A Stairway Of Love, that is what Michael Holliday sings about in this 1950s crooner style song. And who could not forgive Mr Holliday for putting his croony face on the cover of his single? But surely something better can be done? Of course it can. That is why we here at AllBum.Art exist, to serve your remixed artwork needs. So we have replaced Mr Holliday with a real stairway of love. One that we would love to climb and reach the top. Ascend!

Alphaville tell us that they are Big In Japan. They may indeed have been the case in the 1980s. We don't know if it's true and can't even be bothered to look it up to find out. What we do know is that volleyball is big in Japan. Also that young naked women are also quite a big deal in Japan. Oh, and whilst we're at it, most of those naked young Japanese women are quite small. So the remix shows a naked Japanese woman holding a volleyball. And to make sure that it's plenty big in Japan, she is far more busty than the typical Asian. Konnichiwa!

Ah yes. Grace Jones. No mystery to odd pictures and weird remixes. The original cover shows Ms Jones in a typical pose. Boxing wear including a t-shirt that is too small (or maybe not, depending on your point of view). But no sign of any transport that might require a bumper to be pulled up to. The remix shows a babe pulling along a chariot of some kind. Presumably if she has to park it on the street, she would need to pull it up to the bumper. Exactly!

The original cover of Food For Thought by British reggae band UB40 is extremely poor indeed (as those British say). But this was the band's first single so perhaps they were poor at the time and therefore unable to afford a proper cover. We, at AllBum.Art have therefore done them the honor of providing them with a cover that really does provide food for thought, well at least it provides food, and something worth some thought. Yummy!

A user submitted entry by Colin Hesketh of England. We will let Colin tell you the story.

The original of Four Little Heels by Brian Hyland doesn't have any heels on it at all. My remix has two women, both wearing heels, which maked 4 heels in total.

Quite right Colin. We note that they are taking pictures of each other too, which is an admirable passtime and very 1960s. Flash!

Rebekah Ryan sings You Lift Me Up. But the odd thing is that on the cover of her single, there is no evidence of any lifting going on. That being said, her feet are off the bottom of the picture and it is therefore quite possible that there is someone or something doing some lifting that is out of shot. On the remix we find a babe who is definitely being lifted. For some reason she is being lifted by a chain-mail clad knight. For some other reason she is also naked. Go figure!

One of those single covers where no effort whatsoever has been paid. Does it instruct us who Jem is? No. Does it show us the gems that are for Jem? No. Does it show us what is being lifted? No. Does it explain why it is being lifted higher and not lower? No. The remix answers many, though not all, of these questions. It shows us a babe. Who is lifting up her top. Higher than she really ought to. Vertical!

We would call the original cover of Ladyflash by The Go Team a complete failure. It does not show the band members at all, it doesn't have a lady on the cover, and there is no flash. The remix solves at least two of these problems, as we see what is definitely a lady, and in a pose where she is flashing just enough that she can remain ladylike but do the cheeky flashing bit as well. A difficult combination to pull off, but one she achieves admirably. Classy!

Not a bad effort from B.B.E. on the cover of their single Flash as they have used the idea of a lightning strike to illustrate a flash. Presumably the flash of light that it produces, or maybe the fact that it would zap anything it touches in a flash. Our remix therefore doesn't add that much to proceedings. Instead of a lightning flash we have a babe doing the flashing. Maybe she would zap anyone who touches her in a flash. It might be fun trying. Pow!

We might be wrong, but we think that this is the first remix here at AllBum.Art of the cover of a single that is not in English. Joe Le Taxi is by French singer and model Vanessa Paradis. Apparently it means 'Joe the cab driver' which is presumably why, on the original cover, Ms Paradis is looking out of the window of a car. On the remix, this confusing view is replaced by a girl who we understand to be called Jo, and who is clearly a cab driver given her uniform, or what remains of it. Taxi!