Long Cold Winter - Cinderella 
Sunday, 11 December, 2016, 05:52 - Albums Of The 1980s
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cinderella long cold winter remixcinderella long cold winter 1It certainly is becoming a Long Cold Winter with so many remixes about freezing cold singles and albums. On the original cover of this album by Cinderella, we are not certain if it is cold and the whole cover represents a snowy white-out, or whether they just got bored. On the remix we find Cinderella herself in an icy cave which is where she hides out in winter. Why she is naked is another question but one we don't feel the need to ask. Icicle!
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Ouch - Ohio Players 
Thursday, 24 November, 2016, 05:59 - Albums Of The 1980s, Remi-XXX-es
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ohio players ouch remixxohio players ouch 1The original cover for the Ohio Players album Ouch! shows a babe who appears to have gotten something stuck in her ass, and is experiencing a certain amount of pain extracting it, but it is not clear what is stuck there. On the remi-xxx (yes another of our xxx-rated remixes) the situation becomes clearer as we find that the babe concerned appears to have a string of beads stuck up her ass. What we can't confirm, however, is that this is causing her any pain. Extract!
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The Pros And Cons Of Hitch Hiking - Roger Waters 
Tuesday, 15 November, 2016, 05:08 - Albums Of The 1980s
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roger waters pros and cons of hitch hiking remixroger waters pros and cons of hitch hiking 1We have to hand it to Roger Waters, the cover of his album The Pros And Cons Of Hitch Hiking ably demonstrates some of the pros. It is, of course, perfectly normal to find a naked babe standing by the side of the street with her thumb out trying to flag down a vehicle to give her a lift. So much so that on the remix we have not really changed anything other than the perspective of the camera. Roll on!
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My Toot Toot - Denise Lasalle 
Sunday, 13 November, 2016, 05:01 - Albums Of The 1980s, Singles Of The 1980s
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denise lasalle my toot toot remixdenise lasalle my toot toot 1Don't play with My Toot Toot, is what Denise Lasalle told us not to do. But given the smile she is exuding on the cover of her single, you are left wondering whether someone hasn't already tweaked her toot toot to her satisfaction (which is why she wishes no further interaction with it). On the remix we find four babes wearing tutus (see what we did there) and they don't look like the kind of babes you would want to mess with. Ballet!
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Scary Monsters (And Super Creeps) - David Bowie 
Friday, 28 October, 2016, 05:34 - Albums Of The 1980s, Singles Of The 1980s, Halloween Hits
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david bowie scary monsters remixdavid bowie scary monsters 1Another in this week's series of Halloween remixes by none other than David Bowie. His album Scary Monsters and his single Scary Monsters (And Super Creeps) makes ideal material for a remix, not least because the original cover isn't particularly scary or creepy at all. On the remix, though, we find a babe being chased by all manner of scary creeps and super monsters and as they have been coming for her, it seems she has found that the best way to fend them off is to pull her panties down. Now in most cases, people use garlic and crosses to fend of monsters but if this works, who are we to intervene. Experiment!
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10c A Dance - The Flirts 
Friday, 14 October, 2016, 05:24 - Albums Of The 1980s
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flirts 10c a dance remixflirts 10c a dance 1You don't get much for 10c, but if you ask The Flirts, this is the going rate for a dance with the, or at least it is if the title of their album 1c A Dance is to be believed. On the remix we find a much more realistic situation based on inflation and today's paid dancing sector, as a babe is available to dance for you but clearly at a much higher rate running into several dollars, if not tens of dollars. Maybe $10 a dance is more realistic? Expensive!
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Winner In You - Patti Labelle 
Monday, 12 September, 2016, 05:49 - Albums Of The 1980s
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patti labelle winner in you remixpatti labelle winner in you 1We got a bit confused when remixing Winner In You by Patti Labelle as you will see. On the original album cover artwork is what appears to be a Polaroid picture of Ms Labelle, though whether this is a winner or not is down to your tastes. On the remix we find a babe who thinks she has won something, as you can tell by her thrusting her arms into the air. It seems that not only is the winner in you but that to win she seems to have had to thrust something into her as well. Juxtaposed!
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Back In The High Life - Steve Winwood 
Sunday, 14 August, 2016, 05:52 - Albums Of The 1980s, Singles Of The 1980s
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steve winwood back in the high life 2steve winwood back in the high life 1Back In The High Life by Steve Winwood was both a single and an album and continues our theme of flying. On the original cover we find Mr Winwood smiling at something, though the picture is so blurry, it's not evident what that something might be. The remix may answer the question, as we find that the pilot of the plane that is taking Mr Winwood to the high life is really hot and is not wearing a traditional pilot's uniform but far far less. Runway!
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Ace Of Spades - Motorhead 
Thursday, 26 May, 2016, 05:46 - Albums Of The 1980s, Singles Of The 1980s
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motorhead ace of spades remixmotorhead ace of spades 1The Ace Of Spades - is this simply a playing card, or is it someone who is expert at digging? If we use the original album (and single of the same name) cover artwork to try and answer this question we find no more information, other than that the band members could probably use someone to help with their gardening. On the remix we find a babe who appears to be losing at cards, presumably strip poker as she is on her way to nakedness. Does she have an ace of spades? No. But she does have the four of spades in her hand. Handy!
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Juicy Fruit - Mtume 
Monday, 7 March, 2016, 05:25 - Albums Of The 1980s
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mtume juicy fruit 2mtume juicy fruit 1The original cover of Juicy Fruit by Mtume shows the band looking less than fruity, and certainly not particularly juicy. Thank goodness then for the remix in which we find a juicy looking babe bending over towards a bowl of fruit, which are most certainly fruity. Thinking about it, the babe is quite fruity too, making the whole thing far more appropriate, or not, depending on your view on bananas and all that. Apple!
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