Full Moon - Brandy 
Wednesday, 6 July, 2016, 05:15 - Albums Of The 2000s, Remi-XXX-es
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brandy full moon remixxbrandy full moon 1Another in our occasional series of XXX-rated remixes that we like to call 'remi-XXX-es'. Today it is the turn of R&B singer Brandy and her album Full Moon. On the original cover we find a picture of the singer, and of the moon, so a reasonably good score for artistic interpretation. On the remix we find three babes, lit only by moonlight, who are mooning, but instead of just showing their asses, they are conducting a 'full moon' - a full frontal version of the more traditional 'half moon' where only the buttocks are exposed. These three babes are very exposed. Lunar!
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Let Her Go - Passenger 
Tuesday, 21 June, 2016, 05:52 - Singles Of The 2010s, Remi-XXX-es
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Not just a fabled AllBum.Art triple-play, but one of our rare X-Rated remixes. On the original single cover artwork for Let Her Go by Passenger, we can only ponder at who she is and why we need to let her go. Maybe he has tied up some babe to the ferris-wheel in the background. On the first remix we find a babe who has her hands and feed tied, so letting her go would free her to get back to whatever it was that she was doing naked on a wooden floor. On the second remi-XXX, we find a bane being held aloft by two guys. If they were to let her go she would fall to the floor and quite possibly injure herself and given she is wearing naught but some high heels, she might get covered in scratches and bruises. Perhaps best not to let her go then. Release!
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Surprise - Bizarre Inc 
Friday, 20 May, 2016, 05:37 - Singles Of The 1990s, Remi-XXX-es
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bizarre inc surprise remixxbizarre inc surprise 1Another in our very exclusive series of 'triple-X-rated' remixes, or Remi-XXX-es as we like to call them. This time it is the turn of Bizarre Inc, and their single Surprise. On the original cover we find what can only really be described as a hat. If there is anything surprising about it, it might be the fact that it seems to be made of candy. On the remix we find something very surprising, a mature mom, who is flashing her goodies for the world to see, with a look on her face that clearly says 'surprise', as if she is trying to prove to another family member that she does, in fact, dare to bare all. We sincerely hope this isn't your mom, otherwise you're surprise may be greater than we had anticipated. Shock!
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Big Love - Fleetwood Mac 
Saturday, 2 April, 2016, 05:54 - Singles Of The 1980s, Remi-XXX-es
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fleetwood mac big love remixxfleetwood mac big love 1So Fleetwood Mac are singing about Big Love, or so we are led to believe from the title of their track. But on the original single cover artwork, all we find is some kind of jungle scene. Now the jungle might be big, and the band might love it, but that is not clear. On the remix we find a big big babe who is being loved by a skinny guy. That is definitely big love, as we don't think just anyone would tackle a babe like her unless there was some kind of connection between them. Amore!
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Spread A Little Happiness - Sting 
Friday, 19 February, 2016, 05:30 - Singles Of The 1980s, Remi-XXX-es
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sting spread a little happiness remixxsting spread a little happiness 1An other remix for Sting. On the original single cover artwork for Spread A Little Happiness, we find a stylized drawing of Mr Sumner clasping his hands together in front of his face. On the remi-xxx (yes, another of our X-Rated remixes) we find a mature babe who has spread her happiness very wide and will no doubt bring joy to those who see her smiling face. What other joy she could spread is fairly clear for all to see. Happy!
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Too Big - Suzi Quatro 
Monday, 8 February, 2016, 05:44 - Singles Of The 1970s, Remi-XXX-es
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suzi quatro too big remixxsuzi quatro too big 1It seems that Suzi Quatro appears quite frequently in our infrequent list of triple-X rated remixes. The original cover artwork for her single Too Big shows Ms Quatro singing. Maybe she is very tall - this is not clear. On the remix we find a babe in magenta high heel boots that are clearly too big. Look closely and you will see that the heel of her foot is loose compared to the back of the boot. You saw that right? Or were you distracted by something else that appears to be too large for her? Diversion!
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Analogue - A-Ha 
Thursday, 4 February, 2016, 05:17 - Albums Of The 2000s, Remi-XXX-es
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a ha analogue remixxa ha analogue 1This marks the last in our short, XXX-rated remix run of artwork around the topic of anal. Today it is the turn of A-Ha and their album Analogue. The original cover shows the band members looking very coy at the back of an odd painted backdrop. In the remix we find a babe who is taking a log in her ass, an 'anal-log' you might say, if you were the kind of sick person that produces these remixes, like us. Woody!
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Assassin - The Orb 
Wednesday, 3 February, 2016, 05:08 - Singles Of The 1990s, Remi-XXX-es
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orb assassin remixxorb assassin 1Our short series of remi-XXX-es continues with another anal themed remixes. Actually with a title such as Assassin, we could have used the same picture as yesterday's Marillion remix but instead we have this alternative take on pretty much the same topic by The Orb. The original cover shows some kind of space-aged theme-park, but no ass, and nothing that is in the ass. The remix solves these issues. Push!
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Assassing - Marillion 
Tuesday, 2 February, 2016, 05:13 - Singles Of The 1980s, Remi-XXX-es
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marillion assassing remixxmarillion assassing 1When we began providing the occasional 'Remi-XXX' (otherwise known as X-rated remixes) it caused a split in opinion among the staff here at AllBum.Art. Some thought it was a step too far; others just live by the ethos of rules are meant to be broken. So when someone suggested that there were quite a few songs with the word 'anal' in them, controversy ensued. Here, therefore, is a highly controversial remix of Assassing by Marillion. Whilst the original cover has no ass in it at all, the remix shows one that is being assassingnated!
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Rust - Echo And The Bunnymen 
Thursday, 26 November, 2015, 05:14 - Singles Of The 1990s, Remi-XXX-es
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echo and the bunnymen rust remixxecho and the bunnymen rust 1Echo And The Bunnymen are singing about oxidized metal on their single Rust, but the cover of the single shows no evidence of any metal, let alone any which is rotting away. Instead we find the lead singer in a sad pose. On the much more happy remix, we find a smiling babe who is squatting on some rusty metal. She had better be careful not to cut herself on any sharp edges, especially as she has chosen to bend down on the aforementioned rusty metal in nothing but her stripper heels. Squat!
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