December is upon us and whilst it's not time to roll out the Christmas Crackers just yet, it is time for the thermometer to drop and to start doing remixes of cold and chilly songs. Today it is the turn of Jennifer Rush and her song Ring Of Ice. In the original artwork we find Ms Rush looking vaguely cold by the fact that she is somewhat blue in color. On the remix we see a babe outside in the freezing cold, making a phone call... truly a 'ring of ice'. Handy!

So, what have we here? Tina Turner and Rod Stewart no less. And what is it that Ms Turner and Mr Stewart are telling us? Why, It Takes Two, no less, no more. It is nice of them to give us this advice but the bigger question is what it is that it is that takes two. The remix offers us one possible suggestion as there is a babe who is holding not one, but two in her hands. Can she take them? That is a question best left in private. Cock!

Aha, so when Billie Myers tells us to Kiss The Rain, what she means it that we should stand against a wall with a dim blue-grey light casting darkening shadows. Great, if that's your thing. For us, however, we would be much more inclined to kiss the aforementioned rain if there was something worth getting wet for, such a cute busty babe. Well, would you credit it, that's exactly what you can find in the remix. Amazing how often that happens, isn't it? Precipitate!

The original cover artwork for Dove (I'll Be Loving You) by Moony leaves so many questions unanswered that it may as well be blank, except for the title of the song and the artist. Oh, wait a cotton-picking minute, it is blank other than the title of the song and the artist (and a few of the record company's logos). So it's a good job there's a remix that tells more of who the dove is and why we should be loving her, isn't it. Phew!

The rexponse to the firxt of our 'Remi-XXX-es' has been mixxxed. Some liked the more risqué approach, others thought that it was a step too far. Let's try a second one and let us know whether you think these should continue or cease. It's the turn of The Whispers and their album Open Up Your Love. On the original cover we find a babe standing in nothing but high heels, yet her love is not visible, never mind open. In the remix a similar babe is posing for us but her love is clearly open for all to see. Wild!

Have you ever heard of Frente? No, nor had we, but we're always keen to find songs where we can remix the cover artwork to show babes dressed as an angel, so Ordinary Angels by Frente meets our exacting criteria. To be fair to the band, the original cover does show a very ordinary angel and all we have done in the remix is find an alternatively ordinary angel, but wearing fewer clothes. Then again, that's what we do best at AllBum.Art. Wings!

Here at AllBum.Art we try and abide by the submission guidelines that we have set for other. But occasionally, a piece of work comes along that is so desperate to be remixed that it would almost be a crime to do so, even if it breaks the rules. Oral Tradition, the 2015 album by Greo, is just such a case. Not only is the original cover terrible, but there is such an obvious remix opportunity that it would be missing a big opportunity if we overlooked it. So, we bring you our first 'RemiXXX' - an X-Rated remix. So what is so X-rated about the remixxx of this album. Do we really need to spell that out...? Sucker!

We kind of like the original cover of Hot And Wet (Believe It) by Tzant as it hints at the notion of naughtiness by having a dominatrix clad babe hiding behind a do not disturb motel door sign. Like it, but not love it. The remix shows a babe who is hot and wet. Hot because she is a babe. Wet because she is standing under a shower. Trent, who works behind the scenes at AllBum.Art suggested that we should have used a mug of coffee for the remix as that is hot and wet too. Thanks Trent, hope you're suitably ashamed of your lame suggestion. Tea!

Another day, another remix about flying. The original cover of I'll Fly For You by Spandau Ballet shows a hairy-chested coal mine worker pretending to fly by holding out his arms in the shape of ineffectual wings. The remix shows an air hostess who is inviting us on board her aircraft. Would you like to fly for her, or with her, or even skip the flying part altogether, in the altogether. Decide!

Another remix from those nutty London boys, Madness. Return Of The Los Palmas 7 sees the boys being badly drawn as cartoons on the front cover of the artwork for their single. Los Palmas, if you weren't aware, is apparently the British equivalent of Palm Springs, and we have thus remixed the cover to show a more likely scene from Los Palmas, that of 7 hot babes enjoying the sunshine. They aren't wearing much, except suntan lotion, clever girls. Slippy!