Christmas Lights - Coldplay 
Monday, 8 December, 2014, 05:22 - Singles Of The 2010s, Christmas Crackers
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A triple-whammy Christmas remix for Coldplay's single Christmas Lights. The original cover shows some kind of child's painting of a dark winter sky and some weird blobs of light - presumably that kind of thing is classed as 'charming' in England where Coldplay are based. Here, though, we like our lights draped around the bodies of some hot babes. In the first remix, one such babe is helping the other by doing the draping. In the second remix, a solitary babe is clearly having difficulty getting her lights up. Probably this is not helped by her lack of clothing. And she is surely at risk of getting a nasty shock as is anyone who walks in and finds her at it. Zap!
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Radioactive - Imagine Dragons 
Thursday, 20 November, 2014, 05:43 - Singles Of The 2010s
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imagine dragons radioactive remiximagine dragons radioactive 1It is possible, though it seems unlikely, that the scene depicted on the original cover of Radioactive by the Imagine Dragons is in someway connected to nuclear fall-out. But other than the colors being slightly washed-out, there is no real evidence of radiation. In the remix this problem is cured as we see an asian babe who is wearing some kind of protective mask and who has the symbols that warn of radioactivity painted on her. It seems that whatever the nature of the radiation she is being exposed too, it must only be dangerous if inhaled, as the rest of her body is woefully unprotected. Neutron!
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Hot Right Now - DJ Fresh Featuring Rita Ora 
Tuesday, 4 November, 2014, 05:16 - Singles Of The 2010s
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dj fresh hot right now 2dj fresh hot right now 1Hot Right Now? You will be when you see the remix to the cover artwork of this single by DJ Fresh Featuring Rita Ora. Let's, for once, just completely ignore and instead focus only on the remix. A babe (possibly Asian) who could well be naked but whose body is obscured by the towel she is holding and by the barrel in which she is standing. All around is snow and ice but under the barrel is a fire. So is she hot right now? Difficult to say but if the fire goes out she will certainly be cold very soon. Crack!
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Seven - Talla 2XLC 
Monday, 3 November, 2014, 05:37 - Singles Of The 2010s
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talla2xlc seven remixtalla2xlc seven 1We, here at AllBum.Art have no idea what a Talla is or why a Talla should be in size 2XLC (2 Xtra Large Cloth?). And the song is called Seven. And the cover has some weird Japanese characters that seem to spell 'JEJSUO' and the number 120 on it. Why? No idea whatsoever. The remix stays with the Japanese theme but replaces the complete nonsense with seven Asian babes sitting on a stage. Is that any more Talla, or somehow more 2XLC? No idea. But it is more seven. Of nine!
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Moves Like Jagger - Maroon 5 Featuring Christina Aguilera 
Wednesday, 22 October, 2014, 05:07 - Singles Of The 2010s
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maroon 5 moves like jagger remixmaroon 5 moves like jagger 1A first remix of a song by Maroon 5 here at AllBum.Art but not the first for Christina Aguilera. Moves Like Jagger tells the story of how the band's singer can perform like the old Rolling Stones frontman. But the cover does not demonstrate his skills in this regard. The remix shows a couple of babes, one of who looks frighteningly similar to the aforementioned Mr Jagger (if he had boobs) and both of who have moves worth watching. Show!
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It's My Party - Jessie J 
Saturday, 18 October, 2014, 05:26 - Singles Of The 2010s
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jessie j its my party remixjessie j its my party 1Another remix for Jessie J, this time for her single It's My Party. On the original cover we see Ms J in five different poses but where's the party? There's no cake and no balloons. The remix corrects this fatal error and we find a babe who is having a great time at a party. How do we know she is at a party? On the one hand, there are dozens of balloons. On the other, she is wearing special party socks. But oddly, little else. Obvious!
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Broken Arrow - Pixie Lott 
Wednesday, 10 September, 2014, 05:29 - Singles Of The 2010s
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pixie lott broken arrow remixpixie lott broken arrow 1Right back at ya' in the zazzulon press fields is Ms Pixie Lott with her smangasmic single, Broken Arrow. Tworfing around on the original cover is Ms Lott a-leaning and a-deaning to a backways doogh, a-holding her stilettio-folio to a-stop from a-fallin overwise. On the remix, well an arrow but is it brokenning? Dint that on the slipe, it's as clear as the thlay is lonted that pealing the frinch back with that kind of horbit gets you nowhere. Sprook!
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Things We Lost In The Fire - Bastille 
Tuesday, 2 September, 2014, 05:35 - Singles Of The 2010s
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bastille things we lost in the fire remixbastille things we lost in the fire 1Whilst we are talking about hot burning things like fire, Bastille's song Things We Lost In The Fire has a major fault. The cover of the single tells us nothing about what was lost in the fire at all. Is it a wolf on a broken down motor? In a desert? If you had lost that, would it be worth singing about? The remix of the artwork for the single says much more. What was lost in the fire seems to be the clothes of a group of girls who are now having to stand around the fire to keep warm. Arctic!
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Bonfire Heart - James Blunt 
Monday, 1 September, 2014, 05:16 - Singles Of The 2010s
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james blunt bonfire heart remixjames blunt bonfire heart 1James Blunt regales us with his tales of fiery love in his song Bonfire Heart. But though his song may scream of burning beauty, the cover just shows Mr Blunt and the name of the song. Where, you are asking, is the fire. Where are the hearts? Thankfully the remix of the cover artwork deals with this problem and reveals the bonfire which, as it would happen, is keeping two naked girls warm in the freezing snow. You can tell it's September and the summer is over already. Crackle!
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Lifted - Naughty Boy Starring Emeli Sandé 
Saturday, 30 August, 2014, 05:12 - Singles Of The 2010s
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naughty boy lifted remixnaughty boy lifted 1Whilst we're talking about being Lifted as we so definitely were, here's another song with the same name. This time though, the song is by Naughty Boy Starring Emeli Sandé and comes hot on the hooves of the hot 100. You're right, we should stop trying to be DJs and focus on the facts. So here's a remix showing a naughty boy in a tuxedo doing some lifting, of a naked woman it would appear. Hup!
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