Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Shake Ur Body - Shy FX & T Power Featuring Di

Shake Ur Body - Shy FX & T Power Featuring DiShake Ur Body - Shy FX & T Power Featuring DiDon't shake your body, Shake Ur Body, those are the instructions being given out by Shy FX & T Power Featuring Di. Saying that, the original single front cover artwork doesn't really encourage any shaking of any kind of body, as there is no example of what to do. The remix helps immensely, as we find a babe who is shaking her body, whether this is upwards, downwards or sideways is not clear, but her body is very clear as other than her high heel shoes, the rest of her body is unencumbered by any other clothing. Revealing!

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

High Life - Modern Romance

High Life - Modern RomanceHigh Life - Modern RomanceBest Years Of Our Life? No, that's a different song by Modern Romance. This song is High Life. On the original single front cover artwork, all we can deduce is that the two band members like to whisper into each other's ears. On the remix we find a babe who is preparing for a high life, 30,000 ft high that is. She is boarding a private jet, and it's a good job it's private as she has her privates on show which is probably not allowed on a commercial airliner, even if it might be quite popular. Climb!

Monday, July 29, 2013

Set Me Free - Jaki Graham

Set Me Free - Jaki GrahamSet Me Free - Jaki GrahamSet Me Free, those are the instructions that Jaki Graham is giving to us. The thing is that on the original single cover artwork, Ms Graham looks very free as she dances around in her latex outfit swinging her hands over her head. The babe on the remix, on the other hand, needs setting free, as she has been tied up by someone and would need untying in order to be set free. We suspect there will be plenty of offers to set her free, as she might be very grateful to be let go. Rope-burn!

Sunday, July 28, 2013

Alright - Red Carpet

Alright - Red CarpetAlright - Red CarpetIt's Alright, say Red Carpet. And to be fair, the original front cover artwork for the single does, in fact, show a red carpet, protected by red banisters, leading to a red door. What is behind the door, that might be an interesting question to ask. The remix perhaps answers this question, as we find a babe sprawling over a red carpet on some stairs. Given her state of undress, this might explain why there was so much fuss about allowing people along the red carpet and through the red door. Scarlet!

Saturday, July 27, 2013

The Secrets That You Keep - Mud

The Secrets That You Keep - MudThe Secrets That You Keep - MudWhat are The Secrets That You Keep? According to the original single front cover artwork by Mud, it seems to revolve around pictures of the band members, individually and together. Very secretive! On the remix we find a babe who seems to be in the shower with someone she shouldn't be, whilst her husband is right next to her taking a shave. It might be helpful if she pulled the shower curtain across to at least hide the face of the guy in the shower with her. Caught!

Friday, July 26, 2013

Babe - Styx

Babe - StyxBabe - StyxNearly every remix here at AllBum.Art involves a Babe of some kind, and this single by Styx is no exception. The original cover artwork shows the band members, but no babe whatsoever, none, nothing. On the remix we find a babe standing in a field who, herself, appears to be carrying a babe of her own. A babe, in a babe, now that's plenty of babes for such a song. Why she would be standing in the middle of a field with nothing but a cardigan to keep her warm is unknown. Bube!

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Garden Party - Marillion

Garden Party - MarillionGarden Party - MarillionLet's join Marillion for a Garden Party. All you need to join is a jester's hat, a cucumber, a knife and a cigarillo. Doesn't look like the most enjoyable garden party ever. On the remix we find a babe with some fresh bread and a bottle of wine and some fruit, in a sunny field. Now that's the kind of garden party that we would like to join. The fact that she is in the nude does nothing to spoil the situation. Better be careful with that bottle opener. Basket!

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Murder In High Heels - Kiss

Murder In High Heels - KissMurder In High Heels - KissMurder In High Heels is what Kiss are singing about. And to illustrate what this looks like, we find the band members pulling silly faces on the original single cover artwork. But this is no laughing matter. On the remix is a babe wearing high heeled boots, and who appears to have been doing gun practice, though her protective clothing seems to be wholly inadequate for playing around with guns. She looks the type that could commit murder in high heels though, so beware. Cartons!

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Fly High Michelle - Enuff Z'nuff

Fly High Michelle - Enuff Z'nuffFly High Michelle - Enuff Z'nuffYes. There is nothing that says Fly High Michelle more accurately than the original single front cover artwork which just shows the band members of Enuff Z'nuff in their full, camp, 80s glory. Except, perhaps, the remix which shows a babe (whose name, for the sake of argument, we shall assume is Michelle), sitting at the door of a helicopter which will no doubt take her flying high. She might want to get some more protective clothing though, or, in fact, any clothing at all. Rotor!

Monday, July 22, 2013

Watching You - Rogue Traders

Watching You - Rogue TradersWatching You - Rogue TradersLet's just cut straight to the chase for once, the original single front cover artwork for Watching You by Rogue Traders does not really have anyone to watch, or being watched. That is why the remix changes this as we can see both the watched and the watcher. The watched is a babe posing in nothing but her high heel slingback shoes. The watcher is standing behind her carrying a red rucksack. We're glad that is all sorted out. Spy!

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