AllBum.Art - Alternative Art-Work for Album and Single Covers

The Mistletoe Disco Band only had one album. In fact, they probably didn't even have one, because the album is actually just a bunch of session musicians. Christmas Disco is popular though, and it has been re-mastered. So we thought we would re-master the cover and bring it up to date too. On the original cover we see a babe dancing in a holiday outfit. On the remix we see a girl who has had too much to drink at the office Christmas party and is now feeling a little forlorn. Anyone for helping her feel better? Touchy!

Firstly let all of us here at AllBum.Art wish you a very Merry Christmas. Our gift to you on Christmas Day is a remix of an obscure but very fun Holiday hit called (I'd Like To) Give U One 4 Christmas by Hot Pantz. On the original cover we see the members of the band, one dressed in a box as a present, and the other in a skimpy Santa outfit. In the remix we see some very hot pantz, and a Christmas gift that would be a marvel to receive. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Here we find Lady Gaga Featuring Space Cowboy singing about a Christmas Tree. On the cover we see the aforementioned Ms Germanotta wearing a Santa hat and draped in Christmas Lights. Though she does look a little christmassy, she also looks more than a little uncomfortable. So she will no doubt be grateful that in the remix she no longer has to be tied in lights, but instead a different babe is showing us her Christmas tree. And her Christmas bush too... Trimmings!

Disco Santa (Claus) was a terrible attempt by the Village People to score a holiday hit. The idea of Santa partying away at Studio 54 is not a bad one, but the cover is very badly executed. In the remix we see a group of holiday hits in their own right. Though they may have been dancing along with Santa it seems they are all now having a bit of a break. Probably just as well as dancing with no clothes on must be especially tiring. Bounce!

Sometimes it's necessary to use a little poetic license when remixing the covers of old songs. This very old song by Jim Reeves is called Silver Bells and on the original cover we see Gentleman Jim (as he was apparently known) in a Holiday setting. In the remix we see a babe also in a Holiday setting but it seems that unlike Mr Reeves who has a jacket to keep him warm, all she has are Silver Balls. OK, so they're not bells, but use your imagination. We did. Dreamy!

No remix as such here as Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer has been covered by so many artists, but none of them have produced a cover for their version. This cover is therefore a generic version that can be used on any of the versions you might have in your music library. In it we see someone who has been doing their college art homework and has taken an unusual approach to modelling Rudolph. They have cut out pieces of what must be felt to produce the antlers and as for the nose, well more felt and a red bauble. The best part is the canvas they have used. The question that remains unanswered is whether the canvas took the artwork out to a Christmas party with her, or whether she just stayed at home. We think Rudolph would have encouraged her to head out. Shiny!

There's always controversy concerning what constitutes perfection here at the AllBum.Art offices. So when it came time to remix Perfect Christmas by S Club 7, there was endless discussion about what the remixmas of the cover should look like. In the end we plumped for the festive feast you see before you, in two distinct flavors: lingerie, and boob. Though the remix hasn't got seven babes (or seven boobs) in it, it provides perfection in a different kind of way. So no comments about the wrongness of the maths - just enjoy the rightness of the remixmas. Topping!

A compilation of funky and soulful holiday hits, Santa's Funk And Soul Party is just another holiday hopeful hijacking the season to sell some stock. Sorry, alliteration attack. Anyhow, the original cover shows what even Santa would regard as a rather slim party. Just two people, and still wearing their scarves and coats despite appearing to be indoors. In the remixmas we see a group of babes who are all dressed for the office party. The AllBum.Art office party that is! Photocopier!

Nothing says Christmas better than a Philippine singer producing an album of songs and having a cover for his album that shows a Christmas tree made of post-it notes. So it's good to know that that is exactly what Jose Mari Chan has done on his holiday album Christmas In Our Hearts. We thought, though, that it might look more christmassy if there was a picture of a Philippine babe who was holding a heart in a christmassy setting. And Lo! That is what today's triple-whammy remixmas shows. There are two remixes as we liked both of the pictures of the babe. Stereo!

The original cover for this 2005 album from jazz songstress Diana Krall shows us Ms Krall lounging on a chair in a flowing green dress. Whilst her dress may have a vague resemblance to a Christmas tree, there is nothing overtly seasonal about the cover at all. On the remix we see a different babe who is also lounging, though on a stool rather than a chair. And she is a picture of festiveness. Actually, she's quite a picture altogether. And almost in the altogether too. Holiday!