Sunday, August 31, 2014

Sea Side Shuffle - Terry Dactyl And The Dinosaurs

Sea Side Shuffle - Terry Dactyl And The DinosaursSea Side Shuffle - Terry Dactyl And The DinosaursAlthough August may almost be over, the summer sun is still shining. And when the summer sun is shining, what better to do than shuffle, at the sea side. That is, as it goes, what Terry Dactyl And The Dinosaurs sang about back in the 1970s, when the sun was known to also shine. Sea Side Shuffle is about shuffling, at the sea-side. This appears to involve dancing around with boots on. We prefer a different view, that of a babe dancing in a blue bikini. Is she shuffling? Do you care? Bop!

Saturday, August 30, 2014

Lifted - Naughty Boy Starring Emeli Sandé

Lifted - Naughty Boy Starring Emeli SandéLifted - Naughty Boy Starring Emeli SandéWhilst we're talking about being Lifted as we so definitely were, here's another song with the same name. This time though, the song is by Naughty Boy Starring Emeli Sandé and comes hot on the hooves of the hot 100. You're right, we should stop trying to be DJs and focus on the facts. So here's a remix showing a naughty boy in a tuxedo doing some lifting, of a naked woman it would appear. Hup!

Friday, August 29, 2014

Lifted - Lighthouse Family

Lifted - Lighthouse FamilyLifted - Lighthouse FamilyLifted, we should be lifted, we could be lifted, they could be lifted, we all should be lifted… and so this somewhat repetitive song by the Lighthouse Family goes on. And on. And did we mention that it is repepitititive, and goes on about being lifted? And does the cover reflect this? Not originally it didn't, but in the AllBum.Art remix, two girls have been lifted. Yes, lifted. They could be lifted. They have been lifted. Upwards!

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Sowing The Seeds Of Love - Tears For Fears

Sowing The Seeds Of Love - Tears For FearsSowing The Seeds Of Love - Tears For FearsSowing The Seeds Of Love was a 1989 hit for British be-moaners Tears For Fears. The lilting melancholy dirge is about planting seeds and growing a hippiesque sunflower, the whole thing being reminiscent of a 1960s pot party. The cover alludes to all this hippy-infused nonsense with its girl and its sunflower. The remix does the same job, just with less hippiness, less sunflowers and less clothing. Deflower!

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Show Me Love (America) - The Wanted

Show Me Love (America) - The WantedShow Me Love (America) - The WantedShow Me Love America. How do we do that? According to The Wanted, we do it by standing around in black and white. That doesn't sound either very loving or very American as far as we can see. What does sound like someone showing America some love would be a hot babe with an American flag. And if she really wanted to show some love, then being naked might just do it. Oh, look… what do you know… that's exactly what is on the cover of the remix. Flutter!

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Roses Are Red - Mac Band Featuring The McCampbell Brothers

Roses Are Red - Mac Band Featuring The McCampbell BrothersRoses Are Red - Mac Band Featuring The McCampbell BrothersWhere roses are concerned, red is a good color (not the blue, green and yellow kind that Ms Anderson prefers. The Mac Band Featuring The McCampbell Brothers seemed very aware of this fact in their 1988 one hit wonder song Roses Are Red. Sadly what they weren't aware of is that to sell songs, it helps if the cover of your single is vaguely interesting. And it isn't! The remix is much more interesting. Roses are red and never do they look more picturesque than when a naked babe is laying amongst them. Down!

Monday, August 25, 2014

Rose Garden - Lynn Anderson

Rose Garden - Lynn AndersonRose Garden - Lynn AndersonI beg your pardon? I never promised you a Rose Garden! Or at least Lynn Anderson claims that she didn't. A crocheted blouse, yes. An odd yellow, green and blue color scheme, yes. But a rose garden, definitely not. Well if Ms Anderson won't give you one, we at AllBum.Art will give you one. And just so that Ms Anderson is not too upset by being replaced, we give you a rose garden that is in keeping with the yellow, green and blue color scheme too. Yuk!

Sunday, August 24, 2014

Ever So Lonely - Monsoon

Ever So Lonely - MonsoonEver So Lonely - MonsoonEver So Lonely is what Monsoon were in 1982. Maybe they weren't trying hard enough to encourage other people to join them. Maybe their performances were so bad that they were left on-stage all alone as the audience walked off. What they needed was some gimmick to get people to join them, then they wouldn't be so lonely. Something like the hot babe who is on the front of the remix of the cover of the single. That would do the job. Gregarious!

Saturday, August 23, 2014

I Saw Her Standing There - The Beatles

I Saw Her Standing There - The BeatlesI Saw Her Standing There - The BeatlesAnother remix for those British boys The Beatles. This time for their 1963 song I Saw Her Standing There. On the original cover we see the fab four but where is her, the her that should be standing there? Thankfully the remix of the cover identifies her. Her is standing there, and her is, it would seem, naked. Why is she standing there? And where is there? So many questions. Quizzical!

Friday, August 22, 2014

What Would You Do - City High

What Would You Do - City HighWhat Would You Do - City HighWhat Would You Do? That is the question being posed by City High. But in order to be able to answer that question, it is necessary that we understand the situation we find ourselves in. The original cover gives nothing with which to work. The remix paints a very different picture. We find ourselves in a situation where a (very) mature lady who is wearing nothing but a pair of high heels is trying to undress us. What do we do? Do we play along? Or are we not into her saggy curves? What would you do? Choose!

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