Shake Ya Ass - Mystikal 
Sunday, 11 October, 2015, 05:49 - Singles Of The 2010s
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mystikal shake ya ass remixmystikal shake ya ass 1We are disappointed with Mystikal because on the original cover of his single Shake Ya Ass, the one thing that ought to have been shown, is not shown. And that thing, the thing that should have been shown is a babe with an ass that could do with shakin'. Thank AllBum.Art then for ensuring that this glaring omission is correctly dealt with through the medium of a remix because there, on the remixed cover, is a babe whose ass is definitely one that could, and should be shaken. Bubble!
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Born Naked - Ru Paul 
Saturday, 29 August, 2015, 05:28 - Singles Of The 2010s
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ru paul born naked remixru paul born naked 1Born Naked. Of course that's true of anyone, even Ru Paul. But we don't think that Mr Paul (or is it Mrs Paul, we never know) was specifically meaning that. Or at least even if (s)he was, there's scope for a sexy remix. And on the sexy remix are two babes. One has already been born and the other is yet to be born. Both are naked and thus any ambiguity, other than that relating to Mr(s) Paul is removed. Like clothes. Flambo!
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Starships Over Alice - Arctic Moon 
Friday, 28 August, 2015, 05:24 - Singles Of The 2010s
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arctic moon starships over alice remixarctic moon starships over alice 1Let us not, in any way, focus on how crapulent the original cover of Starships Over Alice by Arctic Moon is, but instead focus on how the cromulent the remix has become. And why is the remix so improved? The simple addition of Alice, at least that is what we believe her name to be, who is fighting a space war with starships over her head using lasers built into her boobs. Futuristic yet dauntingly retro. Zap!
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Take Me To Church - Hozier 
Sunday, 19 July, 2015, 05:44 - Albums Of The 2010s, Singles Of The 2010s
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hozier take me to church 2hozier take me to church 1It is Sunday. Amen. So where should we go? Well according to Hozier we should Take Me To Church. What is the attraction with church (other than, of course, eternal salvation from our naughty sins)? It seems to be a weird parrot-human-newspaper-pipework hybrid. No, that won't do. The remix, however, does provide a good solid reason to go to church (other than the aforementioned salvation) and that is that there appears to be a lingerie clad babe waiting to see us. Pray!
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New Flame - Chris Brown Featuring Usher & Rick Ross 
Wednesday, 15 July, 2015, 05:29 - Singles Of The 2010s
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chris brown usher rick ross new flame 2chris brown usher rick ross new flame 1Another blazing hot remix, this time for New Flame by Chris Brown who is incapable of making a song in his own right and therefore needs to feature Usher and Rick Ross. We like the original cover of the single, with the seemingly naked babe silhouetted in fire and as such, our remix really doesn't add that much, expect to turn up the heat on the babe in flame and focus more fiendishly on her fiery frame. Yo, yo, yo!
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Fire - Julie Bergan 
Tuesday, 14 July, 2015, 05:24 - Singles Of The 2010s
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julie bergan fire remixjulie bergan fire 1Yes, there's a definite theme in the air here at AllBum.Art. A theme that sets remixes ablaze, a theme of fire and flame. Today is is the turn of Julie Bergan and her single Fire for the treatment. The original cover shows a smiling Ms Bergan but where is the flame, where is the fire? The remix shows a babe behind some fiery flames. It is not Ms Bergan but whoever she is, she needs to be careful as she seems precariously close to the fire. Blaze!
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I Am Not A Robot - Marina & The Diamonds 
Saturday, 11 July, 2015, 05:14 - Singles Of The 2010s
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marina diamonds i am not a robot remixmarina diamonds i am not a robot 1Marina & The Diamonds sing a song to tell us that I Am Not A Robot. But how can we tell? The original cover supplies us with no evidence as to whether the cover girl is a robot or not. On the remix we have asked her to take some clothes of so that we can see if she is a robot or not, and what do you know, it would appear that, in fact, she is a robot. Shame on the band for misleading us in that way. Cyber!
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Girl On Fire - Alicia Keys 
Friday, 10 July, 2015, 05:06 - Singles Of The 2010s
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alicia keys girl on fire remixalicia keys girl on fire 1We're having a bit of a run on songs about flames and fire and to add to that collection, here comes a remix of Girl On Fire by Alicia Keys. On the original cover artwork we see Ms Cook (her real name) who is arguably pretty hot, but on fire? The remix solves this as we ass a girl, who is literally on fire. Flaming hot, you might say. A barbequed babe, a fiery female, a glowing girl. You get the general idea. Scorching!
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Come And Get My Love - Reea 
Sunday, 14 June, 2015, 05:51 - Singles Of The 2010s
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reea come and get my love 2reea come and get my love 1With a song with a title of Come And Get My Love, what we, at AllBum.Art would expect to find on the cover is an alluring babe, enticing us to go get it. What we have on the original cover artwork is a picture of Reea, looking sultry. On the whole, this does the required job, but we felt a little remix to put an even more alluring, sultry babe on the cover couldn't hurt and so that's what we've done. Sorry Reea. Apologetic!
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Come And Get It - Selina Gomez 
Saturday, 13 June, 2015, 05:46 - Singles Of The 2010s
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selina gomez come and get it 1selina gomez come and get it rem1xselina gomez come and get it rem2x
Another triple-play for you from AllBum.Art. On the original cover of Come And Get It by Selena Gomez, we see Ms Gomez trying to encourage us to come and get what exactly? Her dental plan? No, that won't do. On the first remix we see a housewife who is making it patently clear what it is that we should be coming to get. On the second remix we see a much older lady (would it be fair to use the word granny) who is also making it clear what there is to be gotten, though whether you would want to go and get it is a decision we will leave to you. Fuzzy!
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