Naked Truth - Jeanette 
Thursday, 17 November, 2016, 05:16 - Albums Of The 2000s
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jeanet naked truth remixjeanet naked truth 1We so enjoy remixing artwork for singles or albums which have 'naked' in the title. On this occasion it is the turn of Jeanette and her album Naked Truth. The original cover shows the singer sitting quietly in a corner but is she naked? No. And that's the truth! On the remix we find a couple whose nakedness has been discovered, a fact about which they do not appear completely happy. Ain't that the truth! Honestly!
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Full Moon - Brandy 
Wednesday, 6 July, 2016, 05:15 - Albums Of The 2000s, Remi-XXX-es
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brandy full moon remixxbrandy full moon 1Another in our occasional series of XXX-rated remixes that we like to call 'remi-XXX-es'. Today it is the turn of R&B singer Brandy and her album Full Moon. On the original cover we find a picture of the singer, and of the moon, so a reasonably good score for artistic interpretation. On the remix we find three babes, lit only by moonlight, who are mooning, but instead of just showing their asses, they are conducting a 'full moon' - a full frontal version of the more traditional 'half moon' where only the buttocks are exposed. These three babes are very exposed. Lunar!
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Bare Stripped Naked - Bettie Serveert 
Saturday, 25 June, 2016, 05:06 - Albums Of The 2000s
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bettie serveert bare stripped naked remixbettie serveert bare stripped naked 1Three words that are commonly used here at AllBum.Art, Bare Stripped Naked but this time altogether in a single album title by Bettie Serveert. Whether Ms Serveert is any of the aforementioned adjectives is unclear from orange-tinted cover of her album. On the remix we find a babe who is all of the adjectives and is holding up the clothes she has removed to prove her point. Buff!
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Costello Music - The Fratellis 
Sunday, 12 June, 2016, 05:09 - Albums Of The 2000s
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fratellis costello music remixfratellis costello music 1We have to admit to being easily confused by what the hell the designers of some album artwork were trying to do. Take, for example, Costello Music by The Fratellis. Not only have we no idea what Costello Music actually is, but the cover tells us only that to listen to it you should ideally be female, wearing 1960s corsets and stockings, and play the record on a phonograph. Equally, the remix says nothing about the situation either, other than that there are now three modern babes who are also wearing stockings, and seem to be holding colored spoons. Stir!
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Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space - Spiritualized 
Sunday, 5 June, 2016, 13:19 - Albums Of The 2000s
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spiritualized ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space remixspiritualized ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space 1Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space, is what Spiritualized tell us. But their album artwork says otherwise. The original cover says that we are floating in a world consisting of a number of circles. Maybe that is what space looks like but we think the remix looks more like it as a babe tries to stop the encroaching planets and asteroids by fending them off with her naked body. Leave us floating in that space would you, not the spiritualized one. By Jove!
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Reflections - Carly Simon 
Monday, 23 May, 2016, 05:28 - Albums Of The 2000s
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carly simon reflections remixcarly simon reflections 1Reflections is Carly Simon's greatest hits album. On the original cover artwork we find Ms Simon grinning inanely at us. On the remix we find a couple of differences. Firstly the babe in the picture has a very clear reflection in the mirror behind her. Secondly, we thing she has some of the greatest tits that you could find on an album cover or two. So there you have it, two changes that quite literally matter not one bit, but make a big small difference to the quality of the resulting result.
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Books - Belle And Sebastian 
Wednesday, 30 March, 2016, 05:38 - Albums Of The 2000s
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belle and sebastian books remixbelle and sebastian books 1Time for a rare album (as opposed to a single) remix from us here at AllBum.Art. The original cover of Books by Belle And Sebastian fails in so many ways that it really isn't of any value to count them. Instead, let's focus on the remix where we find a room full of books. Oh, and just to lighten the picture a little, there's a babe sat in the room reading a book. And she seems very smitten with the book, in several shades of grey. Dictionary!
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Come Clean - Puddle Of Mudd 
Tuesday, 23 February, 2016, 05:42 - Albums Of The 2000s
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puddle of mud come clean remixpuddle of mud come clean 1We really have absolutely no idea what Puddle Of Mudd were trying to depict on the original album cover artwork for Come Clean. A little boy peeing against a bush says nothing to us. On the remix, though, one thing is obvious - the babe is clean, having just gotten out of her bath. Why she wore pantyhose and heels in the bath is not clear but you can be assured that if you want to come clean, you need a clean babe to begin with. Shiny!
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Analogue - A-Ha 
Thursday, 4 February, 2016, 05:17 - Albums Of The 2000s, Remi-XXX-es
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a ha analogue remixxa ha analogue 1This marks the last in our short, XXX-rated remix run of artwork around the topic of anal. Today it is the turn of A-Ha and their album Analogue. The original cover shows the band members looking very coy at the back of an odd painted backdrop. In the remix we find a babe who is taking a log in her ass, an 'anal-log' you might say, if you were the kind of sick person that produces these remixes, like us. Woody!
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Christmas Collection - Andy Williams 
Wednesday, 23 December, 2015, 05:02 - Albums Of The 2000s, Christmas Crackers
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andy williams christmas collection 2andy williams christmas collection 1Happy Holiday is just one of the many classic seasonal songs on the Christmas Collection by Andy Williams. On the original cover we find Mr Williams smiling at us amidst a wintery scene evidenced by a few fuzzy snowflakes. On the remix we find a collection that we think would make Mr Williams proud - a collection - that is - of beautiful babes dressed in very festive outfits. A collection that makes the Christmas spirit flow, deep and crisp and heaven. Divisive!
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