Dancing Shoes - September 
Wednesday, 7 June, 2017, 05:44 - Albums Of The 2000s
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september dancing shoes 2september dancing shoes 1Would you know it, September has an album with the same name as a single we remixed back in March by Dev, called Dancing Shoes. And once again, the original cover artwork lacks one essential detail. That is that the picture of Ms Marklund (for that is her real name) has been cropped above her ankles and we are at a loss to know what her dancing shoes look like. On the remix we find a babe who appears to be twerking in her dancing shoes which are black high-heel stiletto shoes. That is all she is dancing in though, as she has neglected the rest of her outfit. Silly girl!
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In My Arms - Mylo 
Friday, 26 May, 2017, 05:39 - Albums Of The 2000s
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mylo in my arms 2mylo in my arms 1The original single cover artwork for In My Arms by Mylo shows a boy and a girl kissing and arguably passes the test for actually depicting the nature of the song on the cover as the boy has the girl's arms around his neck. The remix, therefore, doesn't really add anything except that the girl is now in need of having the boy's arms around her as she is wearing nothing more than a pair of shoes. Thankfully the boy's arms are saving her from any embarrassment at having forgotten the rest of her clothing. Shy!
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Devil's Got Your Gold - Frank 
Wednesday, 5 April, 2017, 05:19 - Albums Of The 2000s
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frank devils got your gold remixfrank devils got your gold 1According to Frank, the Devil's Got Your Gold. According to the original album cover artwork, a black and white picture of the band members is largely all you have got, no gold, and no devil. On the remix we find that although the devil may have got your gold, what he has done with it is rather angelic, as he has coated the wings of an angel with ti. We can but presume that this devilish act makes it too heavy for her to fly, but she doesn't look too upset about it, does she?
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Real Girl - Mutya Buena 
Monday, 27 February, 2017, 05:45 - Albums Of The 2000s, Singles Of The 2000s
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mutya buena real girl remixmutya buena real girl 1Mutya Buena is a Real Girl, as far as we can tell. But the problem with the cover artwork of her single and album (of the same name) is that although we can see Ms Buena's face, whether the rest of her body proves that she is a real girl is not known. On the remix we find a babe who is 100% real girl and has the body to prove it. That being said, there may be some surgical enhancement going on up there. What do you think?
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Gold - Ohio Players 
Tuesday, 10 January, 2017, 07:35 - Albums Of The 2000s
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ohio players gold remixohio players gold 1Continuing our week-long Ohio Players special, we find ourselves with their 'Best Of' album, otherwise known as Gold. On the original album cover artwork we find a babe holding a gold disc. On the remix we find that there had been a second babe in the picture who had been erased and she is wearing a fetching gold bikini. The other babe is trying to hide her modesty as the bikini isn't a great fit but failing as her other boob is on show. Rapscallion!
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Have A Boom Boom Christmas - Freddy Cannon 
Tuesday, 20 December, 2016, 05:41 - Albums Of The 2000s, Christmas Crackers
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freddy cannon boom boom christmas 1freddy cannon boom boom christmas 2freddy cannon boom boom christmas remix
Freddy Cannon promises us that we can Have A Boom Boom Christmas, but what does this mean. Our triple-play remix allows you to choose the degree of 'boom boom' you wish your Christmas to enjoy. On the original cover you can have a standard 'freddy' of boom boom. On the first remix you can have some very busty boom boom. And on the second remix you can have not just busty boom boom, but juicy Lucy boom boom too. Habit!
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Naked Truth - Jeanette 
Thursday, 17 November, 2016, 05:16 - Albums Of The 2000s
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jeanet naked truth remixjeanet naked truth 1We so enjoy remixing artwork for singles or albums which have 'naked' in the title. On this occasion it is the turn of Jeanette and her album Naked Truth. The original cover shows the singer sitting quietly in a corner but is she naked? No. And that's the truth! On the remix we find a couple whose nakedness has been discovered, a fact about which they do not appear completely happy. Ain't that the truth! Honestly!
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Full Moon - Brandy 
Wednesday, 6 July, 2016, 05:15 - Albums Of The 2000s, Remi-XXX-es
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brandy full moon remixxbrandy full moon 1Another in our occasional series of XXX-rated remixes that we like to call 'remi-XXX-es'. Today it is the turn of R&B singer Brandy and her album Full Moon. On the original cover we find a picture of the singer, and of the moon, so a reasonably good score for artistic interpretation. On the remix we find three babes, lit only by moonlight, who are mooning, but instead of just showing their asses, they are conducting a 'full moon' - a full frontal version of the more traditional 'half moon' where only the buttocks are exposed. These three babes are very exposed. Lunar!
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Bare Stripped Naked - Bettie Serveert 
Saturday, 25 June, 2016, 05:06 - Albums Of The 2000s
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bettie serveert bare stripped naked remixbettie serveert bare stripped naked 1Three words that are commonly used here at AllBum.Art, Bare Stripped Naked but this time altogether in a single album title by Bettie Serveert. Whether Ms Serveert is any of the aforementioned adjectives is unclear from orange-tinted cover of her album. On the remix we find a babe who is all of the adjectives and is holding up the clothes she has removed to prove her point. Buff!
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Costello Music - The Fratellis 
Sunday, 12 June, 2016, 05:09 - Albums Of The 2000s
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fratellis costello music remixfratellis costello music 1We have to admit to being easily confused by what the hell the designers of some album artwork were trying to do. Take, for example, Costello Music by The Fratellis. Not only have we no idea what Costello Music actually is, but the cover tells us only that to listen to it you should ideally be female, wearing 1960s corsets and stockings, and play the record on a phonograph. Equally, the remix says nothing about the situation either, other than that there are now three modern babes who are also wearing stockings, and seem to be holding colored spoons. Stir!
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