Hotel California - Eagles 
Sunday, 26 July, 2015, 05:12 - Albums Of The 1970s, Singles Of The 1970s
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eagles hotel california remixeagles hotel california 1A week of remixes of superband Eagles would not be complete without a remix of their all time classic, Hotel California. Let's ignore the original cover which has an eagle, but little else to distinguish it, and instead focus on the remix. What would a hotel in California look like? Well, for one the sun would be shining. For another, it would have a red carpet leading to the building. And for another it would have some hot babe standing with her luggage waiting for the bell boy. Lucky bell boy!
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Desperado - Eagles 
Saturday, 25 July, 2015, 05:08 - Albums Of The 1970s
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eagles desperado remixeagles desperado 1OK. We give the Eagles almost full marks for the original cover of their album Desperado. Why? Well firstly it contains a picture of the band. And secondly, the band are dressed and are posing like a set of wild-west desperados. So the cover artwork reflects the band and the title, giving it an AllBum.Art thumbs-up. The remix, then, should score lower because gone are the band, and instead is just a single desperado. At least we hope she is single, and desperate, because that points to a whole lot of gun-slingin' promise. Bang!
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Life In The Fast Lane - Eagles 
Friday, 24 July, 2015, 05:05 - Singles Of The 1970s
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eagles life in the fast lane remixeagles life in the fast lane 1Life In The Fast Lane... hot babes, fast cars, dangerous driving? No. Apparently not. According to this week's featured band Eagles, it's about sitting around looking somewhat bored with life. How dreary. The remix however, has hot babes and fast cars. How's about the dangerous driving? With that babe in your car, we fail to see how you could drive safely. Distracted!
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Take It To The Limit- Eagles 
Thursday, 23 July, 2015, 05:56 - Singles Of The 1970s
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eagles take it to the limit remixeagles take it to the limit 1The fourth in this week's remixes of Eagles remixes. And would you know it, the band have almost completely and utterly replicated the cover of Lyin' Eyes to a tee, with a picture of the band, and the same font and layout, albeit in a different color scheme. And so we have replicated the concept for the remix and replaced the band with a babe who is taking it to the limit, to the limit of what is comfortable, and the limit of painfulness. Ouch!
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The Long Run - Eagles 
Wednesday, 22 July, 2015, 05:00 - Albums Of The 1970s
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eagles the long run remixeagles the long run 1How totally uninventive of the Eagles for the cover of their album The Long Run. It features what... nothing, that is what. Not the band. No-one running. Nothing long. Thank goodness for the remixed cover which shows some babes running. How do we know it is a long run and not a short one? Easy. They are all almost naked and are clearly running to hide their modesties. That kind of run is never a short one, as if you hid your clothes nearby you wouldn't need to sprint. Jog!
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Lyin' Eyes - Eagles 
Tuesday, 21 July, 2015, 05:52 - Singles Of The 1970s
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eagles lyin eyes remixeagles lyin eyes 1The second in our week-long set of remixes of cover artwork by the Eagles. Today it is that classic song Lyin' Eyes. Now it's OK that a band put a picture of themselves on the cover of their singles, indeed that is commended. But it would help if they did something also related to the song. In order to fix that, we have replaced the band with a babe whose eyes are saying something. Are they lyin' or tellin' the truth? It's difficult to tell and that, in itself, is a lie. Or is it? Truth!
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Hell Freezes Over - Eagles 
Monday, 20 July, 2015, 05:48 - Albums Of The 1990s
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eagles hell freezes over 2eagles hell freezes over 1A new week, and the start of a week-long series of remixes of cover artwork by classic rock legends, Eagles. For no particular reason, we begin with their 1994 album, Hell Freezes Over. The original cover shows a few flames flickering around the title of the album. Hardly hellish. The remix shows the source of the fire - one of Beelzebub's own messengers has come to stoke the fires of hell. But will it freeze over? In winter maybe. Brrr...
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Take Me To Church - Hozier 
Sunday, 19 July, 2015, 05:44 - Albums Of The 2010s, Singles Of The 2010s
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hozier take me to church 2hozier take me to church 1It is Sunday. Amen. So where should we go? Well according to Hozier we should Take Me To Church. What is the attraction with church (other than, of course, eternal salvation from our naughty sins)? It seems to be a weird parrot-human-newspaper-pipework hybrid. No, that won't do. The remix, however, does provide a good solid reason to go to church (other than the aforementioned salvation) and that is that there appears to be a lingerie clad babe waiting to see us. Pray!
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Black Stockings - John Barry 
Saturday, 18 July, 2015, 05:40 - Singles Of The 1960s
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john barry black stockings remixjohn barry black stockings 1It is clear, or at least translucent, why John Barry is smiling so brightly on the original cover of his hit Black Stockings. And why is that? It's because his head is in a position where he is underneath the petticoat of a lady and whose stockings he can clearly see. But times, they are a-changing, and the remix would keep Mr Barry smiling today as we replace his original petticoated babe with a more modern mistress who is both black, and wearing stockings. Keep smiling!
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Outstanding - The Gap Band 
Friday, 17 July, 2015, 05:36 - Singles Of The 1980s
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gap band outstanding remixgap band outstanding 1When the Gap Band sing that a babe is Outstanding, and that 'girl you knock me out', there is only one thought that goes through the mind of the team here at AllBum.Art. What is that thought? Well see for yourself. What kind of babe is outstanding enough that she could knock you out? We think that the babe pictured in the remix would fit the bill nicely. Very nicely indeed. So nicely, in fact, that you would have to duck when she turned around to avoid her outstanding features knocking you out. Dive!
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