Here at AllBum.Art we try and abide by the submission guidelines that we have set for other. But occasionally, a piece of work comes along that is so desperate to be remixed that it would almost be a crime to do so, even if it breaks the rules. Oral Tradition, the 2015 album by Greo, is just such a case. Not only is the original cover terrible, but there is such an obvious remix opportunity that it would be missing a big opportunity if we overlooked it. So, we bring you our first 'RemiXXX' - an X-Rated remix. So what is so X-rated about the remixxx of this album. Do we really need to spell that out...? Sucker!

We kind of like the original cover of Hot And Wet (Believe It) by Tzant as it hints at the notion of naughtiness by having a dominatrix clad babe hiding behind a do not disturb motel door sign. Like it, but not love it. The remix shows a babe who is hot and wet. Hot because she is a babe. Wet because she is standing under a shower. Trent, who works behind the scenes at AllBum.Art suggested that we should have used a mug of coffee for the remix as that is hot and wet too. Thanks Trent, hope you're suitably ashamed of your lame suggestion. Tea!

Another day, another remix about flying. The original cover of I'll Fly For You by Spandau Ballet shows a hairy-chested coal mine worker pretending to fly by holding out his arms in the shape of ineffectual wings. The remix shows an air hostess who is inviting us on board her aircraft. Would you like to fly for her, or with her, or even skip the flying part altogether, in the altogether. Decide!

Another remix from those nutty London boys, Madness. Return Of The Los Palmas 7 sees the boys being badly drawn as cartoons on the front cover of the artwork for their single. Los Palmas, if you weren't aware, is apparently the British equivalent of Palm Springs, and we have thus remixed the cover to show a more likely scene from Los Palmas, that of 7 hot babes enjoying the sunshine. They aren't wearing much, except suntan lotion, clever girls. Slippy!

How can you show your face when you're a disgrace to the human race? That's what Madness sing in their single Embarassm.. nope, we mean Embarrasm... no that's not right either. Is it one 'r' and two 's's or what? Oh, right, it's two 'r's and two 's's, so it's called Embarrassmment then? No, only one 'm'. We give up. Anyhow the girl on the remix is clearly embaras.. whatever.. about her situation as she seems to have lost most of her clothing and is standing around on a table in the middle of a bar. Shy!

Have we remixed a folk song before? We honestly can't remember, but All Around My Hat by Steeleye Span is unashamedly folky. The original cover looks like the band have been on some kind of mind melting medications. The remix is much more folky and far more straightforward and instead of the mind melting medications, we have a babe whose hat is bedecked (is that a word?) with vegetation of the most colorful nature. Maybe we should stick to making remixed artwork and not trying to speak in the floral folk vernacular. Jingle!

Another autumn (or fall for those who speak the president's English and not the queen's) themed remix. When Sky Motion sing of Autumn Dreams, a glacial forest lake is not the first thing that springs to mind (get it, spring - it's another season). What is summoned (OK, not quite summer but a good try none the less) to mind is leaves of many colors, fallen (fall get it?) to the ground, and of course, a hot babe standing amongst them. Wonder if her name is winter? Solstice!

Two remixes of the same song, no less. Yes, we have already remixed an earlier version of Forever Autumn, but today it is the turn of Justin Hayward to face the remix treatment. Mr Hayward's version comes from the epic musical, War Of The Worlds. On the original cover we find a scene from the story, with an alien podule having landed on some wasteland or other. On the remix we find a babe lying around in an autumnal forest scene. You can choose which version you like the best. Fall!

Welcome To The Dance... inside the dance you will find a blurry beach and... err... well, a blurry beach. What more could you want from the dance? Well, Des Mitchell, when we are welcomed to the dance, we expect much more than a blurry beach. We expect some kind of dancing display of some kind, preferably involving sexy babes. So you will forgive us for remixing your otherwise blurry single cover with something a bit more 'dance'. Jive!

When you are casually surfing the internet and you find a picture of a topless girl painted blue (as you do), what is your first thought? Here at AllBum.Art, it is, 'ooh - there ought to be a good use for this photo to remix the cover artwork of a song'. And the song we have remixed using this picture is Blue (Da Ba Dee) by Eiffel 65. We have no idea what the song is about, or indeed why such a stupid song exists, but we do know that the remix, featuring the aforementioned blue topless girl is a lot better than the original cover. Cyan!