Ten - Gabriella Cilmi 
Monday, 23 October, 2017, 05:52 - Albums Of The 2010s
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gabriella cilmi ten 2gabriella cilmi ten 1An album called Ten by none other than Gabriella Cilmi, no less. Now the question is what it is that Ms Cilmi is trying to suggest can be categorized as a ten on the original front cover artwork. Is it that she is a size ten? Or that she rates herself as ten out of ten? We don't know. On the remix we side-step that whole issue by replacing Ms Cilmi with ten babes. Maybe one of them is a ten out of ten, or maybe not. Who's counting? Tally!
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Hat Full Of Stars - Cyndi Lauper 
Tuesday, 17 October, 2017, 05:15 - Albums Of The 1990s
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cyndi lauper hat full of stars remixcyndi lauper hat full of stars 1We would probably score the original album cover artwork for Hat Full Of Stars by Cyndi Lauper close to 100% as it features the artist, holding a hat against a starry backdrop and so all the elements are present. The remix would actually score less, as it doesn't feature Ms Lauper but instead we find a mystical looking babe, wearing a mystical hat with a star on it, standing against a starry background. Which would you score highest? Let us know. Aldebran!
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Laundry Service - Shakira 
Friday, 13 October, 2017, 05:47 - Albums Of The 2000s
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shakira laundry service 2shakira laundry service 1What do you expect from your Laundry Service? If it is one provided by Shakira, it will be no more than having Ms Ripoll come and sit looking a bit pouty, at least that is what the original album cover artwork tells us. On the remix we find a far more practical laundry service, as a babe is doing the laundry for us. It seems it's getting very hot in the laundry room, so much so that she is having to undress. Steamy!
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She Wears Red Feathers - Guy Mitchell 
Saturday, 7 October, 2017, 10:32 - Albums Released Before 1960
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guy mitchell she wears red feathers 2guy mitchell she wears red feathers 1Whoa - this is going way back in time to 1953 - for the remix of the original cover artwork for She Wears Red Feathers (And A Huly-Huly Skirt) by Guy Mitchell. On the original cover we find Mr Mitchell smiling nonchalantly but no sign of anyone wearing any kind of feathers or huly skirt. On the remix we find a babe who is wearing lots of red feathers and if that is what counts as a huly-huly skirt, it's no wonder it didn't make the original cover in 1953. Scarlet!
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Vintage - Michael Bolton 
Friday, 6 October, 2017, 05:27 - Albums Of The 2000s
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michael bolton vintage 2michael bolton vintage 1When Michael Bolton put together the original cover artwork for his album Vintage, it seems that his one guiding principle was to ensure that his face was front and center, no doubt reflecting his aging years and vintage status. Or perhaps the album was meant to be called Visage, not Vintage. Anyhow, on the remix we find a babe in vintage lingerie standing in front of a vintage automotive traction vehicle. Definitely vintage and not visage. Retro!
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Sheet Music - 10cc 
Thursday, 5 October, 2017, 05:21 - Albums Of The 1970s
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10cc sheet music remix10cc sheet music 1We can see what 10cc were trying to do with the original album cover artwork for Sheet Music, as they have pulled in the border surrounding the picture of the band members into the middle of the cover to make it look as if it is a sheet. Nice try. On the remix we just find a babe resting underneath a sheet, ready, or so it would seem, to make sweet music, though we can't see what instrument she plays. Flute!
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Dummy - Portishead 
Saturday, 29 July, 2017, 05:24 - Albums Of The 1990s
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portishead dummy remixportishead dummy 1Is that a Dummy pictured on the original front cover artwork of this album from Portishead? It looks more like a zombie than a dummy, and the blurry nature of the shot doesn't help clarify the truth. On the remix the truth is much clearer, as we find a naked babe who is real, and another who is a dummy. Of course we have no idea if the real babe is also a dummy, or whether she is smart, but as she seems to be making out with a mannequin, we can only assume she isn't that bright. Stupid!
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Rainforest - Paul Hardcastle 
Thursday, 27 July, 2017, 05:52 - Albums Of The 1980s
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paul hardcastle rainforest remixpaul hardcastle rainforest 1Dear Paul Hardcastle,

The next time you release an album and want someone to help with putting the artwork together, please get in touch.

The original cover for your album Rainforest fails on so many fronts, it isn't worth thinking about. Where is the rain, and where is the forest? Unless you class that fuzz of a hairstyle as a forest.

Instead take our remix and think of how cool it would have been if you had thought of putting a babe standing under a big leave in a rainforest on your original artwork.

Yours sincerely,

The AllBum.Art team.
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Joyride - Roxette 
Sunday, 16 July, 2017, 05:24 - Albums Of The 1990s
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roxette joyride remixroxette joyride 1What does a Joyride look like? According to Roxette, it looks like an elephant, some light bulbs and some nondescript theater scenery props. Not for AllBum.Art! For us, it looks like an old fella being ridden by a young girl who is way above his pay grade. Then again, maybe he has paid for this particular joy. Does he look like the kind of guy who would do that, and does she look like the kind of babe who would accept that. Scenery!
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Hounds Of Love - Kate Bush 
Sunday, 9 July, 2017, 05:26 - Albums Of The 1980s
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kate bush hounds of love remixkate bush hounds of love 1Another remix for Kate Bush, this time for her 1985 album Hounds Of Love. On the original album cover artwork we find Ms Bush lying down with two mutts who she seems to like, so nearly full marks for sticking to the brief and showing off the singer and the title of the album. On the remix we find a different babe with two similar looking hounds. She is taking them for a walk, for some reason toplessly. Doggy!
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