If you look closely enough, you will see that on the original single front cover artwork for Rescue Me by Skepta, Mr Adenuga (for that is his name) is wearing a straight-jacket, so it is quite feasible that he needs rescuing, though if someone has decided to tie him up in that way, perhaps no rescue attempt should be made. On the remix we find a babe who, if you look closely enough, you will realize doesn't need rescuing at all, despite her appearing to be tied up in chains, because the chains don't fasten to anything including, it seems, her clothes. Padlock!
Where do we begin with the original front cover artwork for I'm Not Shy by Frank? For starters, none of the girls pictured appear very shy, so not only is there no sign of shyness, but it is not clear which, if any, of the girls would be making such a bold statement. On the remix we find just one babe who is making a very bold statement about being shy, or rather not being shy, as she stands outside a grocery store being as un-shy as it's just about possible to be. Frankly!
Album Covers, Albums Of The 2010s, Single Covers, Singles Of The 2010s, High Heels, Not Safe For WorkNicola Roberts tells us that it is our Lucky Day on the single and album of the same name. On the original cover artwork we find Mr Roberts slouching on top of some laundry machines. Maybe it is our lucky day because she is doing our washing for us? On the remix we find a business man who has turned up for a meeting to find that it is with two naked babes. Now that truly is a lucky day and no mistake. Twosome!
What is the Natural Thing that adorns the original cover artwork of the single from Innocence? It appears to be some kind of wave overlaid onto the visage of the lead singer. Nice but not that natural a thing. On the remix we find an innocent looking babe who is amidst a natural forest setting. She is the epitome of naturalness and innocence, at least that's what we thought. If she was also a thing that would make our work completed. Unfinished!
It's May, so time for a song with the word May in the title. And what better than May The Sunshine by Nazareth? On the original single cover artwork, we find some kind of skull with wings, which fails on so many fronts. Where is the sunshine, for example? The remix fixes this problem as we find a babe lying down enjoying the sunshine. It must be quite warm as she is only wearing high heels and stockings. Also, is it May? Maybe!
The week may be over, but the weekend has just begun and to start it is yet another remix for this week's featured artist Shakatak. On the original album front cover for Drivin' Hard all we have to show for the driving is a freeway bridge. On the remix we find a babe who is driving hard, in fact so hard, that her nipples have gone hard. It must be quite hard for her to keep driving like that. Compass!
Ending the week of our Shakatak remixes, we bring you the cover of Invitations, both the single and album of the same name. On the original artwork we find a babe wearing a slightly see-through dress standing on a misty lake. That could be classified as inviting. On the remix we find a babe in a very see-through swimsuit resting by the ocean. Is she more inviting or less? That's for you to decide. Tempting!
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