Blue Jean - David Bowie 
Tuesday, 26 July, 2016, 05:13 - Singles Of The 1980s
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david bowie blue jean 2david bowie blue jean 1David Bowie is a regular source of remixes here at AllBum.Art so finding Blue Jean here is no real surprise. What is surprising is that the original cover, though very blue, does not introduce us to Jean, whoever she may be. On the remix we find a babe who may, or may not, be called Jean. But she is wearing denim. Whether she is wearing blue jeans is less clear but does that part of the story matter so much? Indigo!
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The Sun Goes Down (Living It Up) - Level 42 
Sunday, 24 July, 2016, 05:49 - Singles Of The 1980s
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level 42 sun goes down remixlevel 42 sun goes down 1As The Sun Goes Down, Level 42 entice us to buy their song by putting a badly drawn, 2-dimensional representation of some steps on the cover of their single. Now if you are going to live it up after sunset, or at least during sunset as the sun goes down, it would be helpful to have a party babe to do it with and that is exactly what the remix depicts. A babe, ready to live it us, as the sun goes down. Just what were Level 42 thinking in the first place? Uppy-downy!
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Oops Upside Your Head - The Gap Band 
Saturday, 23 July, 2016, 05:44 - Singles Of The 1980s, Remi-XXX-es
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gap band oops upside your head remixxgap band oops upside your head 1There is a tradition, in some circles, to dance to Oops Upside Your Head by The Gap Band by sitting down on the floor, one person behind another, and then flailing your arms around in time to the music whilst rocking backwards and forwards (no, trust us, there really is). We could not find a suitable picture of this dance, but we could find an unsuitable one of not quite doing the dance. Sadly, this forces the remix into the category of XXX-rated remi-XXX-es so there is a downside to the upside, or at least a back-side to it. Side!
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Lipstick Powder And Paint - Shakin Stevens 
Tuesday, 19 July, 2016, 05:02 - Singles Of The 1980s
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shakin stevens lipstick powder and paint 2shakin stevens lipstick powder and paint 1Good 'ole Shakin Stevens, whoever he is, sings about Lipstick Powder And Paint. But he isn't wearing any of those things on the cover artwork of his single. Thankfully there is an easy fix for this and on the remix we see a babe tidying her lipstick up, after having already dealt with her powder and paint. The rest of her outfit needs some work though as she surely isn't going to go out partying dressed like that? Then again, who would mind? Lippy!
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Paint Me Down - Spandau Ballet 
Monday, 18 July, 2016, 05:24 - Singles Of The 1980s
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spandau ballet paint me down 2spandau ballet paint me down 1Just because we had a whole week dedicated to Spandau Ballet remixes, doesn't mean there isn't room not to add yet another one. And hence we give you Paint Me Down. We have no idea what the picture on the original cover is meant to be illustrating, but we do know that on the remix is a woman doing some nude modelling for a painting class. Now in this context, painting her down presumably means starting from the top of the canvas. We're no experts, but that's what we would do. Brush!
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Nice - Fat Larry's Band 
Sunday, 17 July, 2016, 05:12 - Singles Of The 1980s
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fat larrys band nice 2fat larrys band nice 1Another remix for Fat Larry's Band, and this time it's Nice! Nice, according to the original cover artwork, infers a bride wearing white lingerie including fishnet tights and high heels. Nice would be a good word to describe that apparition. In the remix nothing much has changed other than that the bride is wearing slightly less but otherwise little is changed. Less of a remix and more of a refresh. How refreshing, hand me a cold beer to make life complete.
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Zoom - Fat Larry's Band 
Saturday, 16 July, 2016, 05:05 - Singles Of The 1980s
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fat larrys band zoom remixfat larrys band zoom 1So what is going on, on the original cover of Zoom by Fat Larry's Band? It seems that there is a babe holding a hack-saw standing amidst a gang of jailbirds, whilst a large guy (Fat Larry himself no doubt) appears to be trying to keep them at bay. The remix is much more zoom-related and has a cute babe holding up the starting flag for a race, as cars zoom past her. Why she would do this naked is not clear, but it probably doesn't need to be, does it? Exhaust!
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I Missed Again - Phil Collins 
Tuesday, 12 July, 2016, 05:14 - Singles Of The 1980s
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phil collins i missed again remixphil collins i missed again 1I Missed Again, or at least that is what Phil Collins tells us. On the original cover artwork, we can see that Mr Collins has indeed missed a little, in that his upper torso is offset from his lower torso. On the remix we find a woman who seems to have been aiming to piss in a pot, but has missed. Presumably she misses often, otherwise she would not have missed again, but just missed for the first time. Perhaps someone could introduce her to a toilet bowl? Panhandler!
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Look Away - Big Country 
Sunday, 10 July, 2016, 05:48 - Singles Of The 1980s
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big country look away remixbig country look away 1Look Away, go on, avert your eyes. Turn the other cheek. Divert your gaze. That is what Big Country would have us do but then again, the original cover of their single is so uninspiring that looking at something else is definitely a better option. On the remix we find a babe strolling along a harbor front wearing nothing at all. Though it is common decency to look away, the guys passing her as she walks seem to have failed to do so. So it's up to you - stop looking. See, difficult isn't it? Leer!
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Doctor Doctor - Thompson Twins 
Thursday, 7 July, 2016, 05:11 - Singles Of The 1980s
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The first ever AllBum.Art four-play, yes not one, not two but three remixes of the cover of Doctor Doctor by the Thompson Twins. On the original cover we see the band members doing in impersonation of what could only be described as a witchdoctor. On the first remix, we find a babe lying down on the doctor's examination table, taking off her skirt. In the second remix we find a buxom babe who has already taken more than her skirt off - in fact she seems to be wearing nothing more than her high heels. And in the third and final remix we find a busty mature babe whom the doctor seems to be taking more than a professional interest in given the position of the gaze he is giving her. Any of them would be a welcome tonic for anyone feeling off color. Medic!
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