December Song (I Dreamed Of Christmas) - George Michael 
Thursday, 1 December, 2016, 05:59 - Singles Of The 2000s, Christmas Crackers
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We begin December with a suitably seasonal triple-play remix from George Michael. The original cover artwork for his song, December Song (I Dreamed Of Christmas) shows an odd stack of televisions, a mouse and some badly drawn people. The first of our remixes shows a cold December angel who appears to be dreaming of Christmas. The final remix shows a babe who is clearly very into the idea of Christmas, and is dreaming of someone giving her a hot cup of coffee as she is standing around on a street corner in her Christmas outfit looking very chilly. Merry!
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Puppet On A String - Sandie Shaw 
Wednesday, 30 November, 2016, 05:44 - Singles Of The 1960s
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sandie shaw puppet on a string remixsandie shaw puppet on a string 1Sandie Shaw sings about a Puppet On A String, but on the cover of her single there is only a picture of Ms Shaw. There is no sign of any puppet and nor is there any indication of the string on which the puppet is strung. On the remix we find a babe tied up with string, or at least tied up with something, and dangling from a rope. So the only question that remains is whether or not she is a puppet. Then again, perhaps that question really doesn't need an answer, just enjoy. Marionette!
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Rock Bottom - Lynsey De Paul & Mike Moran 
Tuesday, 29 November, 2016, 05:48 - Singles Of The 1970s
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lynsey de paul rock bottom 2lynsey de paul rock bottom 1Let's play word association... 'Rock Bottom'... Did you think of a man and a woman resting their chins on their fists, wearing waistcoat suits and red flowers? No? Well apparently that's what Lynsey De Paul and Mike Moran thought of when they were given the choice to select a picture for the cover of their single. When we though or rock bottom, we thought of a hot babe with a rock solid ass standing looking over a rocky landscape. That's just how our mind works, and we feel all the better for it. Granite!
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On Point - House Of Pain 
Monday, 28 November, 2016, 05:52 - Singles Of The 1990s
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house of pain on point remixhouse of pain on point 1Pointy, pointy, ooh la, la, pointy pointy. That is how the lyrics of On Point by House Of Pain might have gone if they'd left them to have been written by an idiot. But the lyrics are not what concerns us, it's just the artwork that we feature. The original cover shows the band, well almost. The remix shows a babe to whom the lyrics pointy, pointy, ooh la, la, pointy pointy would actually have applied very well. Apex!
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Louboutins - Jennifer Lopez 
Sunday, 27 November, 2016, 05:20 - Singles Of The 2000s
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jennifer lopez louboutins remixjennifer lopez louboutins 1What could be more iconic than Louboutins when it comes to shoes? And on the original single cover artwork we find that Jennifer Lopez does appear to be wearing said shoes which we know as the heels are painted red. Full marks on the AllBum.Art score card for a cover that shows the artist and the title. So in this sense, the remix is worse in that Ms Lopez is gone, and all that we are left with is a different babe who also appears to be wearing a pair of Louboutin shoes with their red soles. Oddly, that's all she is wearing. Spike!
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I Have Nothing - Whitney Houston 
Saturday, 26 November, 2016, 05:15 - Singles Of The 1990s
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whitney houston i have nothing remixWhen whitney houston i have nothing 1Whitney Houston tells is that I Have Nothing, we don't believe this to be strictly true. Not least, the original single cover artwork shows her to have a nice black dress. On the remix we find a babe who really does have nothing. Not only does she not have a dress to wear, but it seems that even if she was wearing a dress she has none of the womanly curves that would fill it out nicely as up top she has nothing either. Flatties!
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Push In The Bush - Clair Hicks And Love Exchange 
Friday, 25 November, 2016, 05:04 - Singles Of The 1980s, Remi-XXX-es
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A triple-play of remixes and ones that fall within our 'X-rated remixes' category. The original cover for Clair Hicks And Love Exchange is nothing more than the title of the song and the name of the band against a marbled backdrop. The two remixxes follow an identical theme, that of one babe pushing in the bush (see definition number 11 in case this whole thing doesn't make sense) of another girl. On the first the pushing has already been quite successful. On the second (where it oddly appears that the babes concerned are dressed as schoolgirls) the pushing has a little further to go, though the pained look on the girl who is being pushed into's face suggests it might be time to stop. Fist!
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Ouch - Ohio Players 
Thursday, 24 November, 2016, 05:59 - Albums Of The 1980s, Remi-XXX-es
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ohio players ouch remixxohio players ouch 1The original cover for the Ohio Players album Ouch! shows a babe who appears to have gotten something stuck in her ass, and is experiencing a certain amount of pain extracting it, but it is not clear what is stuck there. On the remi-xxx (yes another of our xxx-rated remixes) the situation becomes clearer as we find that the babe concerned appears to have a string of beads stuck up her ass. What we can't confirm, however, is that this is causing her any pain. Extract!
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This Is Hardcore - Pulp 
Wednesday, 23 November, 2016, 05:17 - Albums Of The 1990s, Remi-XXX-es
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With a title like This Is Hardcore, this album by Pulp was always destined to be 'Remi-XXX-ed' instead of just a regular remix, and just to make matters even more merry, there are two remixes for your enjoyment. The original cover hints at hardcore through the use of a topless babe positioned in a pouting pose. The two remixes follow a very similar theme, that theme being, largely, a babe who is being entertained by the back door, which is about as hardcore as we dare get. Anal!
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Fools Gold - The Stone Roses 
Tuesday, 22 November, 2016, 05:11 - Singles Of The 1980s
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stone roses fools gold 2stone roses fools gold 1Having seen yesterday's remix of a track by The Stone Roses, we received a user submitted remix of Fools Gold from Maark Aardman (not sure why there are so many extra 'a's in his name) from Bolton, England. Maark says:
Our lad needs some gold that would make a fool of you, get in!
We don't quite know what he means but we get the idea. The babe in the remix wouldn't fool anyone with that gold get-up. Shiny!
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