Warm Wet Circles - Marillion 
Friday, 9 September, 2016, 05:53 - Singles Of The 1980s, Remi-XXX-es
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marillion warm wet circles remixxmarillion warm wet circles 1Two of our X-Rated remixes on two consecutive days. It must be the time of year for it. Today is is the turn of Marillion and their song Warm Wet Circles. Now we are not sure what you think of when you consider the notion of warm wet circles, but on the original single cover artwork it seems that the band thought that glass with a bullet through it, someone crying blood and a man with a lipstick kiss on his head would do it. Not so on the remix where we find a babe peeing and creating warm wet semi-circles. Well it's half way there. Diameter!
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Orange Crush - R.E.M. 
Wednesday, 7 September, 2016, 05:53 - Singles Of The 1980s
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rem orange crush remixrem orange crush 1R.E.M. are regaling us again with their melancholy tones. However, the original single cover artwork for Orange Crush does not provide us with any clue as to what is orange and what is being crushed, whatsoever. On the remix we find a babe dress in orange stockings holding a fierce looking whip. We sense that she could crush anyone quite easily by whacking them, or maybe just walking all over them in her high heels. Mandarin!
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Dreaming - Glen Goldsmith 
Sunday, 4 September, 2016, 05:27 - Singles Of The 1980s
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glen goldsmith dreaming remixglen goldsmith dreaming 1It may well be the case that Glen Goldsmith is (or was) in a dreamy mood when he posed for the picture on the original single cover artwork of Dreaming, but it's not that apparent from his gaze. On the remix we find a babe lounging on a chair, eyes closed, feet in the air, and as far as we can tell she is dreamy, or dreaming, or even day-dreaming. In the end it probably doesn't matter as she could be the subject of many dreams, dry or wet. Sleepy!
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Can You Handle It - Sharon Redd 
Tuesday, 30 August, 2016, 05:45 - Singles Of The 1980s
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sharon redd can you handle it remixsharon redd can you handle it 1Some songs beg a good remix purely for asking questions that are then not fully answered by the cover of the single, and this is one of those. The cover for Can You Handle It by Sharon Redd shows Ms Redd, but fails to address the question of what it is that we have to determine can, or can not, be handled. The remix shows a brunette asking (you can tell she is puzzled through the look in her eyes), a blonde, whether she can handle it. It seems the blonde herself has a lot to handle but the brunette has even more. Question!
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Love Is A Stranger - Eurythmics 
Monday, 29 August, 2016, 05:42 - Singles Of The 1980s
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eurythmics love is a stranger remixeurythmics love is a stranger 1We have taken a little poetic license in producing the remix of Love Is A Stranger by the Eurythmics. In replacing the two weird looking singers of the band, we have used an image that would more accurately fit if the title was 'love is stranger', as we find a babe whose boobs appear constricted, wearing shoes with such a high heel that she couldn't possibly walk any distance in them, having her leg examined by a guy in a black mask. Stranger!
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Agadoo - Black Lace 
Wednesday, 24 August, 2016, 05:17 - Singles Of The 1980s
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black lace agadoo 2black lace agadoo 1Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, shake the tree. Now come on, Black Lace, what exactly were you on when you put the lyrics for this song together? It certainly wasn't just pineapple juice. For the remix, and as we have absolutely no idea whatsoever what an agadoo is, we have instead focused on the black lace and replaced the original picture of the two wet gits with their curly girly hair with two hot babes wearing black lace. Fitting!
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Drowning In Berlin - Mobiles 
Sunday, 21 August, 2016, 05:15 - Singles Of The 1980s
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mobiles drowning in berlin 2[mobiles drowning in berlin 1One of those 1980's over romantic new glamorous type affairs here for Mobiles and their single Drowning In Berlin. The thing is, on the cover, there isn't so much as a drop of water in which to drown (though there are lots of overly wet people). On the remix there is just the one babe who has been caught in the rain and who is going to get very wet even under her umbrella (ella, ey, ey, ey). Is she in Berlin? That is for you to work out. Wall!
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99 Red Balloons - Nena 
Tuesday, 16 August, 2016, 05:06 - Singles Of The 1980s
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nena 99 red balloons 2nena 99 red balloons 1We are approaching the end of the runway, or more specifically our rather lengthy season of flying themed remixes. And how do you know this? Well we've been reduced to remixing songs with balloons in their title, such as 99 Red Balloons by Nena. This was a massive hit all over Europe in the 1980s but the original cover lacks not 99 balloons but any at all. The remix still doesn't have 99 red balloons but it does have 15 of them which is a large improvement. Helium!
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Back In The High Life - Steve Winwood 
Sunday, 14 August, 2016, 05:52 - Albums Of The 1980s, Singles Of The 1980s
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steve winwood back in the high life 2steve winwood back in the high life 1Back In The High Life by Steve Winwood was both a single and an album and continues our theme of flying. On the original cover we find Mr Winwood smiling at something, though the picture is so blurry, it's not evident what that something might be. The remix may answer the question, as we find that the pilot of the plane that is taking Mr Winwood to the high life is really hot and is not wearing a traditional pilot's uniform but far far less. Runway!
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Crash - Primitives 
Friday, 12 August, 2016, 05:41 - Singles Of The 1980s
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primitives crash 2primitives crash 1Whilst we're still on the subject of flying, here's a cautionary tale. Not all flights end up with a happy landing, and here we find Crash by the Primitives. The original cover doesn't show us anything to indicate what has crashed or where, but the remix solves this problem as we find a babe standing in front of a downed aircraft that has presumably crashed. A cautionary tale indeed... always listen to the air hostess when she gives the safety briefing. Here, here and here!
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