Sunrise - Ashiva 
Saturday, 20 September, 2014, 05:58 - Singles Of The 2000s, Summer Sizzlers
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ashiva sunrise remixashiva sunrise 1Well it's nearly over. 'What is?', you ask. The summer of course. Yes, today is the last day of summer and we've brought you many a summer sizzler over the season. We conclude the summer with Sunrise by Ashiva. The original cover is just awful, truly awful. Who thought that some words and a logo on a red background would be a good look? Right! So we at AllBum.Art got our remixing head on and produced, well, the remix. A babe, on a beach, at sunrise. Ain't that the best way to end the summer? Ebb!
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My Favourite Waste Of Time - Owen Paul 
Friday, 19 September, 2014, 05:54 - Singles Of The 1980s
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owen paul waste of time remixowen paul waste of time 1Your my Favorite Waste Of Time, sang Owen Paul back in the 1980s when songs didn't need to make sense. From the cover of the single, what can we surmise? It seems like the waste of time that Mr Paul is singing about is going down to the cineplex and watching a movie about two people holding hands in the sunset on a beach. Fine with us, but how's about if those two people are a bit sexier, would that be OK with your 80s sensibilities Mr Paul? Pointless!
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I See Right Through To You - DJ Encore Featuring Engelina 
Thursday, 18 September, 2014, 05:47 - Singles Of The 2000s
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dj encore engelina i see right through to you remixdj encore engelina i see right through to you 1A reader submitted entry from Hemming Feddersen of Denmark. Apparently I See Right Through To You was the theme tune to the Danish version of Big Brother. No doubt DJ Encore Featuring Engelina made some capital from that old chestnut. Hemming tells us:
It's all very smart. The song has some good picture, so nice picture of seeing through to girl of clothes is best. Seeing-through to you!

Yeah, not quite right there Hemming but we get what you mean. Hoogly!
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Seven Tears - The Goombay Dance Band 
Wednesday, 17 September, 2014, 05:37 - Singles Of The 1980s
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The Goombay Dance Band, who could possibly forget them? Except everyone, la? This remix is a special request for someone we will just call JQ - he knows who he is. Initially we thought Seven Tears, perhaps we could do a large wedding cake and claim we thought the title was seven tiers? But that wouldn't involve lots of hot babes. So there are two remixes for you, one features seven babes in sexy lingerie that would bring a tear to anyone. The second includes seven naked girls, one of who is being held up by the other, in a kind of a tiered fashion. Or no fashion. Alright for you JQ? Garble!
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Rivers Of Babylon - Boney M 
Tuesday, 16 September, 2014, 05:31 - Singles Of The 1970s
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boney m rivers of babylon remixboney m rivers of babylon brown girl in the ring 1By the Rivers Of Babylon is where you will find Boney M. Hey, just hang on a cotton-picking minute, isn't this the same single cover that you remixed yesterday? Well, yes it surely is. But the cover was a double A-side and so today we are remixing the other side of the single, that OK for you? Certainly is Stanley. Back to business and on the remix we see a cute baby by a river. A river with a baby on? It's near enough for poetic license. Ode!
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Brown Girl In The Ring - Boney M 
Monday, 15 September, 2014, 05:26 - Singles Of The 1970s
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boney m brown girl in the ring remixboney m rivers of babylon brown girl in the ring 1Brown Girl In The Ring, la, la, la, la. Classic lyrics if ever there weren't any. And what about the cover of this single by Boney M? Does it show a brown girl, well arguably yes as several of the band members could qualify for that. Are they in a ring? No. Then we have the remix which shows what exactly? Is it a brown girl? Yes. Is she in a ring? Yes, a wrestling ring by the looks of it. Oooh, and she's got no clothes on, well other than her heels. Fancy doing some wrestling with her? Action!
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Mama Said Knock You Out - LL Cool J 
Sunday, 14 September, 2014, 05:06 - Singles Of The 1990s
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ll cool j mama said knock you out remixll cool j mama said knock you out 1Whilst we're doing the whole 'older woman' thing, what better song to remix than LL Cool J's 1990 classic Mama Said Knock You Out. Mr Cool J seems to think that this means standing around, fists tight, shirt off, medallions glinting in the darkness. We think it means that Mama has said to her daughter that she needs to do something that will bowl over, or 'knock out' her boyfriend. And mama's recommendation... get naked together and show him the family jewels. Not quite sure you add much to this scene mama, sorry. Punch!
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Summer Son - Texas 
Saturday, 13 September, 2014, 05:01 - Singles Of The 1990s, Summer Sizzlers
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texas summer son remixtexas summer son 1Summer Son. Hmm... now what kind of image does the title of this 1999 single from Texas conjure up? The band themselves thing that it is a picture of the lead singer posing and pouting on what appears to be a summer's evening in Houston. But that's 'summer sun' not 'summer son'. The remix shows a lady out in the sunshine with a man who is definitely young enough to be her son. A summer-time love perhaps, making this her summer son? Well, it seemed like a reasonable explanation at the time. My generation!
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Here Comes The Sun - The Beatles 
Friday, 12 September, 2014, 05:53 - Singles Of The 1960s, Summer Sizzlers
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beatles here comes sun remixbeatles here comes sun 1Not a single from The Beatles as such, but a track from the multi-selling album Abbey Road, Here Comes The Sun seemed to deserve a remix as much as any other song. The inspiration, well let's just say that in the remix, it's very clear where the sun is coming from, isn't it...? And it's not coming from behind the sofa, or under the bed, or behind the wardrobe? No, it's coming right between the legs of a babe who is highlighting exactly where the sun is coming from by pointing at it, as if there could have been any doubt. Dazzling!
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You Are My Sunshine - Bing Crosby 
Thursday, 11 September, 2014, 05:44 - Singles Released Before 1960, Summer Sizzlers
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bing crosby you are my sunshine remixbing crosby you are my sunshine 1It's not that often that we delve so far back in time for a remix, but as the summer slowly draws to a close, it's time for a few more summer sizzlers before the long nights draw in and the rain starts to fall. You Are My Sunshine was recorded my many artists but none oozed warmth like Bing Crosby when he sang it in 1941. The original cover artwork shows Mr Crosby with his pipe, sunning himself in a grey trilby hat. The remix shows a modern babe who oozes a certain warmth herself. Arise!
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