A minor holiday hit from British musical maestro Elton John, Cold As Christmas (In The Middle Of The Year) sees the aforementioned Mr Dwight playing his piano infront of a windy looking desert backdrop, the lid of his piano reflecting what looks like a swimming pool. Cold and christmassy it's not. The remix shows what a Christmas might look like if it was in the middle of the year - so cold that you could wear your bikini and paddle around in the sea. Happy!

What exactly is a Hard Candy Christmas, as sung to us by Dolly Parton? If the original cover of this festive track tells us anything related to this question, it is that Ms Parton thinks that wearing a Santa outfit and standing in snow-filled scenery is meant to answer it. The remix shows what a real hard candy xmas might be like, with a babe whose chilly bits are only covered by candy that, in the cold, would be very hard indeed... and the candy. Brittle!

We, here at AllBum.Art kind of like the original cover of Tinsel And Lights by Tracey Thorn, largely because it has on it both lights, and tinsel. But that doesn't mean there isn't room for a remix, and in the remix we still find the tinsel that was present in the original artwork, there is still evidence that there are lights shining somewhere as they are being glinted off the tinsel. The main difference is only the presence of a busty babe who is wearing the tinsel, and very little else it would appear. Shunkle!

The thing about providing remixes of Christmas songs is that you have to find cover artwork to remix. What never ceases to amaze us (and this is the third Christmas here at AllBum.Art) is the sheer number of seasonal songs that there are. Whilst we wouldn't call It's Gonna Be A Cold Cold Christmas by Dana as a holiday hit, it does make good material for a remix. The remix gives an idea of what a cold Christmas might look like, at least for the poor naked yet colorful babe who has to spend it stuck outside in the snow. Icicles!

Winter is just around the corner so it seems appropriate to remix Shiver by Natalie Imbruglia. It seems, though, that Ms Imbruglia was a little lost for ideas on her original cover artwork as all that it depicts is herself, in black and white. The remix shows a woman for whom shiver is something that is beyond the obvious, for not only is she outside in the cold, but she is covered in snow, and appears to be wearing naught but a denim jacket. Shiver doesn't do it justice. Hypothermia!

A triple-play remix from Queen in the form of their track A Winter's Tale. The original cover shows what might be a chilly scene, though with the lighting as it is, it's difficult to tell. Upon this scene are superimposed some words. Very wintry! The first remix shows a chapter from a winter's tale that has neither just begun or just ended, but has reached the point where a cute babe has ended up wearing just her boots and her coat whilst her man is still fully clothed. The second remix shows a complete winter's tale from start to finish, as a babe undresses in the snow. Story!

Always nice to receive a user submitted entry, especially at Christmas. This one comes from Mike Stacey of Mansfield, England. Mike takes up the story:

The Goodies were a bunch of nutters who had a TV show. The gist of the song Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me is that 'he's a most immoral Santa', so I thought I'd make him immoral and a babe that he should definitely leave his hands off, so there's more for the rest of us.

Thanks Mike, a nice remix and a happy Christmas to all of our viewers in little ole England. Yum yum!

The Eagles were one of our featured week artists in 2015, so it seems appropriate to have another remix of their cover artwork in the holiday season. The original cover for Please Come Home For Christmas sees the band lazing around in the sun by a swimming pool. Though for some (for example fans of the band), that might be an enticing enough reason to go home for Xmas, the remix has been clinically shown to be over 800% more enticing in encouraging people to go home for the season. Obvious!

A soft, fuzzy, warm feeling. That's what you get when you listen to Winterlove by Parachute. The original cover of their single adds to the fuzzy feeling for sure, as it shows a city scene through a steamed up window. On the remix we see softness and warmth as two babes give each other a hug to conserve their heat. Are they hot? Probably not as they seem to have gone out in the cold in just their hat, gloves and scarf. Well done for that, but next time perhaps a coat and some clothes might help add to the warmth? Overcoat!

You might wonder what a remix of the punky song That Woman's Got Me Drinking by Shane MacGowan is doing sandwiched between various seasonal songs. Well the answer is a simple one, as lead singer of the Pogues, Mr MacGowan is the voice behind that holiday hit Fairytale Of New York. And whilst we don't have a remix of that single, we do have one for this single. We're not sure why the woman on the remix has got Mr MacGowan drinking so, but we're led to believe that he doesn't need much tempting (obviously) and after all, she is holding a cup to drink from. Storytime!