Pissin In The Wind - Badly Drawn Boy 
Wednesday, 14 September, 2016, 05:57 - Singles Of The 2000s, Remi-XXX-es
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Cover Artwork Remix of Badly Drawn Boy Pissin In The Wind Original Cover Artwork of Badly Drawn Boy Pissin In The Wind Badly Drawn Boy sing about Pissin In The Wind, but their original single cover artwork is neither windy nor pissy. On the X-rated remix, we find a babe who we are sure was drinking beer yesterday with Devlin (the observant will notice she is wearing the same shoes and sunglasses) and as we suspected has overdone it and needs to empty her bladder of the excess beverage. To that end she is squatting down pissin in the wind. Streamer!
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Warm Wet Circles - Marillion 
Friday, 9 September, 2016, 05:53 - Singles Of The 1980s, Remi-XXX-es
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Cover Artwork Remix of Marillion Warm Wet Circles Original Cover Artwork of Marillion Warm Wet Circles Two of our X-Rated remixes on two consecutive days. It must be the time of year for it. Today is is the turn of Marillion and their song Warm Wet Circles. Now we are not sure what you think of when you consider the notion of warm wet circles, but on the original single cover artwork it seems that the band thought that glass with a bullet through it, someone crying blood and a man with a lipstick kiss on his head would do it. Not so on the remix where we find a babe peeing and creating warm wet semi-circles. Well it's half way there. Diameter!
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Tear Me Apart - Suzi Quatro 
Thursday, 8 September, 2016, 05:25 - Singles Of The 1970s, Remi-XXX-es
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Cover Artwork Remix of Suzi Quatro Tear Me Apart Original Cover Artwork of Suzi Quatro Tear Me Apart One in our rare and occasional series of X-rated remixes that we call remi-XXX-es. On the original single cover artwork for Tear Me Apart by Suzi Quatro, we find her screeching into a microphone whilst holding an electric guitar. Why this would tear anyone apart is unclear. On the remix we find a babe who is literally tearing herself apart by spreading herself so widely that a few more inches and she would break into two distinct yet symmetric pieces. Probably!
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Oops Upside Your Head - The Gap Band 
Saturday, 23 July, 2016, 05:44 - Singles Of The 1980s, Remi-XXX-es
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Cover Artwork Remix of Gap Band Oops Upside Your Head Original Cover Artwork of Gap Band Oops Upside Your Head There is a tradition, in some circles, to dance to Oops Upside Your Head by The Gap Band by sitting down on the floor, one person behind another, and then flailing your arms around in time to the music whilst rocking backwards and forwards (no, trust us, there really is). We could not find a suitable picture of this dance, but we could find an unsuitable one of not quite doing the dance. Sadly, this forces the remix into the category of XXX-rated remi-XXX-es so there is a downside to the upside, or at least a back-side to it. Side!
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Full Moon - Brandy 
Wednesday, 6 July, 2016, 05:15 - Albums Of The 2000s, Remi-XXX-es
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Cover Artwork Remix of Brandy Full Moon Original Cover Artwork of Brandy Full Moon Another in our occasional series of XXX-rated remixes that we like to call 'remi-XXX-es'. Today it is the turn of R&B singer Brandy and her album Full Moon. On the original cover we find a picture of the singer, and of the moon, so a reasonably good score for artistic interpretation. On the remix we find three babes, lit only by moonlight, who are mooning, but instead of just showing their asses, they are conducting a 'full moon' - a full frontal version of the more traditional 'half moon' where only the buttocks are exposed. These three babes are very exposed. Lunar!
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Let Her Go - Passenger 
Tuesday, 21 June, 2016, 05:52 - Singles Of The 2010s, Remi-XXX-es
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Original Cover Artwork of Passenger Let Her Go Cover Artwork Remix of Passenger Let Her Go Cover Artwork Remix of Passenger Let Her Go
Not just a fabled AllBum.Art triple-play, but one of our rare X-Rated remixes. On the original single cover artwork for Let Her Go by Passenger, we can only ponder at who she is and why we need to let her go. Maybe he has tied up some babe to the ferris-wheel in the background. On the first remix we find a babe who has her hands and feed tied, so letting her go would free her to get back to whatever it was that she was doing naked on a wooden floor. On the second remi-XXX, we find a bane being held aloft by two guys. If they were to let her go she would fall to the floor and quite possibly injure herself and given she is wearing naught but some high heels, she might get covered in scratches and bruises. Perhaps best not to let her go then. Release!
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Surprise - Bizarre Inc 
Friday, 20 May, 2016, 05:37 - Singles Of The 1990s, Remi-XXX-es
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Cover Artwork Remix of Bizarre Inc Surprise Original Cover Artwork of Bizarre Inc Surprise Another in our very exclusive series of 'triple-X-rated' remixes, or Remi-XXX-es as we like to call them. This time it is the turn of Bizarre Inc, and their single Surprise. On the original cover we find what can only really be described as a hat. If there is anything surprising about it, it might be the fact that it seems to be made of candy. On the remix we find something very surprising, a mature mom, who is flashing her goodies for the world to see, with a look on her face that clearly says 'surprise', as if she is trying to prove to another family member that she does, in fact, dare to bare all. We sincerely hope this isn't your mom, otherwise you're surprise may be greater than we had anticipated. Shock!
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Big Love - Fleetwood Mac 
Saturday, 2 April, 2016, 05:54 - Singles Of The 1980s, Remi-XXX-es
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Cover Artwork Remix of Fleetwood Mac Big Love Original Cover Artwork of Fleetwood Mac Big Love So Fleetwood Mac are singing about Big Love, or so we are led to believe from the title of their track. But on the original single cover artwork, all we find is some kind of jungle scene. Now the jungle might be big, and the band might love it, but that is not clear. On the remix we find a big big babe who is being loved by a skinny guy. That is definitely big love, as we don't think just anyone would tackle a babe like her unless there was some kind of connection between them. Amore!
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Spread A Little Happiness - Sting 
Friday, 19 February, 2016, 05:30 - Singles Of The 1980s, Remi-XXX-es
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Cover Artwork Remix of Sting Spread A Little Happiness Original Cover Artwork of Sting Spread A Little Happiness An other remix for Sting. On the original single cover artwork for Spread A Little Happiness, we find a stylized drawing of Mr Sumner clasping his hands together in front of his face. On the remi-xxx (yes, another of our X-Rated remixes) we find a mature babe who has spread her happiness very wide and will no doubt bring joy to those who see her smiling face. What other joy she could spread is fairly clear for all to see. Happy!
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Too Big - Suzi Quatro 
Monday, 8 February, 2016, 05:44 - Singles Of The 1970s, Remi-XXX-es
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Cover Artwork Remix of Suzi Quatro Too Big Original Cover Artwork of Suzi Quatro Too Big It seems that Suzi Quatro appears quite frequently in our infrequent list of triple-X rated remixes. The original cover artwork for her single Too Big shows Ms Quatro singing. Maybe she is very tall - this is not clear. On the remix we find a babe in magenta high heel boots that are clearly too big. Look closely and you will see that the heel of her foot is loose compared to the back of the boot. You saw that right? Or were you distracted by something else that appears to be too large for her? Diversion!
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