The Carol Of The Bells - Marillion 
Friday, 23 December, 2016, 05:56 - Singles Of The 2010s, Christmas Crackers
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marillion carol of the bells remixmarillion carol of the bells 1There can never, ever, in the history of the world, be a better version of The Carol Of The Bells than that performed by the Swedish Chef of the Muppets. But the Marillion version is OK, if you like that kind of thing. The problem is that the cover artwork lacks any kind of bells. On the remix, we have taken a little poetic liberty and instead of a bell, have used a bauble or 'bore bell' which is just as seasonal and far more efficacious for the purposes of remixing. Yes, the Holiday season is driving us a little mad. Elbow!
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Better In Boots - Tyler Farr 
Monday, 5 December, 2016, 05:00 - Singles Of The 2010s
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tyler farr better in boots 2tyler farr better in boots 1Nothing explains a song better on the cover artwork than putting the lyrics on it. Which is no doubt why Tyler Farr thought that it would be a good idea to put some of the lyrics of his song Better In Boots on the cover of his single. We, on the other hand, think that babes look hot in boots and on the remix we find a babe wearing boots, in the snow, close to a dangerously unstable precipice. Best that she wears boots in such circumstances otherwise she might cause an avalanche. Flake!
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While I Shovel The Snow - The Walkmen 
Saturday, 26 November, 2016, 05:43 - Singles Of The 2010s
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walkmen while i shovel the snow remixwalkmen while i shovel the snow 1While I Shovel The Snow, it seems that The Walkmen are not going to help but are going to stand around under a bridge staring towards the icy river beyond. Thankfully, on the remix, we find a babe who is more than willing to help shovel the snow, and she has all the necessary equipment, including a snow shovel and some sturdy winter boots. On the other hand, she seems to have forgotten the rest of her winter outfit. Guess you can't have everything, can you? Complete!
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Naked - Cheesa 
Friday, 18 November, 2016, 05:19 - Singles Of The 2010s
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cheesa naked 2cheesa naked 1To be fair to Cheesa, we would, under normal circumstances, rate the cover of her single Naked with full points. Not only is the artist on the cover, but she is demonstrating the title of the song by appearing naked. Bravo! What we did on the remix was only to reflect on the name Cheesa, by replacing her with a naked babe. Well she is almost naked, it's just that her extremities have been covered with cheese. Nice!
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Higher - The Saturdays Featuring Flo Rida 
Tuesday, 27 September, 2016, 05:50 - Singles Of The 2010s
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saturdays higher remixsaturdays higher 1Higher, is where The Saturdays Featuring Flo Rida are telling us to go. The main thing that is higher on the original single cover artwork is the heels on the two babes in the middle and the babe second from right who seems to have jumped into the air. On the remix we find a babe swinging on, now what do you call them, oh yes, a swing. The breeze seems to have blown most of her clothes off, though she does seem to have gotten quite high. Uplifting!
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Ain't Your Mama - Jennifer Lopez 
Wednesday, 21 September, 2016, 05:57 - Singles Of The 2010s, Remi-XXX-es
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jennifer lopez aint your mama 1jennifer lopez aint your mama remixjennifer lopez aint your mama remixx
Not only a triple-play, but another remix that falls into our category of X-rated remixes. On the original single cover artwork, we find Jennifer Lopez holding a hat. How we are supposed to know that this indicated that she is not your mama is unclear, other than the fact that the title of the song Ain't Your Mama is emblazoned across the front of the single. On the first remix we find two babes, standing across from each other in similar poses and though it is not 100% certain that they are parentally related, the babe on the right is prenatally related, if you get our meaning. On the second remix, we find two very similar looking babes who could also be related, but who seem to be undertaking activities that most family members don't often do. Fingers!
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Baggage Claim - Miranda Lambert 
Thursday, 11 August, 2016, 05:00 - Singles Of The 2010s
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miranda lambert baggage claim remixmiranda lambert baggage claim 1Another in our series of remixes to do with flying. And in this we find that the baggage for miss Miranda Lambert can be claimed at belt 24. That's where the Baggage Claim is, right. But on the original cover we find Ms Lambert standing in front of a sofa with her guitar. Where is the belt of despair where the baggage never arrives, or her suitcase. All a bit disappointing. On the remix we find a babe sitting on her baggage, drinking a glass of wine and waiting to be claimed. Is she lost luggage? We may never know.
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Let Her Go - Passenger 
Tuesday, 21 June, 2016, 05:52 - Singles Of The 2010s, Remi-XXX-es
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passenger let her go 1passenger let her go 2passenger let her go remixx
Not just a fabled AllBum.Art triple-play, but one of our rare X-Rated remixes. On the original single cover artwork for Let Her Go by Passenger, we can only ponder at who she is and why we need to let her go. Maybe he has tied up some babe to the ferris-wheel in the background. On the first remix we find a babe who has her hands and feed tied, so letting her go would free her to get back to whatever it was that she was doing naked on a wooden floor. On the second remi-XXX, we find a bane being held aloft by two guys. If they were to let her go she would fall to the floor and quite possibly injure herself and given she is wearing naught but some high heels, she might get covered in scratches and bruises. Perhaps best not to let her go then. Release!
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Raise Your Glass - Pink 
Saturday, 11 June, 2016, 05:05 - Singles Of The 2010s
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pink raise your glass remixpink raise your glass 1OK, we have to admit that we are a little confused. When Pink sings Raise Your Glass, we would expect the original single cover artwork to have some reason to celebrate, or even a picture of a drink. But no: all we find is Ms Pink sitting on a 1960s style olive green chair. On the remix we find a babe who is raising her glass (of wine) but who also seems to have decided that to keep the bottle from tipping over she will keep it in a rather novel bottle holder. Cheers!
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Ridin' Solo - Jason Derulo 
Tuesday, 31 May, 2016, 05:55 - Singles Of The 2010s
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jason derulo ridin solo remixjason derulo ridin solo 1We give Jason Derulo one bonus point for remembering to put an apostrophe to replace the missing letter in the title of his single Ridin' Solo. However, we will take that point away as the original front cover artwork of his single gives us no indication of what it is that he is ridin'. On the remix we find a babe who is ridin' a horse solo. What is odd is that she is doing this whilst naked (other than her ridin' boots), though we shan't complain at that. Godiva!
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