A Winter's Tale - Queen 
Wednesday, 16 December, 2015, 05:32 - Singles Of The 1990s, Christmas Crackers
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A triple-play remix from Queen in the form of their track A Winter's Tale. The original cover shows what might be a chilly scene, though with the lighting as it is, it's difficult to tell. Upon this scene are superimposed some words. Very wintry! The first remix shows a chapter from a winter's tale that has neither just begun or just ended, but has reached the point where a cute babe has ended up wearing just her boots and her coat whilst her man is still fully clothed. The second remix shows a complete winter's tale from start to finish, as a babe undresses in the snow. Story!
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Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me - The Goodies 
Tuesday, 15 December, 2015, 05:18 - Singles Of The 1970s, Christmas Crackers
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goodies father christmas do not touch me 2goodies father christmas do not touch me 1Always nice to receive a user submitted entry, especially at Christmas. This one comes from Mike Stacey of Mansfield, England. Mike takes up the story:
The Goodies were a bunch of nutters who had a TV show. The gist of the song Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me is that 'he's a most immoral Santa', so I thought I'd make him immoral and a babe that he should definitely leave his hands off, so there's more for the rest of us.

Thanks Mike, a nice remix and a happy Christmas to all of our viewers in little ole England. Yum yum!
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Please Come Home For Christmas - Eagles 
Monday, 14 December, 2015, 05:26 - Singles Of The 1970s, Christmas Crackers
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eagles please come home for christmas remixeagles please come home for christmas 1The Eagles were one of our featured week artists in 2015, so it seems appropriate to have another remix of their cover artwork in the holiday season. The original cover for Please Come Home For Christmas sees the band lazing around in the sun by a swimming pool. Though for some (for example fans of the band), that might be an enticing enough reason to go home for Xmas, the remix has been clinically shown to be over 800% more enticing in encouraging people to go home for the season. Obvious!
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Winterlove - Parachute 
Sunday, 13 December, 2015, 05:35 - Singles Of The 2000s, Christmas Crackers
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parachute winterlove 2parachute winterlove 1A soft, fuzzy, warm feeling. That's what you get when you listen to Winterlove by Parachute. The original cover of their single adds to the fuzzy feeling for sure, as it shows a city scene through a steamed up window. On the remix we see softness and warmth as two babes give each other a hug to conserve their heat. Are they hot? Probably not as they seem to have gone out in the cold in just their hat, gloves and scarf. Well done for that, but next time perhaps a coat and some clothes might help add to the warmth? Overcoat!
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Snow Flake - Jim Reeves 
Wednesday, 9 December, 2015, 05:15 - Singles Of The 1960s, Christmas Crackers
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jim reeves snow flake remixjim reeves snow flake 1Whilst we are on the subject of snow flakes, here is a remix of Snow Flake by seasonal swooner Jim Reeves. On the original cover artwork we find Mr Reeves looking anything but snowy, though perhaps if he hasn't used anti-dandruff shampoo he might be a bit flaky. The remix shows a babe dressed as a snow flake, though it appears that she may have forgotten certain important parts of her outfit. Then again, perhaps that is how nature intended it, you never really know when it comes to snow flakes. Geometric!
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Suzy Snowflake - Rosemary Clooney 
Tuesday, 8 December, 2015, 05:10 - Singles Released Before 1960, Christmas Crackers
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rosemary clooney suzy snowflake remixrosemary clooney suzy snowflake 1You always know you are onto a winner with the original artwork for a song comes with a sticker that says 'Rudolf Recommends'! And so it is with Suzy Snowflake by Rosemary Clooney. The original cover suggests that Ms Snowflake is perhaps a star-shaped snowflake with a woman's head. The remix suggests otherwise, and instead proposes that Suzy is a regular girl who just enjoys protecting her modesty with a snowflake. Who is right? Maybe we shall never know, or even care? Tally!
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(I Wanna Go) Surfin' With Santa - The Hollyberries 
Monday, 7 December, 2015, 05:57 - Albums Of The 2000s, Christmas Crackers
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holliberries surfin with santa 2holliberries surfin with santa 1How would you prepare if you decided that you, or I Wanna Go Surfin' With Santa? The Hollyberries take a unique approach to their preparation, by going surfing at what must be around midnight, because as they hit the swell, Santa is pulling his sleight right over their head. That's not really surfin' with Santa, as surfin' under Santa. In the remix we see a babe whose far more likely to get in the snow with Santa, assuming that Santa likes snowboarding, and with naked babes too. Razz!
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She's All I Want For Christmas - Lloyd 
Sunday, 6 December, 2015, 09:33 - Singles Of The 2010s, Christmas Crackers
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lloyd shes all i want for christmas 2lloyd shes all i want for christmas 1We can see why Lloyd would sing She's All I Want For Christmas judging by the cover artwork for his single. After all, the babe on the cover has a nice smile and a nice choice in clothing (or lack thereof). We occasionally get charged, here at AllBum.Art with the accusation that the material for our remixes focuses too heavily on the use of young, attractive babes and ignores the more mature variety. The remix of this song attempts to respond to some of those accusations by showing another babe that might be all that's needed for Christmas, being, as she is, an older babe wearing naught but stockings and heels. A Christmas stocking-filler, so to say. Red-breast!
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Funky Christmas - James Brown 
Saturday, 5 December, 2015, 05:27 - Albums Of The 1990s, Christmas Crackers
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james brown funky xmas remixjames brown funky xmas 1It is a little known fact, but in the Netherlands, Christmas begins on December 5th, as Santa rides through the streets with his politically incorrect slave helper Black Pete, handing out sweets to the kids. The upshot of this is that the time is now right to start a few re-mix-mas-es and we begin with Funky Christmas by James Brown. The original cover shows Mr Brown in an Xmas hat. The remixmas shows a pretty ebony babe enjoying a funky Xmas of her own, sitting in front of a warm fire, by the Xmas tree and little else to spoil the view. Kerstmis (as the Dutch say)!
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New Year - Sugababes 
Thursday, 1 January, 2015, 01:01 - Singles Of The 2000s, Christmas Crackers
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sugababes new year remixsugababes new year 1Welcome to 2015 and a Happy New Year from those sultry, sexy Sugababes. The original cover artwork for New Year shows the three members of the band looking sultry and sexy. The remix shows three other babes of a sugary kind looking equally sultry and sexy but this time drinking wine which looks much more like the kind of New Year celebration we had in mind.
HAPPY NEW YEAR from all of us here at AllBum.Art.
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