Oral Tradition - Greo 
Friday, 20 November, 2015, 16:08 - Albums Of The 2010s, Remi-XXX-es
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greo oral tradition remixxgreo oral tradition 1Here at AllBum.Art we try and abide by the submission guidelines that we have set for other. But occasionally, a piece of work comes along that is so desperate to be remixed that it would almost be a crime to do so, even if it breaks the rules. Oral Tradition, the 2015 album by Greo, is just such a case. Not only is the original cover terrible, but there is such an obvious remix opportunity that it would be missing a big opportunity if we overlooked it. So, we bring you our first 'RemiXXX' - an X-Rated remix. So what is so X-rated about the remixxx of this album. Do we really need to spell that out...? Sucker!
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Odd 1 Out - Guvna B 
Sunday, 25 October, 2015, 05:40 - Albums Of The 2010s
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guvna b odd 1 out remixguvna b odd 1 out 1Odd 1 Out, yeah, right, like that's not an original title for an album. Well anyway, rant over, it seems that Guvna B did reasonably well with his album cover putting himself as the odd one out in-between two grey zeros. The remix adds a little color to this monochromatic scene but retains the odd one out. Can you spot which girl is the odd one out? Yes, it's the one at the end. All the others are called Jenny, but she is called Terry. Bet you didn't spot that did you? Jinx!
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Take Me To Church - Hozier 
Sunday, 19 July, 2015, 05:44 - Albums Of The 2010s, Singles Of The 2010s
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hozier take me to church 2hozier take me to church 1It is Sunday. Amen. So where should we go? Well according to Hozier we should Take Me To Church. What is the attraction with church (other than, of course, eternal salvation from our naughty sins)? It seems to be a weird parrot-human-newspaper-pipework hybrid. No, that won't do. The remix, however, does provide a good solid reason to go to church (other than the aforementioned salvation) and that is that there appears to be a lingerie clad babe waiting to see us. Pray!
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First Serve - De La Soul 
Tuesday, 28 April, 2015, 05:48 - Albums Of The 2010s
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de la soul first serve remixde la soul first serve 1Another remix for Long Island hip-hop gangstas De La Soul, and the first of two in a series of remixes which, for no particular reason, focus on tennis. The original cover of First Serve shows the band sitting around doing what hip-hop gangstas do - playing with money and looking threatening. The remix shows a babe who is clearly ready for her first serve in the game of tennis. You choose which you prefer? Deuce!
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X - Ed Sheeran 
Sunday, 12 April, 2015, 05:59 - Albums Of The 2010s
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ed sheeran x remixed sheeran x 1Now you might think that the title of Ed Sheeran's album X reflects some kind of adult theme. In reality it is just an abbreviation for multiply. But that doesn't stop us here at AllBum.Art from ignoring this fact and providing a remix that has an adult theme. In this case the X-rated content is provided by a babe holding two fluorescent light bulbs crossed in the center to form an X. Glowing!
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Santa's Funk And Soul Party - Various Artists 
Friday, 19 December, 2014, 05:33 - Albums Of The 2010s, Christmas Crackers
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santas funk and soul xmas party remixsantas funk and soul xmas party 1A compilation of funky and soulful holiday hits, Santa's Funk And Soul Party is just another holiday hopeful hijacking the season to sell some stock. Sorry, alliteration attack. Anyhow, the original cover shows what even Santa would regard as a rather slim party. Just two people, and still wearing their scarves and coats despite appearing to be indoors. In the remixmas we see a group of babes who are all dressed for the office party. The AllBum.Art office party that is! Photocopier!
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Sadnecessary - Milky Chance 
Thursday, 7 August, 2014, 05:23 - Albums Of The 2010s
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milky chance sad necessary remixmilky chance sad necessary 1Sadnecessary - surely there is a space missing. And the cover of this Milky Chance album is also missing something. Any sign of any milk; anything sad; or anything necessary. Good job that we here at AllBum.Art are here to provide you with our poor quality, low-brow remixes. In the remix we see Milk - plenty of it. And a naked babe in a bath. But the milk is covering her up. Well most of her...! Lactic!
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Electraglide - Satan's Cheerleaders 
Friday, 13 June, 2014, 05:44 - Albums Of The 2010s
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satans cheerleaders electraglide remixsatans cheerleaders electraglide 1Fans of Satan's Cheerleaders will already be aware that their songs are not normally about cheerleaders. In that respect the remix of their 2012 album cover is a bit of a misnomer because we have replaced the cartoon of a dog almost being run over by a car with a naked cheerleader, which is not strictly accurate. Then again, do you need an excuse for a picture of a naked cheerleader? No, we thought not, especially on Friday 13th. Pom pom!
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Christmas - Michael Bublé 
Sunday, 23 December, 2012, 12:13 - Albums Of The 2010s, Christmas Crackers
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michael buble christmas 1Micheal, Michael, Michael. Why, oh why, oh why, do you insist on calling yourself Boob Lay? It makes for the easiest jokes on your album covers of all time. This 2011 album, unexcitedly called Christmas has the Canadian crooner's caramel voice pouring over slinky silky Christmas songs. And what picture do we get for our hard earned dollars? Well, none other than Mr Bublé himself who appears to have bought a Christmas present for someone or other and is attempting to deliver it in the middle of a snow-storm. Not a sensible move, but then again probably a quicker way to get things delivered than using the Canadian postal system which, as everyone knows, is actually run by penguins.

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michael buble christmas 2It seems just too easy to replace Mr Bublé's cover with an alternative. But easy is simple and simple is quick and easy. And so Mr Bublé has been replaced by a very (very) busty lady who is wearing a Christmas hat and a Christmas jacket of some kind and may even have been wearing a Christmas bra (which might even have been to Canadian seasonal standards). However her boobs are so large that whatever she was wearing seems to have been unable to hold them and now they just lay there in front of her. Hence we now have an album that can rightly be called Christmas with Micheal Boob Lay. Voila (as they say in Montréal).

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