AllBum.Art - Alternative Art-Work for Album and Single Covers

The first drum beats at the start of Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now by Starship signal the beginning of something incredibly familiar. The cover is just as familiar to the millions who bought the single in the 1980s. The remix keeps a lot of this familiarity but also adds an answer to the question of who or what is not gonna stop. It seems it's an older babe who, being in the last stages of undress, believes that there's nothing that's gonna stop her quarry from becoming her cougar-fired pray. Very poetic!

Any record on the 'High In-Fidelity' record label must be a good start and Music For Hangovers by Various Artists is no exception. We like the original cover which shows four babes sitting at a bar, drinking. Hair of the dog, no doubt. The remix then probably doesn't add a lot other than to modernize the scene with just the one babe, but a whole wine cellar full of drinks to dog your hair with. Woof!

The first of two days where we have remixed albums with great titles, and, to be fair, covers which are not bad either. The first by 'Various Artists...!' is Strip Along With Us. We rate the original cover quite highly as it has a good looking babe who we would love to strip along with, but there is only one of her. Where is the 'us' part? The remix fixes this as four babes offer us to strip along with them. Looks like they have a head start meanwhile. Down!

Another triple-play from us here at AllBum.Art. Little Jimmy Osmond sings to us about his Long Haired Lover From Liverpool but, sadly, does not show us what she looks like. We have no idea either, but we have provided you with two options. Option 1 is a long haired babe who is clearly in the mood for lovin'. Option 2 is much the same it is just the location of her long hair that is different. Decide!

Not the first remix for Scottish songsters Travis. This time it is the turn of their song Tied To The 90's. According to the band, the 90's consists of a 1980's ghetto-blaster painted in garish colors. Why would we want to be tied to that? Instead, on the remixed cover artwork, we see a babe from the 1990's. How do we know she is a 90's girl. Simple, the shoes she is wearing are those terrible 'stripper heels' of the decade. And she is tied to them. Ditto!

Another remix for rock legends Queen. Tie Your Mother Down was one of their more obscure 1970s hits and the original cover may have something to do with this. Though it displays the band's fancy logo, and shows a picture of the band, where is mother and who, what or where is she being tied down? The remix, thankfully, answers these questions as we find that mother has been tied to the stairs with red rope. Shibari!

Get Lifted! That is what John Legend is telling us to do on the cover artwork of his album. But is he? There is no indication that his mouth is moving to give us this instruction. Nor is there any particular sign of what it is that is to be lifted. All very mysterious. Or at least it is until you take a look at what is standing in front or Mr Legend. A babe who, despite the apparent lack of instruction, has taken Mr Legend at his word and has indeed got lifted. Skirt!

A Stairway Of Love, that is what Michael Holliday sings about in this 1950s crooner style song. And who could not forgive Mr Holliday for putting his croony face on the cover of his single? But surely something better can be done? Of course it can. That is why we here at AllBum.Art exist, to serve your remixed artwork needs. So we have replaced Mr Holliday with a real stairway of love. One that we would love to climb and reach the top. Ascend!

Alphaville tell us that they are Big In Japan. They may indeed have been the case in the 1980s. We don't know if it's true and can't even be bothered to look it up to find out. What we do know is that volleyball is big in Japan. Also that young naked women are also quite a big deal in Japan. Oh, and whilst we're at it, most of those naked young Japanese women are quite small. So the remix shows a naked Japanese woman holding a volleyball. And to make sure that it's plenty big in Japan, she is far more busty than the typical Asian. Konnichiwa!

Ah yes. Grace Jones. No mystery to odd pictures and weird remixes. The original cover shows Ms Jones in a typical pose. Boxing wear including a t-shirt that is too small (or maybe not, depending on your point of view). But no sign of any transport that might require a bumper to be pulled up to. The remix shows a babe pulling along a chariot of some kind. Presumably if she has to park it on the street, she would need to pull it up to the bumper. Exactly!