You'll Never Know - Hi-Gloss 
Thursday, 20 October, 2016, 05:54 - Singles Of The 1980s
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hi gloss youll never know 2hi gloss youll never know 1You'll Never Know anything about the song if the only information from Hi-Gloss that you had to go on was the cover of their single. Well, perhaps you would know that there was a babe painted in hi-gloss paint. The remix, to be fair, doesn't really help. All that we have done is taken a step backwards to survey the scene from a wider perspective. What is revealed is no more informative, sadly. Perspective!
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Another Day In Paradise - Phil Collins 
Wednesday, 19 October, 2016, 05:07 - Singles Of The 1980s
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phil collins another day in paradise 2phil collins another day in paradise 1What does Another Day In Paradise look like? If we are to believe the cover of Phil Collins' single, it looks like a monochrome, sullen experience. No! That's not what another day in paradise looks like. It looks like a sunny beach with a blue sky and golden sand. And to make it paradise a hot naked babe is waiting on a bench for you. Now that's paradise. Eden!
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Oblivious - Aztec Camera 
Tuesday, 18 October, 2016, 05:04 - Singles Of The 1980s
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aztec camera oblivious remixaztec camera oblivious 1So, where do we start with the original cover of Oblivious by Aztec Camera? For starters, the girl may be oblivious to something, but what it is that she is oblivious to? And is she Aztec? Well she may be but then again, she could just be wearing a vaguely south American scarf. Thank goodness, then, for the remix in which we find a babe who is oblivious to the fact that her naked body is being espied by a dude peering at her from behind her bedroom door. Unbeknownst!
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Rat In Mi Kitchen - UB40 
Sunday, 16 October, 2016, 05:56 - Singles Of The 1980s
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ub40 rat in mi kitchen remixub40 rat in mi kitchen 1Two in a row (that's the whole weekend) for UB40. On the original cover for Rat In Mi Kitchen, we find a red and yellow rat with a black and white tail, sniffing around the name of the band. But where is the kitchen? On the remix we find a babe who is trying to catch a rat that has been let loose in her kitchen, who, it seems, has managed to chew off all of her clothes (except her heels oddly). Let's hope she catches it soon before it chews anything else. Pinch!
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Red Red Wine - UB40 
Saturday, 15 October, 2016, 05:51 - Singles Of The 1980s
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ub40 red red wine remixub40 red red wine 1Another remix for those reggae rebels UB40. The original cover artwork for Red Red Wine shows the band posing for the camera (that old thing again). But there is no wine anywhere. On the remix we find three babes, each with a glass of red wine in their hand. It seems they may have had a little too much wine already as at least two of them have neglected to remember to dress properly for the camera. Vino!
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All Fall Down - Ultravox 
Thursday, 13 October, 2016, 05:16 - Singles Of The 1980s
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ultravox all fall down remixultravox all fall down 1Another remix for Scottish songsters Ultravox. This time it is for their 1986 single, All Fall Down. The original cover fails on so many fronts, it's not even worth discussing. The remix is worth discussing, as we find a group of babes who have all fallen down. It is worth discussing because it is not clear why they have fallen down. Have they been poisoned, or are they exhausted from some unseen physical activity? It all adds to the mystery. Trip!
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Doctorin' The Tardis - The Timelords 
Monday, 10 October, 2016, 05:07 - Singles Of The 1980s
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timelords doctorin the tardis 2timelords doctorin the tardis 1Continuing the outer space theme from yesterday a bit, here's a remix of Doctorin' The Tardis by The Timelords. The original cover has a car that claims to be a Ford Timelord, and also claims to have made a record. On the remix we find the tardis (a British police box for the uninitiated) with a guy and a busy babe standing in front of it. Is the doctor in the tardis? Isn't he not always never on the outer inside? Mystery!
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Some Girls - Racey 
Tuesday, 4 October, 2016, 05:50 - Singles Of The 1980s
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racey some girls remixracey some girls 1Oh dear. Where do we begin with the cover artwork for Some Girls by Racey? It is another of those 'let's showcase the good looking band members' types of cover (we really should coin a term for such covers) and is lacking in two very important respects:
  1. It's not in any way racey. And,
  2. There isn't even one girl, let alone some girls on the cover.
The remix solves both these problems as there are now some girls on the cover, and being the racey type, they appear to be bare. Vroom!
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Class/Style (I've Got It) - Linda Lewis 
Monday, 3 October, 2016, 05:41 - Singles Of The 1980s
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linda lewis class style 2linda lewis class style 1Linda Lewis tells us that Class/Style (I've Got It). Probably, for the 1980s, her denim jacket and pearl necklace and earrings were the height of style and class, but we aren't so sure. On the remix we find a babe in a hat, lacy panties and high heels which we think looks far more classy and stylish, in a minimalist kind of way. Even if it's not class or style, she's certainly got it! Ravishing!
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Orange Crush - R.E.M. 
Wednesday, 7 September, 2016, 05:53 - Singles Of The 1980s
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rem orange crush remixrem orange crush 1R.E.M. are regaling us again with their melancholy tones. However, the original single cover artwork for Orange Crush does not provide us with any clue as to what is orange and what is being crushed, whatsoever. On the remix we find a babe dress in orange stockings holding a fierce looking whip. We sense that she could crush anyone quite easily by whacking them, or maybe just walking all over them in her high heels. Mandarin!
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