Army Of Lovers - Lee Ryan 
Sunday, 11 September, 2016, 09:59 - Singles Of The 2000s
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lee ryan army of lovers remixlee ryan army of lovers 1An Army Of Lovers, now if that is what Lee Ryan was truly offering then how come on the original single cover artwork there is nothing but a picture of himself? On the remix, this oversight is remedied as we find a whole army of babes who, as far as we can tell, are ready for love being, as it would seem, devoid of their clothes except for their boots and military hats. Without these, we wouldn't know that they were an army now would we? Military!
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Stop This Crazy Thing - Coldcut 
Saturday, 10 September, 2016, 05:35 - Singles Of The 1980s
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coldcut stop this crazy thing remixcoldcut stop this crazy thing 1Our instructions from Coldcut (Featuring Junior Reid & The Ahead Of Our Time Orchestra) is to Stop This Crazy Thing. The original single front cover artwork suggests that the crazy thing that needs stopping is some kind of wooden Godzilla intent on crushing the planet in its teeth. On the remix we find an even crazier thing, in the form of a babe who has clearly gone stark raving mad (and almost stark raving naked too). Help!
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Warm Wet Circles - Marillion 
Friday, 9 September, 2016, 05:53 - Singles Of The 1980s, Remi-XXX-es
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marillion warm wet circles remixxmarillion warm wet circles 1Two of our X-Rated remixes on two consecutive days. It must be the time of year for it. Today is is the turn of Marillion and their song Warm Wet Circles. Now we are not sure what you think of when you consider the notion of warm wet circles, but on the original single cover artwork it seems that the band thought that glass with a bullet through it, someone crying blood and a man with a lipstick kiss on his head would do it. Not so on the remix where we find a babe peeing and creating warm wet semi-circles. Well it's half way there. Diameter!
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Tear Me Apart - Suzi Quatro 
Thursday, 8 September, 2016, 05:25 - Singles Of The 1970s, Remi-XXX-es
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suzi quatro tear me apart remixxsuzi quatro tear me apart 1One in our rare and occasional series of X-rated remixes that we call remi-XXX-es. On the original single cover artwork for Tear Me Apart by Suzi Quatro, we find her screeching into a microphone whilst holding an electric guitar. Why this would tear anyone apart is unclear. On the remix we find a babe who is literally tearing herself apart by spreading herself so widely that a few more inches and she would break into two distinct yet symmetric pieces. Probably!
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Orange Crush - R.E.M. 
Wednesday, 7 September, 2016, 05:53 - Singles Of The 1980s
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rem orange crush remixrem orange crush 1R.E.M. are regaling us again with their melancholy tones. However, the original single cover artwork for Orange Crush does not provide us with any clue as to what is orange and what is being crushed, whatsoever. On the remix we find a babe dress in orange stockings holding a fierce looking whip. We sense that she could crush anyone quite easily by whacking them, or maybe just walking all over them in her high heels. Mandarin!
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Beachball - Nalin And Kane 
Tuesday, 6 September, 2016, 05:44 - Singles Of The 2000s, Summer Sizzlers
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nalin and kane beachball remixnalin and kane beachball 1It may seem a little late in the year to be adding to our summer sizzlers collection but it is still summer (in the Northern hemisphere) and though the days are getting shorter, they are still warm and comforting. So to business... The original single cover artwork for Beachball by Nalin And Kane has a great big ball pictured on a beach. Perfect. Well almost. The remix creates perfection by the addition of a babe leaning against the beach wall waiting for someone to join her for some kind of ball game. What kind of ball game did you have in mind? Sandy!
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Queen Of My Soul - Average White Band 
Monday, 5 September, 2016, 05:35 - Singles Of The 1970s
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awb queen of my soul remixawb queen of my soul 1Another remix for the Average White Band, this time for their single Queen Of My Soul. On the original single cover artwork, we can see the band members looking at something, but what it is that they are smiling at. On the remix we see the object of their attention, it is, of course, the queen of their souls who has a fancy tiara and necklace but other than those and her gloves, has forgotten her other regal regalia. Ballgown!
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Dreaming - Glen Goldsmith 
Sunday, 4 September, 2016, 05:27 - Singles Of The 1980s
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glen goldsmith dreaming remixglen goldsmith dreaming 1It may well be the case that Glen Goldsmith is (or was) in a dreamy mood when he posed for the picture on the original single cover artwork of Dreaming, but it's not that apparent from his gaze. On the remix we find a babe lounging on a chair, eyes closed, feet in the air, and as far as we can tell she is dreamy, or dreaming, or even day-dreaming. In the end it probably doesn't matter as she could be the subject of many dreams, dry or wet. Sleepy!
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Run To You - Whitney Houston 
Saturday, 3 September, 2016, 05:11 - Singles Of The 1990s
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whitney houston run to you remixwhitney houston run to you 1When Whitney Houston sings that she should Run To You, you might expect more from the original single cover artwork than a picture of Ms Houston, no matter how melancholy she is looking. What you might expect is a picture of a babe running towards you. So it's handy that on the remix, this is what you have. Why the babe is wearing little more than a pair of sneakers is a question that, to be realistic, no one is really asking. Jog!
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Boys In The Trees - Carly Simon 
Friday, 2 September, 2016, 05:03 - Albums Of The 1970s
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carly simon boys in the trees remixcarly simon boys in the trees 1There's nothing particularly wrong about the original album cover artwork for Boys In The Trees by Carly Simon, other than the fact that there are no boys and no trees. Instead we find Ms Simon putting on (or maybe taking off) her stockings. On the remix we have done nothing more than modernize this vista by replacing Ms Simon with a different babe who is also in the process of sorting out her stockings. Retro!
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