Pretty Little Angel Eyes - Showaddywaddy 
Saturday, 8 July, 2017, 05:26 - Singles Of The 1970s
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showaddywaddy pretty little angel eyes 2showaddywaddy pretty little angel eyes 1We are not sure which member of the band has the Pretty Little Angel Eyes that Showaddywaddy are referring to and singing about in their single. Is it one of the the guys wearing sunglasses maybe as the rest of the band look about as angelic as a bored dachshund eating mold from a toiled bowl. On the remix we find a pretty little angel. She has quite big eyes but as there is no punctuation in the song's title, we don't know if it the pretty angel should have little eyes, or whether any old eyes on a pretty angel will do. Quandary!
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Get Up And Boogie - Silver Convention 
Thursday, 6 July, 2017, 05:08 - Singles Of The 1970s
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silver convention get up and boogie 2silver convention get up and boogie 1We give Silver Convention half marks for the original single cover artwork of Get Up And Boogie. Why only half? Well full points for having the band members on there. Half marks as only two of them are wearing silver. And no marks for the fact that none of them appear to be having a boogie, or are in need of getting up (or down). On the remix we find three alternative babes. All are dressed in silver. One is having a boogie. And one needs to get up as she is lying on the floor. Top marks!
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British Hustle - Hi-Tension 
Tuesday, 27 June, 2017, 05:24 - Singles Of The 1970s
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hi tension british hustle 2hi tension british hustle 1Hi-Tension sang about the British Hustle, which is presumably something like American Hustle but with a Dick Van Dyke accent. The original single cover artwork suggest that this may be the case. The remix tells a different story and we find out exactly how the British like to hustle, which seems to be by having a cute babe wear Union Jack shoes and a t-shirt and flashing her ass at us. Go Britain!
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Yellow River - Christie 
Saturday, 24 June, 2017, 05:17 - Singles Of The 1970s
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christie yellow river 2christie yellow river 1On the original single cover artwork to Yellow River by Christie, do we get any indication what the nature of this river is? No, we just find the band members who look as puzzled as we are by the nature of this saffron stream. Well boys, our remix helps understand the nature of this amber flow. It is caused by some helpless babe who has got caught short and has had to release her golden shower onto the nearby pavement causing, as it happens, a yellow river to form. Flaxen!
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Ride A White Swan - T-Rex 
Friday, 23 June, 2017, 05:07 - Singles Of The 1970s
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t rex ride a white swan 2t rex ride a white swan 1In the 1970s when Marc Bolan of T-Rex told women around the world to Ride A White Swan, few, if any, had the slightest idea what he was talking about. Although the original cover artwork suggests that this means mounting a white swan and taking a ride, this was, at least in the 1970s both impractical and dangerous. Thankfully time has moved on an on the remix we find a babe who is literally riding a white (well more silver actually) swan. By a swimming pool of course. Cygnus!
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Up-Town Up-Tempo Woman - Randy Edelman 
Friday, 16 June, 2017, 05:50 - Singles Of The 1970s
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randy edelman uptown uptempo woman 2randy edelman uptown uptempo woman 1What marks an Up-Town Up-Tempo Woman? According to the original single cover artwork, Randy Edelman thinks it is the wearing of yellow stiletto shoes whilst standing on a California license plate. We think differently and on the remix you find a babe who is up-town (or down-town, it's difficult to tell) and whose dancing is as up-tempo as it could ever need to be, when you are just wearing a see-through bikini. Cityscape!
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Sweetie - The Headquarters 
Wednesday, 14 June, 2017, 05:46 - Singles Of The 1970s
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the headquarters sweetie 2the headquarters sweetie 1We like The Headquarters take on what constitutes being a Sweetie. On their original cover artwork they have a sweet babe and have cleverly used the text on the cover to conceal her sweetest parts. The remix does little to improve upon this, it just modernizes the single with a more up-to-date sweetie whose sweet bits are covered by her hair, her hands and the text of the record. Could it be any more modern? Seventies!
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Sexy Pyjamas - Ze Popes 
Monday, 12 June, 2017, 05:32 - Singles Of The 1970s
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ze popes sexy pyjamas 2ze popes sexy pyjamas 1We don't know whether or not we agree with Ze Popes about what constitutes Sexy Pyjamas. On the original cover artwork of their single, their notion of what sexy pyjamas entails consists of a curvy lady bending over in a clingy night dress. On the one hand this is quite sexy, on the other it's a bit pedestrian. On the remix, therefore, we find a babe in alternative nightwear which we know is destined to be worn in bed because she is lying on one, ready to fall asleep. Sexier?
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Bra - Cymande 
Friday, 9 June, 2017, 05:58 - Singles Of The 1970s
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cymande bra 2cymande bra 1Could there be a better song name for a remix of the cover artwork than Bra by Cymande? It's just asking to be re-made, especially as the original cover shows a guy wearing a winter hat with a dove sat on his head. The remix shows what the name of the song says it should show, a bra, and one that is being amply filled by a babe. A babe who is sat by a roaring fire which is probably important, otherwise she might be a little chilly in only her bra. Brassière!
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Hot Legs - Rod Stewart 
Tuesday, 6 June, 2017, 05:35 - Singles Of The 1970s
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rod stewart hot legs 2rod stewart hot legs 1When Rod Stewart sang about Hot Legs it wasn't clear to us whether he was talking about barbecue chicken, or some babe or other. The original single cover artwork doesn't help unless Mr Stewart is walking his way to either of these two possibilities. On the remix we find a babe with hot legs. No, not barbecue covered ones, but her own which are long and shapely. Now that would be something worth Mr Stewart's time to walk to. Spicy!
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