Sunday, March 31, 2013

Naked Without You - Taylor Dayne

Naked Without You - Taylor DayneNaked Without You - Taylor DayneTaylor Dayne is, if she is to be believed, Naked Without You. On the original album front cover, there is potential evidence for this, as Ms Dayne appears wearing nothing above her shoulders, though below this point in her body, the situation is less clear. On the remix we find a babe who is naked and is sitting in a cemetery on a grave. Perhaps it is the grave of a person that she has lots, and is now without, and chooses to sit there to be naked without them. Moseley!

Saturday, March 30, 2013

Naked In The Jungle - Van Morrison

Naked In The Jungle - Van MorrisonNaked In The Jungle - Van MorrisonVan Morrison is perhaps best know for opining about girls with brown eyes, but more recently he has changed his focus to things that are Naked In The Jungle. On the original cover artwork there does not appear to be any jungle, though it is possible that Mr Morrison is naked. On the remix are six busty babes who are holding spears, so could well be in a jungle. They are naked, or at least under their clothes they are. Calf skin!

Friday, March 29, 2013

Naked City - Kiss

Naked City - KissNaked City - KissWhere is Naked City? According to Kiss it is a place where scary looking rock stars go when they have variously painted their faces in black and white to mimic animals such as cats and bats. The remix of the single cover artwork instead shows a babe who is preparing to visit naked city, and we know this because she is taking off her coat to reveal that she isn't wearing any other clothing underneath it. And she is in a city. Change!

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Naked Girl Falling Down The Stairs - The Cramps

Naked Girl Falling Down The Stairs - The CrampsNaked Girl Falling Down The Stairs - The CrampsThe Cramps sing a song about a Naked Girl Falling Down The Stairs. But the original front cover artwork for the single does not illustrate this phenomena, instead we just see the band members playing their instruments and singing. On the remix we find a naked girl who is falling down the stairs. Yes, the picture is the right way up. Maybe she has already fallen in some metaphorical way. Up!

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Get The Party Started - Pink

Get The Party Started - PinkGet The Party Started - PinkGet The Party Started by Pink might be regarded as a party classic. The picture on the front cover artwork indicates that the way to get a party started is to rip off your clothes. The remix shows the next stage in getting the party going. Once clothes have been ripped off, the next action is to fill a glass of wine and raise it above your head. Presumably the next stage is to pour the wine over your naked body? Slosh!

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Bra Vibrationer - Kikki

Bra Vibrationer - KikkiBra Vibrationer - KikkiHere at AllBum.It, we have never taken much notice of the Eurovision Song Contest that takes place every year in Europe, but Bra Vibrationer by Kikki has made us sit up and pay attention. The original single cover shows the singer (Kikki at a guess) but no indication of what is vibrating her bra. On the remix a busty babe is measuring herself up for a vibrating bra of her own, though that's not the way that a measuring tape is supposed to be used. Tut tit!

Monday, March 25, 2013

Atomic - Blondie

Atomic - BlondieAtomic - BlondieThis cover art remix comes all the way from Russia! The cover of Blondie's 1979 single Atomic shows Ms Harry standing in front of a mushroom cloud in a blue dress (surely made of some complex metal compound to save her from the radiation). The remix shows a topless Russian blonde girl in front of what looks like a crystal mushroom cloud - odd? Given the nuclear nature of the cover, all that we can add is Sploshnik Comrads!

Sunday, March 24, 2013

9 To 5 - Dolly Parton

9 To 5 - Dolly Parton9 To 5 - Dolly PartonIn 1980 when this single was released, the idea of a woman working 9 To 5 was almost unheard of. The cover shows Dolly Parton together with her tools and in a workman's clothes. This iconic song from the movie of the same name has been brought up to date. Ms Parton has been replaced by a different dolly whose daily chores seem to revolve, in a twist on the post-modern irony of working women, around ironing. An ironing irony!

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Trapped - Colonel Abrams

Trapped - Colonel AbramsTrapped - Colonel AbramsTrapped by Colonel Abrams is one of those songs that is trapped on the playlist of many radio stations across the nation despite approaching its 30th birthday. The time is right for a remix of the cover art. On the original cover we see Col Abrams trapped in some kind of florescent tubing. On the remix, a slave girl is trapped behind bars in jail. Oh, and look at that… her t-shirt is all ripped so her boobs are on show. How apt.

Friday, March 22, 2013

Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) - C+C Music Factory

Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) - C+C Music FactoryGonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) - C+C Music FactoryGonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) was a 1990 hit for Clivill├ęs and Cole (shortened to C+C Music Factory). In the cover of the single we see one of the aformentioned gentlemen standing in front of someone who is dancing now. But she is not sweating, or at least if she is sweating, we cannot tell because she has clothes on which have no sweat marks on them. In the remixed cover we see a different woman in a similar pose but who seems to be covered in sweat, making it clear that Mrs C+C did achieve their stated goal.