AllBum.Art - Alternative Art-Work for Album and Single Covers

Here we go, there they go, it's Tzant (you knew that already, right) and their song Bounce With The Massive (you knew that too). The original single front cover artwork shows a basketball player (as was obvious from the picture), which kinda connects with the title of the song. On the remix is a babe whose massive is definitely very bouncy. Her, playing basketball... Either a perfect combination, or maybe, just a little bit too dangerous. You could have your eye out, or so could she. Tight!

Let's see what we have here. The original single front cover artwork for Wires by Athlete shows a range of household items which have been pushed through a free-standing door. There may be some wires around the door, but these don't seem to go anywhere or connect to anything, and it may not even be wires. On the remix is a babe sitting on what looks like a teacher's desk holding a bunch of wires, and with even more wires on the desk next to her. Is that enough wires for you? Professor!

Let us briefly examine the original front cover artwork for Turn Me On my Kevin Lyttle. Is there any sign of anything that is, or could be, a turn on? For example, is there a switch or electrical actuator of any type. Seems not. On the remix this is solved as we find a babe whose profession is as an electrician. How do we know this? Look at the electrical board in the top left that she has obviously been working on. How do we know she has been working on this? She is all dirty and is holding some electrical cable. Shocking!

What shall we do This Summer? Why don't we sit on some deck chairs fully dressed and get a tan only on our faces? That is what Squeeze are suggesting we do, if the original front cover artwork of their single is to be believed. On the remix we find a different view of this summer, which largely consists of five busty babes standing on a beach in their skimpy bikinis. Maybe that is that summer, not this? There!

Yes, believe it or not, there is (or was) and band called A who sang a song whose title was Nothing. You can't make this stuff up. On the original single cover artwork we find the letter A, the word nothing and some band members in black and white, which is almost nothing. On the remix we find a babe who is so incredibly flat-chested that to all intents and purposes, she has nothing, A? Maybe the band were Canadian or something. Maybe the babe is Canadian. Hell, let's all be Canadian for the day. A!

We are not completely sure what Max Romeo was thinking of with the original single cover artwork for his song Wet Dream, but we think we may get the idea. Why, however, he would resort to a picture of some 1800s era titillation consisting of a babe and her bike for his wet dreams we are not sure. On the remix we find a babe who is standing in a fountain and who has gotten completely soaked in the process. She is wet. And it seems beneath her t-shirt she neglected to wear any bikini. She is a dream. So there you have it, a wet dream of a babe. Drench!

It might just be us, but we fail to see how the original front cover single artwork for Walking Away by Craig David could picture Mr David in a pose where he is in any position to walk. Not least he has his eyes closed which can make walking very hazardous, but he also appears to be leaning back slightly which would throw him off balance. Thankfully on the remix we find a babe who was so disgruntled with Mr David's pose that she decided to walk away. She seems to have needed to squeeze her own ass in the process. Maybe it was a bit itchy. Handsome!

Mac & Katie Kissoon sing us a song titled Don't Do It Baby. That's OK, we like a good song. But the original single front cover artwork does not give us any indication whatsoever as to what it is that the baby shouldn't do. The remix helps with this as we find a babe trying to climb a wire fence that seems to be stopping her from being run over by cars on the freeway. That's clearly not a sensible thing to be doing and so we echo the Kissoons cry of don't do it baby. Halt!

To be completely honest, we don't know why Miley Cyrus didn't already think of the obvious picture to go on the original front cover single artwork for The Climb, given her propensity for taking her clothes off and doing dangerous stuff with wrecking balls and all that. But no, just a picture of Ms Cyrus leaning on a slight incline - no climbing skills required there. On the remix, a naked babe climbing a rock-face with no safety gear. Now that is dangerous. Fall!

What a terrible original single cover from Mungo Jerry an their song entitled Lady Rose. It simply consists of a photo of the band members looking sullen against a red background, with some extraneous colored shapes designed to make it look as if they are sitting in what looks like a urinal. Thank goodness for AllBum.Art and our remix in which we find a lady (well more of a babe really) lying on her bed, surrounded by rose petals. Floral!