Red Hot - Vanessa-Mae 
Saturday, 16 December, 2017, 05:57 - Singles Of The 1990s
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vanessa mae red hot remixvanessa mae red hot 1You might wonder why we are remixing Red Hot by Vanessa-Mae in December? Let's begin by examining the original single cover artwork where we find Ms Mae posing provocatively in red whilst some flames lick at her body. Not that Decembery you might think. On the remix we find a bane who is also posing provocatively in red. The thing is that she is so hot, that in order to cool down she is throwing snow at her ass. And now you can see why this remix works in the context of the winter months. Defrost!
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Fantasy Island - M People 
Saturday, 9 December, 2017, 05:48 - Singles Of The 1990s
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m people fantasy island 1m people fantasy island 2m people fantasy island 3
We're on a bit of a roll at the moment with remixes of artwork from M People and today we bring you one of our legendary triple-plays. On the original single cover we find the lead singer of the band lying down among some clearly fake grass and plants. Could this be on a Fantasy Island, as the title suggests? Maybe. Then again the first remix shows a different babe against a backdrop that is clearly a tropical island and put the two together and maybe there are fantasies to be lived. Finally, on the second remix we find a babe who has been sitting in the sand and is off to wash it off in the sea. She must have removed her bikini for safe keeping. Rinse!
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Don't Look Any Further - M People 
Friday, 8 December, 2017, 05:55 - Singles Of The 1990s
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m people dont look any further 2m people dont look any further 1So when M People were singing Don't Look Any Further, what they seemed to have in mind was the notion that you would stop looking for whatever it was you were searching for, when you found a pink sofa. For some people that may be true, but let's make it more compelling and add a babe to the sofa and see if that has more of a desired effect when it comes to helping you to find what it was you were looking further for in the first place. Seek!
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One Night In Heaven - M People 
Thursday, 7 December, 2017, 05:58 - Singles Of The 1990s
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m people one night in heaven 2m people one night in heaven 1Would you like to spend One Night In Heaven with M People? Perhaps you need some information about what it would be like? Well, according to the original single cover artwork, it would be like a distorted version of the German flag, with some badly drawn squiggles on it. Or there is the remix, which looks far more like the kind of night in heaven that we would prefer, an angel in lingerie. Serene!
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Dreaming - M People 
Tuesday, 5 December, 2017, 05:05 - Singles Of The 1990s
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m people dreaming remixm people dreaming 1M People are Dreaming, or at least that is what the title of their single would lead us to believe. Strangely, the cover artwork tells us a different story as all of the band members appear to be awake, so unless they are day dreaming, then none of this makes any sense (nor incidentally does gwackmoopigpog). On the remix we find four babes asleep and quite likely dreaming. Or if they aren't dreaming of something, then someone else is dreaming of them. Reciprocal!
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Take 5 - Northside 
Monday, 4 December, 2017, 05:59 - Singles Of The 1990s
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northside take 5 2northside take 5 1Exactly where we find artwork to remix is a bit of an unknown, especially when we remix songs like Take 5 by Northside which achieved the dizzy heights of number 40 in the British charts. Why have we remixed this obscure song, simply because we had a great photo of five babes and needed a song with the number five in its title. On the original single cover artwork we find what appears to be an elementary grade student's paper-mache version of a man on a motorcycle. On the remix are the five babes we mentioned, who are ripe for the taking, hence 'Take 5'. You see how that works?
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Naked And Sacred - Maria Nayler 
Thursday, 30 November, 2017, 05:37 - Singles Of The 1990s
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maria nayler naked and sacred remixmaria nayler naked and sacred 1When you release a song whose title is Naked And Sacred, as Maria Nayler has done, you ought to think more carefully about what should go on the front cover artwork. For example, the picture of the babe wearing a miter but otherwise nude on the remix would be an example of what would reflect the song title. Sitting on a bench in what looks like a college changing room, taking off (or putting on) a shoe doesn't really cut it. Locker!
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Angel - Eurythmics 
Sunday, 26 November, 2017, 05:34 - Singles Of The 1990s
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eurythmics angel 2eurythmics angel 1Another remix for Eurythmics, this time for their single Angel. On the original cover artwork we find the lead singer in monochrome. Is that all it took in the early 1990s to become angelic? We don't know. But we do know that on the remix, the monochrome theme is continued, but that the babe has an enormous pair. Of wings, we meant. Surely this would qualify as angelic, not just by 1990s standards, but even today? We think so. Cherub!
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Cosmic Girl - Jamiroquai 
Tuesday, 21 November, 2017, 05:08 - Singles Of The 1990s
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jamiroquai cosmic girl 2jamiroquai cosmic girl 1What does a Cosmic Girl look like according to Jamiroquai? We have no idea, because on the original single cover artwork, there is nothing except a silhouette of the singer surrounded by what are presumably meant to be cosmic orbit rings. On the remix we find a real cosmic babe, standing in the corridors of a spaceship, wearing a latex space suit and high heels (as is the requirement in the cosmic future). Zipper!
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You Stole The Sun From My Heart - Manic Street Preachers 
Sunday, 19 November, 2017, 05:01 - Singles Of The 1990s
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manic street preachers you stole the sun from my heart 2manic street preachers you stole the sun from my heart 1What happens when You Stole The Sun From My Heart? If the original single front cover artwork by Manic Street Preachers is to be believed, all that happens is that you see a sunset. On the remix we find a babe who has also had the sun stolen from her heart at sunset, but has also had her clothes stolen from her heart too. She crossing her heart and hoping that nothing else is stolen. Thieves!
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