Scary Monsters (And Super Creeps) - David Bowie 
Friday, 28 October, 2016, 05:34 - Albums Of The 1980s, Singles Of The 1980s, Halloween Hits
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david bowie scary monsters remixdavid bowie scary monsters 1Another in this week's series of Halloween remixes by none other than David Bowie. His album Scary Monsters and his single Scary Monsters (And Super Creeps) makes ideal material for a remix, not least because the original cover isn't particularly scary or creepy at all. On the remix, though, we find a babe being chased by all manner of scary creeps and super monsters and as they have been coming for her, it seems she has found that the best way to fend them off is to pull her panties down. Now in most cases, people use garlic and crosses to fend of monsters but if this works, who are we to intervene. Experiment!
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10c A Dance - The Flirts 
Friday, 14 October, 2016, 05:24 - Albums Of The 1980s
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flirts 10c a dance remixflirts 10c a dance 1You don't get much for 10c, but if you ask The Flirts, this is the going rate for a dance with the, or at least it is if the title of their album 1c A Dance is to be believed. On the remix we find a much more realistic situation based on inflation and today's paid dancing sector, as a babe is available to dance for you but clearly at a much higher rate running into several dollars, if not tens of dollars. Maybe $10 a dance is more realistic? Expensive!
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Winner In You - Patti Labelle 
Monday, 12 September, 2016, 05:49 - Albums Of The 1980s
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patti labelle winner in you remixpatti labelle winner in you 1We got a bit confused when remixing Winner In You by Patti Labelle as you will see. On the original album cover artwork is what appears to be a Polaroid picture of Ms Labelle, though whether this is a winner or not is down to your tastes. On the remix we find a babe who thinks she has won something, as you can tell by her thrusting her arms into the air. It seems that not only is the winner in you but that to win she seems to have had to thrust something into her as well. Juxtaposed!
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Back In The High Life - Steve Winwood 
Sunday, 14 August, 2016, 05:52 - Albums Of The 1980s, Singles Of The 1980s
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steve winwood back in the high life 2steve winwood back in the high life 1Back In The High Life by Steve Winwood was both a single and an album and continues our theme of flying. On the original cover we find Mr Winwood smiling at something, though the picture is so blurry, it's not evident what that something might be. The remix may answer the question, as we find that the pilot of the plane that is taking Mr Winwood to the high life is really hot and is not wearing a traditional pilot's uniform but far far less. Runway!
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Ace Of Spades - Motorhead 
Thursday, 26 May, 2016, 05:46 - Albums Of The 1980s, Singles Of The 1980s
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motorhead ace of spades remixmotorhead ace of spades 1The Ace Of Spades - is this simply a playing card, or is it someone who is expert at digging? If we use the original album (and single of the same name) cover artwork to try and answer this question we find no more information, other than that the band members could probably use someone to help with their gardening. On the remix we find a babe who appears to be losing at cards, presumably strip poker as she is on her way to nakedness. Does she have an ace of spades? No. But she does have the four of spades in her hand. Handy!
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Juicy Fruit - Mtume 
Monday, 7 March, 2016, 05:25 - Albums Of The 1980s
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mtume juicy fruit 2mtume juicy fruit 1The original cover of Juicy Fruit by Mtume shows the band looking less than fruity, and certainly not particularly juicy. Thank goodness then for the remix in which we find a juicy looking babe bending over towards a bowl of fruit, which are most certainly fruity. Thinking about it, the babe is quite fruity too, making the whole thing far more appropriate, or not, depending on your view on bananas and all that. Apple!
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Hard Candy Christmas - Dolly Parton 
Sunday, 20 December, 2015, 05:52 - Albums Of The 1980s, Christmas Crackers
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dolly parton hard candy christmas 2dolly parton hard candy christmas 1What exactly is a Hard Candy Christmas, as sung to us by Dolly Parton? If the original cover of this festive track tells us anything related to this question, it is that Ms Parton thinks that wearing a Santa outfit and standing in snow-filled scenery is meant to answer it. The remix shows what a real hard candy xmas might be like, with a babe whose chilly bits are only covered by candy that, in the cold, would be very hard indeed... and the candy. Brittle!
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Garage Days Part II - Metallica 
Saturday, 7 November, 2015, 05:04 - Albums Of The 1980s
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metallica garage days 2metallica garage days 1Today's AllBum.Art remix is for Metallica's album Garage Days Part II (or Garage Days Re-Revisited Part II to give it its full mane). The original cover shows... well not much at all, just the Metallica logo, a stylized skull and cross-bones, and the title of the album. The remix shows a babe standing around in a garage during the day. No-one seems to be parked in the garage but that's maybe a good thing, as the babe concerned does not appear to be wearing any clothes. Park!
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Off The Wall - Michael Jackson 
Thursday, 24 September, 2015, 05:35 - Albums Of The 1980s
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michael jackson off the wall remixmichael jackson off the wall 1If we had saved up all of the remixes of covers of songs or albums by Michael Jackson that we here at AllBum.Art have produced, we'd have enough for a week-long special or thereabouts. Today it's the turn of his popular 1980s album Off The Wall. The original cover would score very highly featuring, as it does, both Mr Jackson and a wall. The remix therefore would score slightly lower as gone is Mr Jackson and in his place is a hot babe. The wall is still there. And when you think about it, you'd probably rather score the remix after all. We would. Brick!
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Street Songs - Rick James 
Sunday, 20 September, 2015, 05:15 - Albums Of The 1980s
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rick james street songs remixrick james street songs 1If there's one thing we particularly enjoy remixing here at AllBum.Art, it's albums or singles with the word 'street' in their title. Why? Because it gives us the opportunity to use a picture from one of our favorite topics, naked babes walking down streets. Don't ask why this is such a fixation with us, just enjoy this remix of Street Songs by Rick James in which the original cover has been replaced by a nearly naked babe on a street. Obvious!
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