Swing Low Sweet Chariot - Eric Clapton 
Thursday, 9 June, 2016, 05:10 - Singles Of The 1970s
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eric clapton swing low sweet chariot remixeric clapton swing low sweet chariot 1We can vaguely forgive Eric Clapton for putting himself as the mean feature of the original single cover artwork for Swing Low Sweet Chariot, because we don't think that the alternative would have necessarily been acceptable in the 70s. Let us discover why... On the remix we find Chariot (that is her name you see) and her enormous bosom is swinging very low, due to the fact that there is nothing supporting it. Is she sweet? Like honey from a bee. Dangle!
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Back Together - Babybird 
Wednesday, 8 June, 2016, 05:13 - Singles Of The 1990s
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babybird back together 2babybird back together 1Yet another Babybird remix sent in by Phil Darnall of England. And without even asking, we can see why this song would need a remix. The original single cover artwork for Back Together is so lacking in any content, it may as well not be there at all. In the remix we find two babes whose backs are turned to us and they are together. Well done Phil, and thank you for sending your remixes to us. If you have remixes, why not get in touch?
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Ugly Beautiful - Babybird 
Tuesday, 7 June, 2016, 05:59 - Albums Of The 1990s
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babybird ugly beautiful 2babybird ugly beautiful 1Another Babybird remix by Phil Darnall of England, today it is the turn of their album Ugly Beautiful. According to Phil, the original single cover artwork shows something that is neither ugly nor beautiful but is just downright repugnant, being what appears to be the foot of someone in a morgue. On the remix Phil provides us with two babes, one ugly, one beautiful, both in a very similar pose, and asks us to choose which is which. We know which one we would go for. Selection!
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You're Gorgeous - Babybird 
Monday, 6 June, 2016, 09:55 - Singles Of The 1990s
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babybird youre gorgeous 2babybird youre gorgeous 1It's always nice to receive user-submitted entries, and this is from Phil Darnall of England. Phil tells us:
Lots of girls think that when Babybird are singing You're Gorgeous, it's a touching love melody. If you listen to the words, they are singing about getting a girl to spread her legs on the bonnet of a car and have her photo taken. The remix shows this situation better than the original cover.

We thoroughly agree with you Phil, your cover remix does a better job than the original. Keep 'em coming. Tweet!
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Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space - Spiritualized 
Sunday, 5 June, 2016, 13:19 - Albums Of The 2000s
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spiritualized ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space remixspiritualized ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space 1Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space, is what Spiritualized tell us. But their album artwork says otherwise. The original cover says that we are floating in a world consisting of a number of circles. Maybe that is what space looks like but we think the remix looks more like it as a babe tries to stop the encroaching planets and asteroids by fending them off with her naked body. Leave us floating in that space would you, not the spiritualized one. By Jove!
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A Spanner In The Works - Rod Stewart 
Saturday, 4 June, 2016, 05:58 - Albums Of The 1990s
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rod stewart a spanner in the works remixrod stewart a spanner in the works 1Another remix for Rod Stewart, this time it is the original album cover artwork for A Spanner In The Works, that has been given a make-over. On the original cover we find Mr Stewart sitting on a chair. Where's the spanner, you ask? It's on the remix we reply, where we find a babe standing in the chilly outdoors licking a spanner next to some workers. We are sure they don't mind loaning their spanner to her, as they seem quite taken with her licking skills. Pipes!
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All Thru The Night - POV Featuring Jade 
Friday, 3 June, 2016, 05:47 - Singles Of The 1990s
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pov jade all thru the nite remixpov jade all thru the nite 1So POV Featuring Jade (as we would call it now, instead of all that POV Duet With Jade nonsense) had a song called All Thru The Night, and how wicked they felt having purposefully misspelled through. The original single cover artwork shows the band members and although it could be night, there is no real evidence to support this. On the remix we find a babe sitting on a pavement at night. Let's hope for her sake she doesn't do this all thru the night, as her ass will get mighty chilly. Violet!
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Bad Actress - Terrorvision 
Thursday, 2 June, 2016, 05:56 - Singles Of The 1990s
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terrorvision bad actress remixterrorvision bad actress 1When we looked it up in a dictionary, it seemed that the definition of actress involves the person concerned being female, yet on the original single cover artwork for Terrorvision's song Bad Actress, all we see are the band members who are all male. Now maybe one of them is actually female and is acting as a male, but that would be quite good acting, not bad acting. On the remix we find a babe trying to act in what appears to be some low-budget B-grade sci-fi movie. Why does this make her a bad actress? Well she may have remembered her lines, but she has forgotten her costume. D'Oh!
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Hourglass - Squeeze 
Wednesday, 1 June, 2016, 05:48 - Singles Of The 1980s
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squeeze hourglass remixsqueeze hourglass 1The totally confusing thing about the original single artwork for Hourglass by Squeeze is that on the front cover the one thing that is completely absent is any sign of anything that resembles an hourglass. Instead there is a badly drawn (or 'artistic' if you will) drawing of what appears to be a mermaid singing into an old 1930s radio microphone. On the remix there is a babe whose figure is all hourglass, no doubt about that. Curvy!
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Ridin' Solo - Jason Derulo 
Tuesday, 31 May, 2016, 05:55 - Singles Of The 2010s
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jason derulo ridin solo remixjason derulo ridin solo 1We give Jason Derulo one bonus point for remembering to put an apostrophe to replace the missing letter in the title of his single Ridin' Solo. However, we will take that point away as the original front cover artwork of his single gives us no indication of what it is that he is ridin'. On the remix we find a babe who is ridin' a horse solo. What is odd is that she is doing this whilst naked (other than her ridin' boots), though we shan't complain at that. Godiva!
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