AllBum.Art - Alternative Art-Work for Album and Single Covers

Jess Glynne is asking you to Hold My Hand (well, hold her hand, but you get the idea). The original single front cover artwork invites us to hold her hand by showing her face in close up, enhanced by her hair covering her eye. On the remix, this is simplified as we find two babes who are holding each other's hands. Why they seem to be heading into a closet, and why they are doing this wearing nothing but their shoes, is a bit of an unknown. Perhaps the floor is slippy. Handy!

It's been a while since we've remixed a song by Prince (And The New Power Generation, his backing band). On the original cover we find lots of dangly pearls, but look as hard as we might, we can't find any diamonds. Not even a single diamond. On the remix we have a mature babe wearing pearls, and isn't that a diamond ring on her finger. Bingo, both diamonds and pearls. After all, that's what all this remixing is about, correcting things and making them better. And what pearls the mature babe has. Hard!

We are happy to admin that those Metallica buys do at least look as if they hav been working at Garage Inc, as they are standing around wearing overalls, and covered in grease. On the remix we find why they were interested in working at the garage, as there is a mature babe sitting on the floor among a range of motorbikes and to help the boys with their repairs, she seems to have stuffed metal tools inside her, as well as attaching a couple of ring washers to her nipples. At least she has the correct footwear for working in a garage. Ring!

The old saying goes, If The Boot Fits, then wear it. And if that is the case, then the boots hidden under the jeans of Granger Smith must be a good fit, otherwise he might fall off the fence he is sitting on. On the remix a babe seems to have fallen off the fence, but her boots seem to fit her nicely. With heels that high, it's no wonder she couldn't remain on the fence, though whilst falling off, all of the rest of her clothes fell off too. Collapse!

You Should Be So Lucky (Lucky, Lucky, Lucky). No this isn't a remix for that song by Kylie Minogue, instead it is the album by Benmont Tench (which has to be one of the most made-up names of all time). On the original album artwork cover we find Mr Tench sitting, playing his grand piano on his own, which doesn't seem very lucky. On the remix we find on lucky guy who has been surrounded by four very busty babes. Lucky, lucky, lucky, as some might choose to say. Bee!

Is there any better topic to spark the idea of a remix than High Heels. Today it is JoJo who brings us an original single front cover which doesn't even show a shoe, let alone any opportunity to determine the height of its heel. On the remix we find a babe who is putting her high heels on. It's an odd order to get dressed, though, beginning with her shoes before thinking about undergarments or a dress. And getting dressed in a park. All rather odd. Asian!

It isn't completely clear what Blink 182 were suggesting on the original front cover artwork of their single All The Small Things, as all that can be seen are the band members in their boxer shorts. Perhaps they are wearing the shorts to cover up the fact that what lies underneath is small. On the remix you will find a variety of different girls in a similar set of poses to the band members, but without their shorts on. They all have very small chests, and other small things. Flatly!

A Body Party with Ciara sounds interesting. The original single cover artwork suggests that the party involves getting naked and covering yourself with a sheet. But surely a party requires more than one person? The remix remedies this flaw with the original cover as we find three naked babes covering themselves with a sheet. That looks much more like a party, don't you think? Pillow talk!

What is The Ideal Height? According to Biffy Clyro, it is not far from the ground, or more specifically, just above the height of the heels of the babe drawn on the original album cover artwork. The remix replaces the drawing with a real babe demonstrating the ideal height, though she seems to be using a lamp-stand to measure this which is unnecessary. Probably about 6 inches, give or take. In or out. Up or down.

This is another one of those cases where those responsible for putting together the artwork for Wamdue Project had no imagination at all, other, it could be argued, that to believe that lines at angles as well as on the straight were more interesting that just straight lines. On the remix of King Of My Castle, we find an oddity, a king who is a queen, and by that we are not inferring any kind of gender bending. But the queen of the castle is a mighty fine one at that. Regal!