It seems that Kajagoogoo are Too Shy not only to show themselves on the original front cover artwork of their single, but they are so shy, that there is nothing on the front cover other than the title of the song and the name of the artist. On the remix there is a babe who is quite shy, but perhaps not too shy. After all, though she is covering her decency with her hands, she is otherwise naked other than her high heels. Embarrassed!
Oh dear... When Jurgen Vries featuring Andrea Britton produced the original single cover artwork for Take My Hand, they clearly had brain-freeze about what to put on it, because other than the name of the artist and the title of the song, they didn't put anything else at all. On the remix we find two babes holding hands and walking into the sun. You see, that would have been so simple for them to do, wouldn't it? Wander!
What happens Behind Closed Doors? Well, according to the original album cover artwork by Thunder, we don't know because, assuming that the weird colored thing is meant to be a door, it is closed. On the remix we go the other side of the closed door, a hotel door no less (we can see the 'do not disturb' hanger on the door handle), we find a babe wearing nothing but red high heels and stockings. So that's what happens behind closed doors. Squat!
The Blackbyrds are apparently Walking In Rhythm. We say apparently because on the original single cover artwork the band are not actually walking, but are loafing around in some kind of rundown neighborhood. On the remix we find four babes who are walking, but if you look closely, it seems they may not be walking in rhythm. Why? Because some are standing on their left foot, and some on the right foot. You did notice that, right? Or were you put off by something they were or were not wearing? Monochrome!
Britpop rockers Oasis feature for today's remix of their single Falling Down. On the original cover artwork we find some kind of weird flower, dart board, army, Shakespeare combo. On the remix, we find a babe whose towel is falling down. Why there is a white apple on the window ledge is another question, and one that may have escaped your attention given that with the towel having fallen down, the babe is all but naked. Descend!
When The Mock Turtles ask a question such as Can You Dig It? We would expect that the original single cover artwork might give an indication of what it is that they are expecting us to dig. On the remix we find out more about the situation. It seems there is a pile of dirt that needs digging, but rather than wait for us to do it, they have invited some young babe to do the digging. It is obviously hot work as she seems to have needed to remove all of her clothes other than her socks and shoes. Humid!
Grace is asking a good question when she questions If I Could Fly. If she could fly, she might look a little different to the image on the original single front cover artwork. She might, in reality, look more like the babe on the remix who has swapped her business-like suit, for some flowing wings that may well give her enough elevation to take off. Even if she couldn't fly, it makes for better cover artwork. Rotate!
Not content with The Model, Kraftwerk also bring us some Showroom Dummies. To be fair to the band, on the original single cover artwork, they do look rather fake, but probably a little too realistic to be real mannequins. On the remix we find three showroom dummies who are all naked. One is a mannequin, the other two are dummies. Can you tell which is which? Bodypaint!
There is surely nothing like a Fire to warm you up on a cold autumn evening, is there? Well if the original single cover artwork that Kasabian produced was to be our guide, that would not be the case. On the remix, though, we find a babe who is obviously being warmed by the blazing fire behind her, to the extent that she has felt the need to remove most of her clothes to cool down. Icy!