When Marianne Faithfull starts singing about Horses And High Heels, you know you are in for a doozy of an album cover. On the original artwork there is a horse, and next to it some red high heels, so full marks for that. Why both are on a beach and no-one is wearing the high heels is somewhat unknown. On the remix we find a babe wearing high heels, sitting on a horse. It couldn't get any simpler. Fishnet!
Judy Cheeks is Walking All Over My Love with Fascination. To illustrate this, the original front cover artwork of her single shows Ms Cheeks in a sparkly dress and it also appears that one of her fingers has the ability to sparkle too. On the remix, a babe is simply walking away. She may be walking away from love, as she appears to have left all her clothes behind, except for her shoes that is. Stroll!
Here's an interesting album cover from Mass. The original artwork shows a gothic looking babe wearing stiletto heel boots standing on top of an alien. Perhaps the metal is in the whip she is holding in her hand. On the remix, the alien has taken back control and the babe seems to have been dominated. To be honest, none of it makes much sense, but it will look nice on your mp3 player!
What aspect of the original front cover artwork for Awfully Deep by Roots Manuva is Awfully Deep? Is it that the courtroom scene pictured, was in a room that is fifteen stories underground. Or is it that the scene is metaphorically deep in some psychological way? Meh. The remix simply shows a babe swimming underwater without a bikini or any breathing equipment. This is just as deep. Plunge!
It is uncertain on what basis Amanda Lear proclaims herself Queen Of Chinatown. If the front cover artwork is to be believed, all that is necessary is to sit cross-legged on the floor in red boots and a black body suit. The remix does away with the boots, replacing them with yellow stilettos, and the black body suit is gone as well but the cross-leggedness remains. Princess!
The remix for Higher Than Hope by Daryl Braithwaite bears a striking resemblance to that of High by The Cure from two days ago. First let us consider the original single front cover artwork which just shows Mr Briathwaite standing around with his hands in his pockets. The remix shows a babe whose heels are definitely higher than hope. She is sure to fall over if she tries to stand up. Point!
Another remix for indie rockers The Cure, this time for their single Taking Off. The original front cover artwork looks as if it has been drawn by a four-year-old and represents a cow wearing a yellow cape, eating forbidden cherries under a spidery orange sun. The only thing taking off is your imagination. On the remix is a babe taking off her high heel sandals. Which is just as well, as she hasn't got a lot else left to take off. Necklace!
The Cure are High. Maybe that isn't unexpected for an indie rock band. The original single front cover artwork does nothing to dispel this myth with a drawing of a pschetschuan morn-kepp (we have no idea what it really is, but this seemed as good a name as anything). On the remix is a babe who would be very high indeed if she were to stand up, on account of the height of the heels she is wearing. Perhaps it is best that she remains sitting down. Panel!
What goes on in a Magic Hotel? Toploader are going to show us. According to the original front cover artwork for their album, a magic hotel is nothing more than a rundown school bus against which you can lean. Nothing magic about that. On the remix is a babe standing in the corridor of a different magic hotel, and the magic of this one is that it has made her clothes become see-through. Be careful of the fire exit. Whalenet!
What can you see on the original front cover artwork for the album Sit On It by Jimmy Smith? It looks like a babe sitting on an electronic piano, or an organ as some might call it. On the remix is a different babe sitting on a piano stool, next to an analog piano, not an electronic one, nor an organ. She looks like the type that might enjoy sitting on an organ though, if someone asked her nicely. Tulip!