Not broken wings, but Broken Strings, that is what James Morrison Featuring Nelly Furtado are singing together about. On the original single front cover we can see both singers, but they don't look very together, in fact it looks like their individual pictures were taken independently from each other. On the remix we find two babes in tiny string bikinis. Their strings are clearly broken as they are not holding their boobs in place at all. Nor are they doing that well at covering their more sensitive parts either. The one in the yellow bikini seems to have noted that they are broken and may be trying to fix it. The one in the pink doesn't seem to have noticed. Beach!
Whoa! Here it comes again, another X-rated remix or a remi-xxx as we like to call them. Today it is the turn of The Yardbirds and their single Shapes Of Things. On the original single front cover artwork we find the five band members standing on some oversized tables, which may or may not be classified as things, they certainly have a shape. On the remix we find a babe whose photograph has been taken at such an angle that you can very clearly see the shape of various of her things. X-Pert!
Love Hurts, so it does. That's what Jim Capaldi tells us in no uncertain terms. The original single front cover artwork, on the other hand, doesn't show particularly high degrees of pain, nor love. The remix resolves this as we find a babe who, as far as can be seen, is in the throes of love, and it looks as if it isn't the most comfortable thing she has ever experienced. So, to summarise, for the babe on the remix, love hurts. Sugar Honey!
Chicane Featuring Peter Cunnah have got Love On The Run. This is totally obvious from the original single front cover artwork, as it has a large yellow sign that clearly states love is on the run, an instruction for pedestrians, no doubt. On the remix, a babe has taken up the instructions and appears to be on the run. Is her love on the run too? There isn't much that isn't on the run, except for most of her clothes, so you can only presume that love is on the run with her too. Also!
Jess Glynne is asking you to Hold My Hand (well, hold her hand, but you get the idea). The original single front cover artwork invites us to hold her hand by showing her face in close up, enhanced by her hair covering her eye. On the remix, this is simplified as we find two babes who are holding each other's hands. Why they seem to be heading into a closet, and why they are doing this wearing nothing but their shoes, is a bit of an unknown. Perhaps the floor is slippy. Handy!
Album Covers, Albums Of The 1990s, Single Covers, Singles Of The 1990s, Mature, Outdoors, Not Safe For WorkIt's been a while since we've remixed a song by Prince (And The New Power Generation, his backing band). On the original cover we find lots of dangly pearls, but look as hard as we might, we can't find any diamonds. Not even a single diamond. On the remix we have a mature babe wearing pearls, and isn't that a diamond ring on her finger. Bingo, both diamonds and pearls. After all, that's what all this remixing is about, correcting things and making them better. And what pearls the mature babe has. Hard!
Album Covers, Albums Of The 1990s, Special Remixes, Remi-XXX-es, High Heels, Mature, Ugly, Not Safe For WorkWe are happy to admin that those Metallica buys do at least look as if they hav been working at Garage Inc, as they are standing around wearing overalls, and covered in grease. On the remix we find why they were interested in working at the garage, as there is a mature babe sitting on the floor among a range of motorbikes and to help the boys with their repairs, she seems to have stuffed metal tools inside her, as well as attaching a couple of ring washers to her nipples. At least she has the correct footwear for working in a garage. Ring!
The old saying goes, If The Boot Fits, then wear it. And if that is the case, then the boots hidden under the jeans of Granger Smith must be a good fit, otherwise he might fall off the fence he is sitting on. On the remix a babe seems to have fallen off the fence, but her boots seem to fit her nicely. With heels that high, it's no wonder she couldn't remain on the fence, though whilst falling off, all of the rest of her clothes fell off too. Collapse!
You Should Be So Lucky (Lucky, Lucky, Lucky). No this isn't a remix for that song by Kylie Minogue, instead it is the album by Benmont Tench (which has to be one of the most made-up names of all time). On the original album artwork cover we find Mr Tench sitting, playing his grand piano on his own, which doesn't seem very lucky. On the remix we find on lucky guy who has been surrounded by four very busty babes. Lucky, lucky, lucky, as some might choose to say. Bee!
Is there any better topic to spark the idea of a remix than High Heels. Today it is JoJo who brings us an original single front cover which doesn't even show a shoe, let alone any opportunity to determine the height of its heel. On the remix we find a babe who is putting her high heels on. It's an odd order to get dressed, though, beginning with her shoes before thinking about undergarments or a dress. And getting dressed in a park. All rather odd. Asian!