AllBum.Art - Alternative Art-Work for Album and Single Covers

It is probably understandable that back in the 1970s when synth-pop pioneers like Vangelis were perfecting their art, that they spent less time on the covers of their albums and singles than the music contained therein. But as time as moved on, help is at hand and in the remix of Heaven And Hell we see two babes. One is dressed as an angel and the other as a devil. Heaven and hell personified. In a cute way. Vintage!

For such an obscure band, the Scorpions fare well here at AllBum.Art for remixes. This time it is one of their biggest and best known songs that gets the remix treatment, Wind Of Change. On the original cover the wind of change is blowing nowhere in particular as the band stand around looking morose. On the remix the wind of change has blown right up the skirt of a buxom mature lady who was in the process of straightening her panties. Unfortunate!

A bit of a run on songs about, connected with, or mentioning cars is afoot here at AllBum.Art. Today it is the turn of The Cool Notes and their song In Your Car. Though we would give the band a few points for putting a picture of themselves on the cover, where is the car and who is in it? The remixed artwork answers this question. The car is there, and someone is in it. That someone does not appear to be in anything other than the car, and her high heels though. Click!

Ah yes, what a great combination, a Fast Car and a pretty woman. However, and with all due respect to Tracy Chapman, there are prettier women that could be pictures alongside a fast car. And furthermore, the original cover of Ms Chapman's song does not feature a car which is a big omission in our book. The remix has a fast car front center, with not just one, but four pretty babes bedecking it. Four!

According to the Fine Young Cannibals, otherwise penned as FYC apparently, She Drives Me Crazy. What would drive anyone crazy is the cover of a single that shows neither the band, nor who she is, nor what she is driving of why her style of driving would make anyone crazy. The remixed cover of the single sorts out this awful problem and we can see who she is and what she is driving. Why should her style of driving make you crazy? Perhaps because she is going to drive in only her red high heels. Madness!

Hot For Teacher is what Van Halen was in this 1984 single and from the original cover it is fairly clear to see why. Teacher, in her short dress, high heels and pantyhose is clearly pretty hot. So in essence, there is little for the team here at AllBum.Art to do. Yawn. But there's always room for improvement, or so our teachers told us. And so we have just modernized the cover with a new teacher who is just as hot and wearing much the same, though in a far hotter pose. Sizzle!

The first of two days where we have remixed albums with great titles, and, to be fair, covers which are not bad either. The first by 'Various Artists...!' is Strip Along With Us. We rate the original cover quite highly as it has a good looking babe who we would love to strip along with, but there is only one of her. Where is the 'us' part? The remix fixes this as four babes offer us to strip along with them. Looks like they have a head start meanwhile. Down!

Another remix for rock legends Queen. Tie Your Mother Down was one of their more obscure 1970s hits and the original cover may have something to do with this. Though it displays the band's fancy logo, and shows a picture of the band, where is mother and who, what or where is she being tied down? The remix, thankfully, answers these questions as we find that mother has been tied to the stairs with red rope. Shibari!

A Stairway Of Love, that is what Michael Holliday sings about in this 1950s crooner style song. And who could not forgive Mr Holliday for putting his croony face on the cover of his single? But surely something better can be done? Of course it can. That is why we here at AllBum.Art exist, to serve your remixed artwork needs. So we have replaced Mr Holliday with a real stairway of love. One that we would love to climb and reach the top. Ascend!

We would call the original cover of Ladyflash by The Go Team a complete failure. It does not show the band members at all, it doesn't have a lady on the cover, and there is no flash. The remix solves at least two of these problems, as we see what is definitely a lady, and in a pose where she is flashing just enough that she can remain ladylike but do the cheeky flashing bit as well. A difficult combination to pull off, but one she achieves admirably. Classy!