Funky Christmas - James Brown 
Saturday, 5 December, 2015, 05:27 - Albums Of The 1990s, Christmas Crackers
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james brown funky xmas remixjames brown funky xmas 1It is a little known fact, but in the Netherlands, Christmas begins on December 5th, as Santa rides through the streets with his politically incorrect slave helper Black Pete, handing out sweets to the kids. The upshot of this is that the time is now right to start a few re-mix-mas-es and we begin with Funky Christmas by James Brown. The original cover shows Mr Brown in an Xmas hat. The remixmas shows a pretty ebony babe enjoying a funky Xmas of her own, sitting in front of a warm fire, by the Xmas tree and little else to spoil the view. Kerstmis (as the Dutch say)!
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Snow (Hey Oh) - Red Hot Chili Peppers 
Friday, 4 December, 2015, 05:21 - Albums Of The 2000s
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red hot chili peppers snow remixred hot chili peppers snow 1Oh dear, what a missed opportunity. The Red Hot Chili Peppers should have known better when they produced the cover for their 2006 album Snow (Hey Oh). So many opportunities for pictures of snow scenes or similarly chilly vistas. Thank goodness then for AllBum.Art for correcting this anomaly and replacing their ersatz cover artwork for something that is snowy, but remains red hot. Pepper!
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You Have Placed A Chill In My Heart - Eurythmics 
Thursday, 3 December, 2015, 05:17 - Singles Of The 1980s
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eurythmics you have placed a chill in my heart remixeurythmics you have placed a chill in my heart 1Another remix for those British electro-pop duo, Eurythmics. On the cover of their single You Have Placed A Chill In My Heart, we find the band's lead singer looking very forlorn, but not that chilly, though the bleakness of the landscape in the background gives no clues as to the air temperature. On the remix we see an altogether happier looking babe, who is definitely chilly and we can see she is getting a chill on her heart because she has covered it in snow. Flake!
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She's So Cold - The Rolling Stones 
Wednesday, 2 December, 2015, 05:13 - Singles Of The 1980s
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rolling stones shes so cold remixrolling stones shes so cold 1A minor hit from the early 80s for the Rolling Stones and their song Ring Of Ice. On the original cover for the single, we find the red lipped logo of the band, spewing forth something that is then apparently freezing. But this tells us not, who 'she' is, and why she is 'cold'. The remix solves both these problems as we see that 'she' is a naked babe and the reason she is 'cold' is that she is sitting on the snow on a forest footpath. Ouch!
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Ring Of Ice - Jennifer Rush 
Tuesday, 1 December, 2015, 05:08 - Singles Of The 1980s
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jennifer rush ring of ice 2jennifer rush ring of ice 1December is upon us and whilst it's not time to roll out the Christmas Crackers just yet, it is time for the thermometer to drop and to start doing remixes of cold and chilly songs. Today it is the turn of Jennifer Rush and her song Ring Of Ice. In the original artwork we find Ms Rush looking vaguely cold by the fact that she is somewhat blue in color. On the remix we see a babe outside in the freezing cold, making a phone call... truly a 'ring of ice'. Handy!
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Dare Me - Pointer Sisters 
Monday, 30 November, 2015, 05:05 - Singles Of The 1980s
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pointer sisters dare me remixpointer sisters dare me 1Go on, go on, Dare Me. Is that what the Pointer Sisters were trying to say on the original front cover artwork for their single? Maybe it is, but what they were being dared to do is not clear, other than perhaps look a little scary. On the remix we find a babe who has clearly been dared, on this occasion to flash her bosoms whilst standing in front of some kind of artificial waterfall. How daring of her. Gambler!
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You Drive Me Crazy - Shakin' Stevens 
Sunday, 29 November, 2015, 05:59 - Singles Of The 1980s
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shakin stevens you drive me crazy remixshakin stevens you drive me crazy 1Just what or who is Shakin' Stevens looking at on the original single front cover artwork of You Drive Me Crazy? Something must be bringing him mayhem, but other than a slight squint to his look, we don't know what it can be. On the remix we find what it might have been: a babe, driving his car, in nothing but her g-string. That would be enough to drive him crazy in more way than one. Freeway!
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Cruel To Be Kind - Nick Lowe 
Saturday, 28 November, 2015, 05:34 - Singles Of The 1970s
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nick lowe cruel to be kind remixnick lowe cruel to be kind 1You've got to be Cruel To Be Kind, according to Nick Lowe. So here we go, being kind about the original single front cover artwork: Other than showing Mr Lowe holding his head in pain, there's nothing cruel or kind about it. It stinks! On the remix we find a babe who has been shackled to a metal fence and left out in the elements. That's very kind of someone to be so cruel don't you think? Tautology.
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Yummy Yummy Yummy - Ohio Express 
Friday, 27 November, 2015, 05:20 - Singles Of The 1960s
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ohio express yummy remixohio express yummy 1Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I've got love in my tummy. Do rhymes come any more farcical than that? Not if you're Ohio Express. How do they choose to illustrate this yumminess on the original single front cover artwork? The simple answer is that they don't. They just have the name of the band and the title of the song repeated three times in yellow, red and pink. On the remix are three beach babes, wearing yellow, red and pink bikinis. Oops, the babe in the red bikini has lost hers. Yummy!
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Rust - Echo And The Bunnymen 
Thursday, 26 November, 2015, 05:14 - Singles Of The 1990s, Remi-XXX-es
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echo and the bunnymen rust remixxecho and the bunnymen rust 1Echo And The Bunnymen are singing about oxidized metal on their single Rust, but the cover of the single shows no evidence of any metal, let alone any which is rotting away. Instead we find the lead singer in a sad pose. On the much more happy remix, we find a smiling babe who is squatting on some rusty metal. She had better be careful not to cut herself on any sharp edges, especially as she has chosen to bend down on the aforementioned rusty metal in nothing but her stripper heels. Squat!
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