Graffiti Soul - Simple MindsGraffiti Soul - Simple MindsWhat does a Graffiti Soul look like? Well, according to the original album front cover artwork by Simple Minds, it is the title of the song, and the name of the album in a sans-serif font, with some scribbled version of the album name in the background. The remix has the same font, but in the background is some graffiti and, for no particular reason, a nearly naked babe, other than for her high heels. Bangle!

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Trans-Europe Express - Kraftwerk

Trans-Europe Express - KraftwerkTrans-Europe Express - KraftwerkIt's time to catch the Trans-Europe Express with Kraftwerk. On the original album front cover (and the single of the same name) the four band members are looking into space for no apparent reason. Now we know what you're thinking, but no, we haven't used a trans-gender picture on the remix, instead there is a busty babe astride a railway line. This seems like a silly place to sit, especially wearing nothing but green high heels, but perhaps that's what makes the driver of the train go faster. Express!

Monday, November 24, 2014

It Takes Two - Rod Steward And Tina Turner

It Takes Two - Rod Stewart And Tina TurnerIt Takes Two - Rod Stewart And Tina TurnerSo, what have we here? Tina Turner and Rod Stewart no less. And what is it that Ms Turner and Mr Stewart are telling us? Why, It Takes Two, no less, no more. It is nice of them to give us this advice but the bigger question is what it is that it is that takes two. The remix offers us one possible suggestion as there is a babe who is holding not one, but two in her hands. Can she take them? That is a question best left in private. Cock!

Last Train To London - Electric Light Orchestra

Last Train To London - Electric Light OrchestraLast Train To London - Electric Light OrchestraContinuing the train theme (for not particular reason), we find ourselves on the Last Train To London courtesy of the Electric Light Orchestra, a.k.a. ELO (to use an acronym or two). What do ELO expect to find on the last train? It seems that the answer is a 'simon says…' type space-ship. We, at AllBum.Art think that a naked babe in a railroad yard is much more likely. Well, in the world we inhabit it would be. Steaming!

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