Don't Look Any Further - M People 
Friday, 8 December, 2017, 05:55 - Singles Of The 1990s
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m people dont look any further 2m people dont look any further 1So when M People were singing Don't Look Any Further, what they seemed to have in mind was the notion that you would stop looking for whatever it was you were searching for, when you found a pink sofa. For some people that may be true, but let's make it more compelling and add a babe to the sofa and see if that has more of a desired effect when it comes to helping you to find what it was you were looking further for in the first place. Seek!
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One Night In Heaven - M People 
Thursday, 7 December, 2017, 05:58 - Singles Of The 1990s
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m people one night in heaven 2m people one night in heaven 1Would you like to spend One Night In Heaven with M People? Perhaps you need some information about what it would be like? Well, according to the original single cover artwork, it would be like a distorted version of the German flag, with some badly drawn squiggles on it. Or there is the remix, which looks far more like the kind of night in heaven that we would prefer, an angel in lingerie. Serene!
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Bizarre Fruit - M People 
Wednesday, 6 December, 2017, 05:11 - Albums Of The 1990s
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m people bizarre fruit 2m people bizarre fruit 1While we are with M People, here's another remix. This time it is of the artwork for their album Bizarre Fruit. On the original cover we find the band members walking around an art gallery, some of whom are inspecting paintings of fruit done in an artistic style. That seems reasonably bizarre. On the remix we find a babe who has some pieces of fruit nestling between her butt cheeks. The fruit itself isn't that bizarre but we can imagine that if you speared it with a fork, it would cause some consternation. Slurp!
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Dreaming - M People 
Tuesday, 5 December, 2017, 05:05 - Singles Of The 1990s
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m people dreaming remixm people dreaming 1M People are Dreaming, or at least that is what the title of their single would lead us to believe. Strangely, the cover artwork tells us a different story as all of the band members appear to be awake, so unless they are day dreaming, then none of this makes any sense (nor incidentally does gwackmoopigpog). On the remix we find four babes asleep and quite likely dreaming. Or if they aren't dreaming of something, then someone else is dreaming of them. Reciprocal!
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Take 5 - Northside 
Monday, 4 December, 2017, 05:59 - Singles Of The 1990s
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northside take 5 2northside take 5 1Exactly where we find artwork to remix is a bit of an unknown, especially when we remix songs like Take 5 by Northside which achieved the dizzy heights of number 40 in the British charts. Why have we remixed this obscure song, simply because we had a great photo of five babes and needed a song with the number five in its title. On the original single cover artwork we find what appears to be an elementary grade student's paper-mache version of a man on a motorcycle. On the remix are the five babes we mentioned, who are ripe for the taking, hence 'Take 5'. You see how that works?
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(In The) Cold Light Of Day - Gene Pitney 
Sunday, 3 December, 2017, 05:54 - Singles Of The 1960s
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gene pitney cold light of day 2gene pitney cold light of day 1Gene Pitney sings to us in his melodious fashion about what happens (In The) Cold Light Of Day. But all we learn from the original single cover artwork is that Mr Pitney owns a brown suede jacket and green slacks (isn't that what they were called in the 60s?) On the remix we find a babe standing in the cold light of day. We can see that is it light as there isn't a cloud in the sky and we know it is cold because of all the snow there and abouts. Shiver!
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Metal Guru - T-Rex 
Saturday, 2 December, 2017, 05:44 - Singles Of The 1970s
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t rex metal guru 2t rex metal guru 1Another remix for 70s glam rockers T-Rex and their single Metal Guru. On the original cover artwork we find a fuzzy haired Mr Bolan, the title of the song and of course the name of the artist. No metal. On the remix we find a babe dressed all in silver, and done in a relatively stylish way, so when it comes to fashion, she would certainly qualify in the metal guru category. Aluminum!
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Life Got Cold - Girls Aloud 
Friday, 1 December, 2017, 05:36 - Singles Of The 2000s
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girls aloud life got cold 2girls aloud life got cold 1Brr.... It's December and the days are getting shorter, and the nights longer (which isn't always a bad thing). Here we find that Girls Aloud are of a similar mind as they tell us that Life Got Cold. On the original single cover artwork, though, they don't look that cold, even if one of them is wearing both a t-shirt and a jacked. On the remix we find a babe for who life has gotten very cold, not least as she is walking through a snow-tipped forest with no jacket or t-shirt. Chilly!
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Naked And Sacred - Maria Nayler 
Thursday, 30 November, 2017, 05:37 - Singles Of The 1990s
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maria nayler naked and sacred remixmaria nayler naked and sacred 1When you release a song whose title is Naked And Sacred, as Maria Nayler has done, you ought to think more carefully about what should go on the front cover artwork. For example, the picture of the babe wearing a miter but otherwise nude on the remix would be an example of what would reflect the song title. Sitting on a bench in what looks like a college changing room, taking off (or putting on) a shoe doesn't really cut it. Locker!
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Cutt Off - Kasabian 
Wednesday, 29 November, 2017, 05:32 - Singles Of The 2000s
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kasabian cutt off 2kasabian cutt off 1What would you expect to find on the front artwork for Cutt Off by Kasabian? Maybe it is what might just, if you squinted at it in the right light, appear to be a man's face covered in a cloth, with his forehead all stripey like. That is clearly what the band thought when they put the single cover together. On the remix we find a babe holding a pair of scissors to a top she is wearing which is precariously short in the first place. One snip and it truly will be cut off. Severed!
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