Avenging Angels - Space 
Saturday, 18 June, 2016, 05:28 - Singles Of The 1990s
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space avenging angels remixspace avenging angels 1Now far be it from us to suggest any kind of idiocy on the part of those responsible for developing the original single cover artwork for Avenging Angels by Space, but a metal cheese-grater that has been given metal angel wings, arms and a halo fails in one extremely specific way. The song title has the word 'angels' in it, not 'angel' in the singular, which is to say there should be a plurality of angels, not just one. The remix fixes this as two angels now bedeck the cover. Oh, hang on, one of them is a devil. We fail two, too.
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Silly Games - Lindy Layton Featuring Janet Kaye 
Friday, 17 June, 2016, 05:43 - Singles Of The 1990s
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lindy layton silly games remixlindy layton silly games 1Does anyone have any idea what Silly Games are being played by Lindy Layton Featuring Janet Kaye? No. And why not? Because the original single cover artwork, whilst providing a fetching picture of Ms Layton, is otherwise so blurry as to obscure any potential opportunity to see what the underlying sport is. On the remix this is made far clearer as we find two babes playing silly games, well a silly game (singular) actually which appears to be 'Strip Twister'. Looks like one of them will be declared the winner very shortly. Spin!
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Angel Street - M People 
Wednesday, 15 June, 2016, 05:30 - Singles Of The 1990s
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m people angel street remixm people angel street 1What would you expect to see if you wandered down Angel Street? Well, according to M People, it would be the lead singer of the band sitting on a leather sofa, wearing a black velvet coat. On the remixed single cover artwork we find our view of what you would see on Angel Street, which is an angel of a cute babe, playing angelic tunes on a violin. And of course, wearing nothing but her high heels and a necklace. Of course!
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Back Together - Babybird 
Wednesday, 8 June, 2016, 05:13 - Singles Of The 1990s
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babybird back together 2babybird back together 1Yet another Babybird remix sent in by Phil Darnall of England. And without even asking, we can see why this song would need a remix. The original single cover artwork for Back Together is so lacking in any content, it may as well not be there at all. In the remix we find two babes whose backs are turned to us and they are together. Well done Phil, and thank you for sending your remixes to us. If you have remixes, why not get in touch?
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You're Gorgeous - Babybird 
Monday, 6 June, 2016, 09:55 - Singles Of The 1990s
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babybird youre gorgeous 2babybird youre gorgeous 1It's always nice to receive user-submitted entries, and this is from Phil Darnall of England. Phil tells us:
Lots of girls think that when Babybird are singing You're Gorgeous, it's a touching love melody. If you listen to the words, they are singing about getting a girl to spread her legs on the bonnet of a car and have her photo taken. The remix shows this situation better than the original cover.

We thoroughly agree with you Phil, your cover remix does a better job than the original. Keep 'em coming. Tweet!
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All Thru The Night - POV Featuring Jade 
Friday, 3 June, 2016, 05:47 - Singles Of The 1990s
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pov jade all thru the nite remixpov jade all thru the nite 1So POV Featuring Jade (as we would call it now, instead of all that POV Duet With Jade nonsense) had a song called All Thru The Night, and how wicked they felt having purposefully misspelled through. The original single cover artwork shows the band members and although it could be night, there is no real evidence to support this. On the remix we find a babe sitting on a pavement at night. Let's hope for her sake she doesn't do this all thru the night, as her ass will get mighty chilly. Violet!
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Bad Actress - Terrorvision 
Thursday, 2 June, 2016, 05:56 - Singles Of The 1990s
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terrorvision bad actress remixterrorvision bad actress 1When we looked it up in a dictionary, it seemed that the definition of actress involves the person concerned being female, yet on the original single cover artwork for Terrorvision's song Bad Actress, all we see are the band members who are all male. Now maybe one of them is actually female and is acting as a male, but that would be quite good acting, not bad acting. On the remix we find a babe trying to act in what appears to be some low-budget B-grade sci-fi movie. Why does this make her a bad actress? Well she may have remembered her lines, but she has forgotten her costume. D'Oh!
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Love Eviction - Quartz Lock Featuring Lonnie Gordon 
Monday, 30 May, 2016, 05:42 - Singles Of The 1990s
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quartz lock love eviction remixquartz lock love eviction 1It may be possible to determine, from the original front cover of the single Love Eviction by Quartz Lock Featuring Lonnie Gordon why there was some kind of expulsion of love going on. After all, Ms Gordon's t-shirt is revealing more than perhaps is necessary and that could have caused some kind of upset to the audience forcing them to evict their loved ones. On the remix this all becomes more obvious as a girl's boyfriend seems to have been found in bed with her mother (or grand-mother) so at least one of them (the boyfriend or the mother) is likely to be evicted. Expel!
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Raise Your Hands - Reel 2 Reel Featuring The Mad Stuntman 
Saturday, 28 May, 2016, 05:32 - Singles Of The 1990s
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reel 2 real raise your hands remixreel 2 real raise your hands 1Raise Your Hands is what Reel 2 Real Featuring The Mad Stuntman ask us, or indeed tell us, to do. But oddly on the original single cover artwork, the two guys pictured are not raising their hands at all. Nor are either of them performing any mad stunts. On the remix we find a babe who is performing a mad stunt, by raising her hands whilst standing naked in a public place in front of a wall which is coated in graffiti. Crazy!
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Surprise - Bizarre Inc 
Friday, 20 May, 2016, 05:37 - Singles Of The 1990s, Remi-XXX-es
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bizarre inc surprise remixxbizarre inc surprise 1Another in our very exclusive series of 'triple-X-rated' remixes, or Remi-XXX-es as we like to call them. This time it is the turn of Bizarre Inc, and their single Surprise. On the original cover we find what can only really be described as a hat. If there is anything surprising about it, it might be the fact that it seems to be made of candy. On the remix we find something very surprising, a mature mom, who is flashing her goodies for the world to see, with a look on her face that clearly says 'surprise', as if she is trying to prove to another family member that she does, in fact, dare to bare all. We sincerely hope this isn't your mom, otherwise you're surprise may be greater than we had anticipated. Shock!
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